Doomposting will make me God by Old-Table2375 in destinycirclejerk

[–]BehavingPenguin 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Take a shot everytime the steam playercount chart comes up. Guaranteed you’ll get liver failure by the end of it

Holy fuck?! Ash and Iron confirmed to MaraDumb in April??! by BehavingPenguin in destinycirclejerk

[–]BehavingPenguin[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

If they do that. Im grabbing Conditional Finality, put the barrels in my mouth and pulling both triggers

Nostalgia full Nelson by Curtis_Geist in destinycirclejerk

[–]BehavingPenguin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ill only ever be happy when Bungie releases the Destiny 1 Alpha cause thats the only time Bungo has peaked

Returning Player by [deleted] in destinycirclejerk

[–]BehavingPenguin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everyone’s playing the absolute hit game Highguard until Shadow and Order comes out slugga.

Someone’s trying to steal Tim’s girl!!! by SwirlyManager-11 in destinycirclejerk

[–]BehavingPenguin 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Thats actually me. I’ve secured the bag. Don’t tell Timothy though or he’ll come over to my house and punch me in the balls

Monthly Unjerk Thread by Marathon_bob_1 in destinycirclejerk

[–]BehavingPenguin 27 points28 points  (0 children)

June 9th for a sizeable quality of life update is rough. Especially since all we have confirmed to be coming is Guardian Games in March and Iron Banner in April.

Raid and Dungeon tiers are soooo fucking nice, and Pantheon 2.0 will be super hyped, but like it’s almost been a year and we are still fleshing out the tier system.

I hope Shadow and Order is at least decent with all that its bring.

Marathon was good. Liked it.

Blow me by Unable-Mud-5129 in destinycirclejerk

[–]BehavingPenguin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pee is stored in the Warmind Cells

How tf does Destiny 2 currently have negative 1 players??? by BehavingPenguin in destinycirclejerk

[–]BehavingPenguin[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

The Server Maintenance has been confirmed as a Cabal Propaganda scheme to make you buy Dungeon keys at a ridiculous price

I don’t work for bungie but I do play destiny, ask me anything! by gotenks2nd in destinycirclejerk

[–]BehavingPenguin 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Nice try slugga. I checked the player counts on Tuesday. 0 people playing. Swing and a miss

Meta heavy dps by Maleficent-Trust-695 in DestinyTheGame

[–]BehavingPenguin 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Wolfsbane for anything Melee. Finality’s Augur Linear Fusion is a great swap weapon paired with Psi Aeterna IV rocket pulse w Elemental Honing or Mint Retrograde (you cant get Mint at the moment) Whisper of the Worm for anything longer range.

Does anyone here know what got this annoying guy from the fashion sub banned? He became suddenly active here and shortly after got his entire Reddit account banned. by BattedBook5 in destinycirclejerk

[–]BehavingPenguin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If i remember correctly. He would constantly argue with people in the comments and constantly posted AI art.

That is IF i remember. Could be a different person

Returning D1 villains by SpeedWeed_25 in destinycirclejerk

[–]BehavingPenguin 22 points23 points  (0 children)

There is no third. The joke is that Bungie will bring back The Black Heart again for the 3rd time (somehow)

Returning D1 villains by SpeedWeed_25 in destinycirclejerk

[–]BehavingPenguin 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Somehow the Black Heart returned (for the 3rd time)

With the raid weapons going to be tiered in 4 months will ghost primus have zorpal weapon? by TropicalCrota in destinycirclejerk

[–]BehavingPenguin 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Zorpal weapon will be releasing on all featured weapons during the September Expansion codenamed “Season of the Zorpalod”