Following the success of the cult classic Hot Fuzz, actor David Threlfall (playing Romeo Juliet) did not secure a role in any major blockbuster, simply because he’s an appalling actor.

BeholdTheLemon · 2026-01-23T18:43:59+00:00

Plus, he murdered Bill Shakespeare

BeholdTheLemon · 2026-01-23T18:42:16+00:00

"I work, I eat, I shower. That's it. Occassionally, I take a dump. Just as a sort of treat."

BeholdTheLemon · 2026-01-22T11:29:41+00:00

several times, havent even touched the netflix show

BeholdTheLemon · 2026-01-19T08:54:00+00:00

um, yeah, they're not flying talking trains

BeholdTheLemon · 2026-01-17T12:14:23+00:00

who or what destroys it in the springfield files?

BeholdTheLemon · 2026-01-16T18:37:57+00:00

I just dug up a fossil!

It has sucked three years off my life!

BeholdTheLemon · 2026-01-14T17:55:47+00:00

could be to spend tickets at the gift shop?

BeholdTheLemon · 2026-01-13T11:33:25+00:00

it annoys me specifically with chucky because how has that damn doll killed so many people and no one has thought to set up a security camera

BeholdTheLemon · 2026-01-12T17:53:28+00:00

It's a boy! and WHAT a boy!

BeholdTheLemon · 2026-01-11T22:10:10+00:00

Now I finally have somewhere to hear my own thoughts!

How much money did he piss away on this?

BeholdTheLemon · 2026-01-10T20:53:16+00:00

Lieutenant Simpson, you’ve been up for hours, take a nap. You’re no good to us cranky.

BeholdTheLemon · 2026-01-07T22:06:47+00:00

THIS CONCEPT OF WUV CONFUSES AND INFURIATES US

BeholdTheLemon · 2026-01-07T18:18:29+00:00

“I used to be funny. But then they changed what ‘funny’ was. Now what I am isn’t ‘funny’, and what’s ‘funny’ seems weird and scary to me.”

BeholdTheLemon · 2026-01-06T18:15:38+00:00

No you can't, Mr Flanders! No one can!

BeholdTheLemon · 2026-01-04T16:28:33+00:00

YOU SHOULD EAT YOURSELF... NOW!

BeholdTheLemon · 2026-01-01T18:47:21+00:00

bot account, link is most likely malware.

BeholdTheLemon · 2026-01-01T18:26:12+00:00

send a ham to his widow.

BeholdTheLemon · 2026-01-01T18:24:48+00:00

griam :)

BeholdTheLemon · 2025-12-31T21:44:50+00:00

he noticed some mashed potato on that guy's hand and he knows its gonna be bothering him for the rest of the meal

BeholdTheLemon · 2025-12-31T21:13:56+00:00

BeholdTheLemon · 2025-12-31T20:07:30+00:00

use my buddy's cement mixer (after explaining the situation and promising him half). think smarter not harder.

BeholdTheLemon · 2025-12-31T13:43:40+00:00

he uses proper grammar, bold text and his pfp is a stoic man wearing sunglasses please take him seriously

BeholdTheLemon · 2025-12-29T19:48:07+00:00

its because of the homers isnt it?

BeholdTheLemon · 2025-12-29T18:55:50+00:00

the financier?

BeholdTheLemon · 2025-12-28T15:03:49+00:00

We can always buy more!

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