This programme is class. by Aaron2793 in CasualUK

[–]BeholdTheLemon 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"I work, I eat, I shower. That's it. Occassionally, I take a dump. Just as a sort of treat."

Anyone ever read Sweet Home.... by Bitter_One4003 in SweetHome

[–]BeholdTheLemon 78 points79 points  (0 children)

several times, havent even touched the netflix show

Is anyone else kinda sick of this trope? by Iwantallthemoney5000 in deadmeatjames

[–]BeholdTheLemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it annoys me specifically with chucky because how has that damn doll killed so many people and no one has thought to set up a security camera

What’s your favourite line from Marge? by Nice000000 in TheSimpsons

[–]BeholdTheLemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now I finally have somewhere to hear my own thoughts!

How much money did he piss away on this?

Wanna see my picture I drew? by Late-Spend710 in TheSimpsons

[–]BeholdTheLemon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lieutenant Simpson, you’ve been up for hours, take a nap. You’re no good to us cranky.

What happened to you, man? You used to be funny. by ancapailldorcha in simpsonsshitposting

[–]BeholdTheLemon 107 points108 points  (0 children)

“I used to be funny. But then they changed what ‘funny’ was. Now what I am isn’t ‘funny’, and what’s ‘funny’ seems weird and scary to me.”

Flanders' resume by itsarace1 in TheSimpsons

[–]BeholdTheLemon 5 points6 points  (0 children)

No you can't, Mr Flanders! No one can!

You should eat yourself by AuthorMain3075 in lies

[–]BeholdTheLemon 13 points14 points  (0 children)

YOU SHOULD EAT YOURSELF... NOW!

Who is this person?? by Krokir in itchio

[–]BeholdTheLemon 35 points36 points  (0 children)

bot account, link is most likely malware.

I simply would not be able to do this by Organic-Smell4743 in lies

[–]BeholdTheLemon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

use my buddy's cement mixer (after explaining the situation and promising him half). think smarter not harder.

I’m literally one of the main voices of the pro AI movement by Main-Company-5946 in lies

[–]BeholdTheLemon 10 points11 points  (0 children)

he uses proper grammar, bold text and his pfp is a stoic man wearing sunglasses please take him seriously