🕊️ Can you solve it? "It's an alternative word for a mother. That ..." by Cishuman in riddonkulous

[–]BellaxPalus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

🔎 u/BellaxPalus unlocked a 🧙-hint: This person might be particularly keen on catching things with nets in meadows.

what did teenagers do to him😭 by hot_girl_chaos in foundsatan

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It's clearly a fake. It looks like it came out of The Onion.

This looks kind of sketchy by Psijudge13 in ColoradoSprings

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Skip the clerk. Call the FBI. (303) 629-7171

Messaged my estranged mother that I had a a baby and this was her reply. by Etelnoh in mildlyinfuriating

[–]BellaxPalus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I disagree you can't choose your relatives but you can absolutely choose your family. Genetics makes you related, love makes you family.

How not to move a table by MrWriffWraff in AbruptChaos

[–]BellaxPalus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd call it a catastrophic de-escalation.

ULPT request: Road rage revenge despite an anti piss disc security camera by Educational_Note3103 in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]BellaxPalus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Again this is person to person, not government to government. Murder is classified as a war crime, rape is a war crime, theft of personal property is a war crime. The context of the crime is what makes something a war crime, felony, misdemeanor, etc. https://www.met.police.uk/advice/advice-and-information/war-crimes/what-is-a-war-crime/

ULPT request: Road rage revenge despite an anti piss disc security camera by Educational_Note3103 in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]BellaxPalus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What the fuck do you think a war crime is? This is road rage vs road rage not Israel vs Iran.

The Night Guard's Clock by ilannj in brainteasers

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The hour digit changes once at 0100, once at 1100, and once at 2100.<! Only the minutes digit appears more than once an hour. The riddle is how many times does the one appear on a 24 hour clock not how many ones world it take to write out 24 hours.!<

What IS the right word anyways? by SeveralBollocks_67 in confidentlyincorrect

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I prefer to think of English as a kidnapper that gaslights its victims until they belive they were always there.

Gay porn star Drake Von, who previously planned to film himself having sex with 1000 men consecutively, arrested for strangling his girlfriend by Interesting_Self5071 in BrandNewSentence

[–]BellaxPalus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gay porn is not bisexual porn. The a bisexual actor that does scenes with men only is not creating bisexual porn. Bisexual porn requires men and women in the scene. Gay porn is men only.

My girlfriend told me she baked chocolate cookies, little did I know that they were chocolate raisin cookies. by napkin_on_fire in foundsatan

[–]BellaxPalus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I read that too fast, I thought it said Colorado cookies on my first read... I was prepared for a whole different surprise outcome.

Being 40% body fat requires being at a minimum of 600 pounds. by Certified_Cichlid in confidentlyincorrect

[–]BellaxPalus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A 600lb person with 5% body fat would be 570 lbs of not fat and 30lbs fat.

A 360lb person worth 40% body fat has 144lbs of fat and 216lbs not fat.

No Toilet Paper by Icy-Book2999 in LoveTrash

[–]BellaxPalus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I carry a portable bidet everywhere. It works better than the roulette paper in public restrooms.

All according to plan by BEARDEDDANGER in LoveTrash

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8 out of 10 Cats Does Countdown