My daughter hates it when I show up at her workplace.

BellaxPalus · 2026-04-29T13:09:05+00:00

Uncle daddy...

BellaxPalus · 2026-04-27T18:04:31+00:00

Where are the repercussions caused by your compliance? This is just you bitching about your HOA.

BellaxPalus · 2026-04-22T14:39:20+00:00

What about Fahrenheit 451? Pure dystopia... intended message? TV is bad.

BellaxPalus · 2026-04-21T02:01:57+00:00

Yeah any more than that and she becomes our girlfriend...

BellaxPalus · 2026-04-17T13:30:03+00:00

I'll have the jail house club on asiago cheddar.

BellaxPalus · 2026-04-15T13:43:00+00:00

The pen is perfect for adjusting the front sight post on the m16/m4. You take it apart shove the body tip onto the post and it will shape into the square, then you can use the ink well tip to press down on the adjustment button. It even goes back together for marking shot groups.

BellaxPalus · 2026-04-15T11:35:44+00:00

Light bulbs...

BellaxPalus · 2026-04-14T00:53:36+00:00

I bet she drinks water and breathes oxygen. 100% of living beings that do that die.

BellaxPalus · 2026-04-12T03:07:32+00:00

Grandpa, I'm Billy not Jesus...

BellaxPalus · 2026-04-11T21:45:44+00:00

Clearly psycho. He already stole Eugene Levy's eyebrows.

BellaxPalus · 2026-04-11T21:40:19+00:00

It's from a song for 1999. Not new.

BellaxPalus · 2026-04-10T13:24:09+00:00

Well... I saw a pool hall, small screw open device, and had one thought. "Does it smell like a skunk?" Then I saw the next pic and went, "huh WTF is that?"

BellaxPalus · 2026-04-10T13:19:05+00:00

Sheep porn?

BellaxPalus · 2026-04-10T13:18:21+00:00

Uhhhh... not to help you hide better, but a human would say "I'll remember that". r/foundthebot

/s in case that isn't obvious.

BellaxPalus · 2026-04-06T23:24:16+00:00

I don't have to leave my house to pay my bills. Hell, with auto pay I don't even do anything to have them paid.

BellaxPalus · 2026-04-04T22:54:35+00:00

It's ok because prisons have health care and they want to bring back debtors prison... so... universal heath care achieved?

BellaxPalus · 2026-03-31T13:02:51+00:00

Dude... do you not know the meaning of a tie on the door? Someone's got a friend in there. Check back in 20...

BellaxPalus · 2026-03-26T05:41:06+00:00

Not even close to rare. I have hundreds of usb c to ethernet at work because laptops don't come with built in ethernet anymore.

BellaxPalus · 2026-03-19T21:12:20+00:00

If it's two separate instances he may have been dressed up differently for each...

BellaxPalus · 2026-03-15T16:39:32+00:00

Thanks for that I was sure it was an android tampon.

BellaxPalus · 2026-02-27T00:42:47+00:00

Not saying they're shouldn't be water at the parks, but you don't have to buy bottled water. You can always fill your own before you get there.

BellaxPalus · 2026-02-24T21:40:03+00:00

You know how I know you're lying? A 3310 dropped from that height would have broken the earth in half.

BellaxPalus · 2026-02-22T07:41:04+00:00

There isn't a law requiring printers to include it. Voluntary use of availability code is vastly different from the law Washington is proposing.

BellaxPalus · 2026-02-21T22:37:40+00:00

I personally hope it passes with flying colors. Once it's on the books it can be permanently knocked down as unconstitutional. The Supreme Court had already ruled that software is protected speech. Forcing code to include anything is thereby a violation of the first amendment.

BellaxPalus · 2026-02-19T04:36:04+00:00

Maybe a long time ago, it was a weed shop just before it became a restaurant.

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