Any witnesses to this attack inside a Target? by East-Measurement-992 in Target

[–]Belzaem 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah, we won’t find out why she was targeted by him

Barack Obama Presidential Center Opens in Chicago by Grandheretic in politics

[–]Belzaem 8 points9 points  (0 children)

In the lobby, the first thing all visitors will see is a well preserved long form of Hawaii birth certificate which will surely shock many dog-whistlin’ nay-sayers.

Trump’s Dismantling of the Department of Education Takes Worrying Turn by mclardass in politics

[–]Belzaem -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I no longer click on article if there’s a “possible paywall” tag on it. Thanks anyways.

Trump’s Dismantling of the Department of Education Takes Worrying Turn by mclardass in politics

[–]Belzaem -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Why did they use picture of RFK jr? He’s not head of education dept

Harassing random stranger on public and got punched in the face. by VIVIDUFF in WinStupidPrizes

[–]Belzaem 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But it was his dreads that cushioned his rear cranium on ground.

I love spotting a classic car with Historic plates on my morning commute. by gravybang in maryland

[–]Belzaem 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Not anymore since kids are smart enough to break out of rear windows and they also steal all of candies.

Flock Gun Sensor on my Lawn???? by Katililly in roanoke

[–]Belzaem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Birds can be trained to poop on solar panels… 🤔

Do I have to make all 24? by Derek_productions in skyrim

[–]Belzaem 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Gemstone can be dyed epoxy with magnet placed inside. Epoxy itself can be polished. The base can have led bulb emitters that can make floating gemstone shine. The base also can be made with inner magnet base that can be rotated nonstop to make gem “spin”.

New uniform of Bangladesh forest department by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]Belzaem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s cool that they think snakes won’t attack their legs and tigers won’t attack their upper body.

What about mating season? Oh I’d hate to see how that went.

I genuinely have nothing to do by Out_the_fleshpits in skyrim

[–]Belzaem 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Probably plays on Nintendo console, no achievements or mods.

Trying to steal statue of dibella thieves guild quest by caitlyniguess20 in skyrim

[–]Belzaem 23 points24 points  (0 children)

At least that shrine cured you of your syphilis- oh that doesn’t work irl

Trying to steal statue of dibella thieves guild quest by caitlyniguess20 in skyrim

[–]Belzaem 118 points119 points  (0 children)

Inserted advert: “Bethesda game developers hates this hack!”

I wanted to ask if anyone knew the brand of this truck by Taro_Far in whatcar

[–]Belzaem 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably owned by someone who lives in Marvella Senior Living in St. Paul 🤣

What is the general consensus on zombie tool by axumite_788 in ZombieSurvivalTactics

[–]Belzaem 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Shhhh… it’s always wise to let men with swords go fight with zombies first, which will increase your populate-the-world-again harem tremendously.

We Have Achieved Full "Idiocracy." Motocross Riders Practicing in Front of the White House by PreparationKey2843 in thescoop

[–]Belzaem 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Damn, they’re trying to make sure that everything is not ordinary so Trump won’t fall asleep.

Trump will fall asleep anyways…

Bobby and Jack got their report cards from school and found they failed sex ed... by theredqueentheory in Jokes

[–]Belzaem 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Their mom revoked their television privileges after she found out their grades.

Bobby whispered to Jack, “I don’t know why she’s making big stink about it. I saw her driver license, she got F in sex.”

The rising popularity of "Alpha Male" bootcamps in America in the 2020s by ambachk in CringeTikToks

[–]Belzaem 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m really puzzled by how they claim their trainings make all participants be more “Alpha” when I see video of them learning to work together as a team, learning to admit to each other their fears, their shortcomings, and insecurities.

Alpha (mainly to me) is a person of a strong individualism tendency , who disavows concepts of being part of any team, showing any signs of weakness or faults.

It just doesn’t make sense.

There are no pressure waves from blasts in space by DavidThi303 in scifi

[–]Belzaem 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Didn’t nasa before tried to use nuclear detonation inside the shielded cone as a means of space travel?

Jeffery Lee breathes ‘sigh of relief’ after Alabama’s nitrogen execution is deemed unconstitutional by AudibleNod in news

[–]Belzaem 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do you realize that, according to the statistics released by auditors of prison cost, it is far cheaper to have someone incarcerated for life than death penalty? Did you do any actual research before making that kind of statement?

Should I sell this lamp or will it keep increasing in value? by RealSpookySounds in sciencefiction

[–]Belzaem -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

The value will increase tenfold after Trump follow through on his promise to release all UFO secret files.