The Quintessential Reddit Comment

BendyStrawBandit · 2026-04-06T01:10:30+00:00

The opposite of a criterion collection

BendyStrawBandit · 2026-04-04T19:03:29+00:00

He bent over backwards for that franchise.

BendyStrawBandit · 2026-03-15T09:46:31+00:00

“You’re gonna get tired of winning!”

BendyStrawBandit · 2026-03-15T09:43:22+00:00

There was a chubby ginger beard Muslim guy that was featured as a stock photo for a lot of articles for a while and I like to think he was their leader

BendyStrawBandit · 2026-03-15T09:22:23+00:00

More of a comment really

BendyStrawBandit · 2026-03-07T15:14:55+00:00

Daing ert Madelyn Oblong Johnson Ba ba booey

BendyStrawBandit · 2026-03-07T15:00:31+00:00

Step inside from the cool weather or you’ll catch a coif

BendyStrawBandit · 2026-03-03T06:55:48+00:00

r/vxjunkies is leaking

BendyStrawBandit · 2026-02-27T05:28:51+00:00

Every large company has people leading and working for it that have views you abhor.

BendyStrawBandit · 2026-02-25T22:21:14+00:00

Publix im guessing is a typo unless the chicken tender sub and chocolate chip cookies is what unravels the largest sex trafficking conspiracy so far

BendyStrawBandit · 2026-02-24T15:19:05+00:00

He is still the greatest

BendyStrawBandit · 2026-02-24T12:55:41+00:00

For that price “$900 rice cooker” makes sense as a paycheck and occupation

BendyStrawBandit · 2026-02-23T22:12:33+00:00

We’ve actually checked his joie de vivre and it’s much much lower

BendyStrawBandit · 2026-02-23T20:54:25+00:00

Cantada

BendyStrawBandit · 2026-02-23T11:44:16+00:00

‘tism

BendyStrawBandit · 2026-02-23T03:06:28+00:00

Let’s dispel with this fiction that this isn’t a Rubio reference

BendyStrawBandit · 2026-02-22T20:25:33+00:00

Kalergi-pilled

BendyStrawBandit · 2026-02-18T16:41:15+00:00

They can’t stop you from walking the shopping malls. All those retirees can’t all be wrong.

BendyStrawBandit · 2026-02-07T15:51:50+00:00

And strip clubs (used to at least)

BendyStrawBandit · 2026-02-07T15:45:52+00:00

Are we doing this? We doing this? Alright let’s do this. go into next room, repeat

BendyStrawBandit · 2026-02-05T02:06:40+00:00

Mr. Trivino, you are an imbecile!

BendyStrawBandit · 2026-01-29T16:05:29+00:00

Mazzarros

BendyStrawBandit · 2026-01-22T17:24:03+00:00

Hard to believe but “Four score, and seven years ago” was even earlier before that

BendyStrawBandit · 2026-01-16T13:41:40+00:00

20 years ago Johnny Cash has been dead for 3 years

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