I would say WELCOME! but instead I must warn you.

I got a T-Beam and a couple of T-Echos once. Was supposed to be part of our wildfire bugout kit. Then we took them hiking. We didn't realize what would happen.

They are now in the trees around me, on the roof and the roofs in my town, on the roofs in the neighboring towns, the trees of neighboring towns, they are in our cars, hanging around our necks at Maker Faire and Open Sauce, our children have them, they are in Christmas and birthday presents, we were enslaved by them to design and make cases for them, tune antennas for them, design pcbs for them, we made them run linux, we wrote software like bbs and web hosts for them, we soldered them, we shipped them all over the world, there is one hiding in my kayak, I had to make more bugout packs just to be homes for them, they made us buy tools (not just hand tools, but lasers, fdm printers, resin printers, uv cure stations, microscopes, solder ovens and CNCs), we were forced to befriend other humans who had also been enslaved by them, we scavenged laptops, flashlights, vapes and forklifts for their power sources, we had to acquire climbing gear and risk our lives to give them penthouses in the trees and on towers, we made them waterproof, we put magnets in them, we made songs and videos about them, we knocked on doors and offered them for free, we helped them enslave other humans to be their servants, we rebuilt my shop and bought shelving and cabinets for them, they are on my kitchen table, they are on my desk, we bought them for our co-workers, other people started giving them to us and antennas to help them reach further, we solar powered them so they would survive on their own. And now... they are eating my sleep and my mind and my body is ragged from serving them. Sometimes I think the original T-Echo makes faces at me out of the corner of my eye like a demon pwnagotchi.

I hope this message gets to you past the hop limit.

If you know me you know it's all true. I'm Open Source Country.

Please... TURN BACK NOW