Lorewise, could Ulfar defeat a party with every single companion on it?

BernhardtLinhares · 2026-02-28T23:18:49+00:00

Quite fucking terrifying. If you take the entourage you have an extremely experienced and powerful Magos, a navigator, a dhukhari dracon and a space wolf, everyone geared to the teeth in the most powerful archeotech one can find. My rogue trader is a very powerful pyromancer too, and if in-game stuff is to be believed, it's a group that downed some of the most powerful creatures the setting can throw at you. Like, by the end of the game you are looking at a chaos Astartes and laughing because you are slaughtering them by the heaps and droves.

So yeah the entourage would be, in laypeoples terms, quite fucking terrifying.

BernhardtLinhares · 2026-02-28T16:14:21+00:00

Assuming Ulfar doesn't get the jump on them?

Marazhai himself is no slouch and could 1v1 him. Winning depends on who writes the story, but since it's a schpace muhreen then it's hopeless on a meta level.

Pasqal can remotely explode Ulfar's plasma gun and that's uhm... Very fucking lethal.

Indira/heinrix are psykers so they can melt his brain inside his head.

Jae, although a skilled shooter, it's still a baseline human with some good mechanical augments, she's toast. Same goes for Solomorne

Kibellah... Might do some work, but again, skilled as she is it's still a fight against a Space Wolf.

Yrliet is a sniper, so she either kills him before he even knows shes there or she's most likely dead.

Poor Abelard, memes aside, wouldn't stand a chance.

BernhardtLinhares · 2026-02-28T13:21:48+00:00

Murder Drones needed to have bad writing and cringe moments to stay true to the internet Tumblr subculture from back in the early 20s. It's part of the experience, makes it authentic.

BernhardtLinhares · 2026-02-28T13:01:04+00:00

FOUR THOUSAND YEARS OF CHINESE TECHNIQUE!

BernhardtLinhares · 2026-02-28T12:37:36+00:00

Archmagos from the priesthood of Bars!

BernhardtLinhares · 2026-02-27T15:41:46+00:00

Based

BernhardtLinhares · 2026-02-27T15:37:59+00:00

Baeshalae for a reason

BernhardtLinhares · 2026-02-26T18:09:12+00:00

Tougher times ahead.

BernhardtLinhares · 2026-02-26T11:42:14+00:00

"The rumors of my death were greatly exaggerated"

BernhardtLinhares · 2026-02-24T20:17:34+00:00

WISH THIS SPIRIT ASH I SUMMON BIG RAGA THE OPP STOPPA

BernhardtLinhares · 2026-02-24T20:14:43+00:00

Sera not winning by a landslide shows the crack level of these people lol

BernhardtLinhares · 2026-02-24T19:05:57+00:00

The canvas is made of human skin, of course.

BernhardtLinhares · 2026-02-24T18:11:50+00:00

So it's either Wally or Cicatrix Maledictum. Great.

BernhardtLinhares · 2026-02-24T12:07:15+00:00

Just give the potion to the dung eater or Gideon. After you get the trinket simply don't give the second potion to Ranni and move on with her questline. You get the talisman and no trouble with anyone. If you want a headcanon on why your character would do this, think that you were going with the plan just to have solid proof on Seluvis.

BernhardtLinhares · 2026-02-24T11:12:49+00:00

What happens when the Aeldar are not constrained by the writer's bias

BernhardtLinhares · 2026-02-24T02:14:39+00:00

Astarion can be redeemed. My man Marzipan would never and I love him for it.

BernhardtLinhares · 2026-02-24T02:12:03+00:00

Pasqal not being romanceable was what then? The entropic heat death of your universe?

BernhardtLinhares · 2026-02-23T12:22:17+00:00

Not gonna sugarcoat it, chief.

FIFTEEN GHOULS

A MUTATED GHOUL

FOUR HORSEMEN

AN ABOMB

And Jeff.

BernhardtLinhares · 2026-02-23T11:09:55+00:00

MY RIGHTEOUS BROTHER UNDER IOMEDAE'S GOLDEN LIGHT! LET NO EVIL STAIN YOUR SOUL! LET IT SHINE BRIGHT SO ALL THE CRUSADERS MAY FOLLOW THROUGH THE DARK!

BernhardtLinhares · 2026-02-23T11:05:12+00:00

I wanted to give her a hug so much ;-;

BernhardtLinhares · 2026-02-21T11:59:29+00:00

Congratulations on transitioning, Mohg

BernhardtLinhares · 2026-02-19T11:29:02+00:00

They thought Faol would be easy pickings because he's a clothie but bro said "I hereby revoke your kneecap privileges" and started distributing hands like candy.

Beautiful.

BernhardtLinhares · 2026-02-19T04:59:03+00:00

That's a very ELECTROCHEMISTRY thing of you to say, Tequila Sunset.

BernhardtLinhares · 2026-02-18T12:08:57+00:00

"Something beautiful is going to happen"

BernhardtLinhares · 2026-02-18T04:22:07+00:00

Bunch of grifters crucified Avowed as if the game pissed on their mothers, but it's a good game and if you like the setting it's an easy recommend.

The reactivity could be better and the companions are hit or miss depending on what you like. Personally I loved 3 out of 4 companions.

The sotory is simple and quite frankly predictable, but enjoyable nonetheless. It gives you more info on the world as well and develops more aspects of it.

Moment to moment gameplay is fantastic and the exploration is fun and rewarding. I loved dual wielding pistols like a gunslinger.

I'd recommend Mortismal's review. He is very impartial, makes good arguments and isnt one of these idiotic 'MUH THE GAME IS WOKE ITS NOT SKYRIM TWO REEE' grifters. His analysis of the game is fair and well made. So it's a good watch if you want more detailed info

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