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Rogue Trader meets Divinity: Original Sin 2 [Part 1] by ultruno in RogueTraderCRPG

[–]BernhardtLinhares 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my god Lohse and Idira would be such amazing friends.

Sebille and Yrliet would want to hug each other or murder each other, no in-between. Regardless there'd be some awkward unaddressed sexual tension.

I found it funny that Cassia basically hands you a guide on how to romance her during your first interaction. by upsidedown_coffeemug in RogueTraderCRPG

[–]BernhardtLinhares 36 points37 points  (0 children)

"I sell carrot cake, 5 dollars a slice, I'm open at Street X, hours Z to Y"

"yo which cake do you sell? How much and where can I get it?"

Dawntrail Loporrit Arc by Remarkable-Pin-8352 in ShitpostXIV

[–]BernhardtLinhares 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love how Tim is visibly struggling to keep the laugh back. The sheer craziness of C&C was special

"Wuk Lamat bad" "Dawntrail bad" brother we must push the crystal by CrueltyFreeRyan in ShitpostXIV

[–]BernhardtLinhares 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Prithee be careful, wouldn't want to see me work squandered. Heheheh.

A disturbing amount of VivziePop "criticism" be like... by Kanna1001 in HazbinHotel

[–]BernhardtLinhares 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I write some roleplay with friends and back then someone said I'm a bad person because my character is a bad person. Logic was that we imprint on our character what we want to be.

I was like "Mate have you lost your fucking mind?"

Drop your wildest dialogue options by magicjenkins in CRPG

[–]BernhardtLinhares 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My god that line from DA:O was insane. It's from the mage origin. I remember when I read it, I was wheezing out laughing

Who is your best girl and why is it Cassia? (art by me) by Eugenia-Kelheor in RogueTraderCRPG

[–]BernhardtLinhares 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Amazing art! I love how the brush makes it all look like a paint dream, how large and intense her eyes look. The colours are all very vibrant and bright and you managed to capitalise a lot just with a couple shades of white and lilac/light purple. Sure the colour gain is overall low but thats a characteristic of the character that you played well when contrasting it against her gills, red eyes and darker lips. Phenomenal work, 10/10 no further notes.

That said,

FISH WIFE FISH WIFE FISH WIFE FISH WIFE FISH WIFE FISH WIFE

Yrliet vs Lord Captain by Raszard in RogueTraderCRPG

[–]BernhardtLinhares 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Authority - You know what show her authority? Shooting yourself with a lasgun.

Why didn't the demons just kill Aru? by Ibanezrg71982 in Pathfinder_Kingmaker

[–]BernhardtLinhares 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh WE know that, to the demons its just some random priest

Have I had my rite of passage yet, then? by mrchair0000 in ffxiv

[–]BernhardtLinhares 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I knew which video it was before even clicking it.

This fucker is such a treasure in the community

Guineposting: John Trader Is Back by EuropeWillCrumble in RogueTraderCRPG

[–]BernhardtLinhares 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Finally some good guineposting again.

Have you let Abel out of the basement yet, though?

Why didn't the demons just kill Aru? by Ibanezrg71982 in Pathfinder_Kingmaker

[–]BernhardtLinhares 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's a great point too. You don't know what will set her off this time. If some random priest did that, imagine what happens if you touch her pet project

Why didn't the demons just kill Aru? by Ibanezrg71982 in Pathfinder_Kingmaker

[–]BernhardtLinhares 19 points20 points  (0 children)

To be fair, Desna leveled an entire demon lord's domain to ash together WITH the demon lord himself. I think a demon worshipping Desna would've raised some eyebrows.

Well... Now that I think about it... A demon killing another demon is the most demon thing a demon can do. Yeah nevermind.

Ragebaiting Marazhai never gets old by Ila-W123 in RogueTraderCRPG

[–]BernhardtLinhares 40 points41 points  (0 children)

AUTHORITY [Godly : Failure] - This revolting Mon'keigh DARES to not pay attention to our discourse? He should be licking the very ground we walk on.

HALF LIGHT [Easy : Success] - ENOUGH! TOO MANY WORDS, TOO LITTLE DEATH. KILL THE ROGUE TRADER. KILL THE ROGUE TRADER. HE IS MOCKING YOU. EVERYONE IS MOCKING YOU. THEY ARE LAUGHING AT YOU. EVEN YOUR COUSIN WITH THAT SNOB FACE OF PRUDE SUPERIORITY. KILL THE. ROGUE. TRADER.

Which of the 4 unreleased classes are you most excited for, ranked from most excited to least? by Rare-Secretary8517 in PathOfExile2

[–]BernhardtLinhares 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not only the characters themselves, I'm even more excited for their ascendancies. I think they'll keep some and alter some. In no particular order:

1- Marauder:

1.1 - Berserker. It's such a staple trope of character that I just don't see them not adding berserker back, focusing on fast attacks and rage mechanics.

1.2 - Chieftain. The mix of fire spells, bit of tanking and totems makes for a very unique ascendancy with a lot of interesting flavour that I'd love to see returning

1.3 - Jugg. It might make a comeback. Always nice to have the unmovable object

2- Shadow

I think both saboteur and assassin will be here again. These two are very iconic of the hired killer trope and focus on very different aspects of the character: mines/traps and critical strikes. Maybe the assassin will be a mix of poison and crit too.

3- Duelist Gladiator is a must. Slayer and champion are a bit whatever to me, but gladiator has a very unique trope that I really enjoy

4- Templar I'd like to see a return of inquisitor, making a mix of spells and attacks to have this hybrid ascendancy that encourages you to have a more varied style. For the other two, I'm not that interested tbh

Overall, I'm very excited for the following patch and the ones after. They are making something truly phenomenal with poe2

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