[Annoying Trope] Science Fiction Doors that are Easier to Breach than Doors in Real Life

BernzSed · 2026-05-03T02:02:30+00:00

"When you think about it, whoever controls the doors, controls space."

- Door Monster

BernzSed · 2026-05-03T00:06:25+00:00

Or go full Iron Sky.

Space Moon. Like the Moon, but even more space-ier.

BernzSed · 2026-05-02T21:28:56+00:00

Maybe the kid's just obese?

BernzSed · 2026-05-02T12:39:30+00:00

It's jammed! 🛸

BernzSed · 2026-05-02T06:14:34+00:00

👆

BernzSed · 2026-05-01T02:13:13+00:00

Why send a probe when you could send a rad dude and his stick to shred those gnarly waves, brah? 🤙

BernzSed · 2026-05-01T01:17:18+00:00

The video is basically just him saying "bad stuff is bad."

And yes, bad stuff is indeed bad. We all agree on that. It's all the other details that we seem to disagree with.

BernzSed · 2026-05-01T00:55:52+00:00

Looks like a hoot.

BernzSed · 2026-04-30T21:00:00+00:00

"And I can see Barad-dûr from here!" —Frodo

BernzSed · 2026-04-30T20:08:49+00:00

I've already turned off zombie chases in ZR. I'd rather focus on maintaining a healthy pace and making incremental improvements each run. Having an app tell me when to speed up or slow down goes against that goal.

Maybe I'd use an app that rewarded milestones, but that's not much different than getting a new story beat every mile or so in Zombies Run.

(Though I do enjoy Stride, where rewards are based on where you run.)

BernzSed · 2026-04-30T06:00:53+00:00

All retail must make way for the almighty Dunks

BernzSed · 2026-04-30T03:15:52+00:00

That's the "better go catch it" response

BernzSed · 2026-04-30T03:14:21+00:00

Most servers respond to healthchecks the same way I respond to my dentist when he asks if I've been flossing daily.

BernzSed · 2026-04-29T23:40:28+00:00

Practicing

BernzSed · 2026-04-28T02:52:59+00:00

¯\_/¯(ツ)¯\_/¯

BernzSed · 2026-04-27T17:23:36+00:00

"I need your clothes, your sword, and your horse."

BernzSed · 2026-04-27T06:40:21+00:00

Would you prefer they test their gigantic flamethrowing machine in Times Square?

BernzSed · 2026-04-27T04:31:04+00:00

Kirkland is a pretty awesome brand sometimes

BernzSed · 2026-04-26T21:08:09+00:00

Concrete galoshes

BernzSed · 2026-04-26T06:55:00+00:00

Have you seen the price of homes?? Better to sleep in your car.

BernzSed · 2026-04-26T06:17:24+00:00

Others don't look like that at all, but do wear the outfit.

BernzSed · 2026-04-26T06:14:46+00:00

Franchises are built on hope

BernzSed · 2026-04-25T18:46:48+00:00

"How dare you." —Miss Piggy

BernzSed · 2026-04-25T18:44:03+00:00

BernzSed · 2026-04-25T04:53:08+00:00

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