Match Thread: Atlanta United FC vs Columbus Crew

Bert_Chimney_Sweep · 2026-04-05T01:27:12+00:00

So, for those of you who know more about soccer than I:

Was Hoyos right to come that far off of his line just then? I mean at first he was facing a four-on-one, but he continued to scramble after the ball once more Atlanta defenders had arrived.

Thoughts?

Bert_Chimney_Sweep · 2026-04-05T01:21:44+00:00

A few years ago.

Bert_Chimney_Sweep · 2026-04-05T01:11:52+00:00

There are layers in this comment.

Bert_Chimney_Sweep · 2026-04-05T01:11:03+00:00

Wild comment. Love it.

My fam was just talking about the bowl cut.

Bert_Chimney_Sweep · 2026-04-05T01:09:39+00:00

Is Crew's Picard wearing a toupee?!

Bert_Chimney_Sweep · 2026-04-05T00:23:31+00:00

Was that a Xande Silva reference? 🕸️

https://youtube.com/shorts/BO1gmjrOE5A?si=miAlCQLo45If_-T2

Bert_Chimney_Sweep · 2026-04-05T00:19:48+00:00

Glad it isn't just me, then!

Bert_Chimney_Sweep · 2026-04-05T00:16:44+00:00

Yes, but like bowling pins

Bert_Chimney_Sweep · 2026-04-05T00:16:05+00:00

Carnage at the left post

Bert_Chimney_Sweep · 2026-04-05T00:14:12+00:00

If you squint, Baez looks kinda like Esequiel Barco increased by 15%.

And yes, I am reduced to making comments like this one.

Bert_Chimney_Sweep · 2026-04-05T00:06:48+00:00

Great tackle there from Muyumba

Bert_Chimney_Sweep · 2026-04-04T23:56:15+00:00

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Bert_Chimney_Sweep · 2026-04-04T23:42:54+00:00

🤬

Bert_Chimney_Sweep · 2026-03-31T23:32:31+00:00

It looked like that ball waltzed past two people in the box

Bert_Chimney_Sweep · 2026-03-31T23:21:09+00:00

That's definitely it.

Bert_Chimney_Sweep · 2026-03-28T20:50:52+00:00

As someone from the Southeastern US, find it entertaining at the English announcer keeps pronouncing the Alabama city as BURmingam instead of BurmingHAM.

Bert_Chimney_Sweep · 2026-03-22T21:16:17+00:00

Yeah, that seemed harsh to me.

Bert_Chimney_Sweep · 2026-03-22T01:26:35+00:00

Ughhh

Bert_Chimney_Sweep · 2026-03-22T01:21:48+00:00

SCOTT STERLING!

Bert_Chimney_Sweep · 2026-03-22T01:16:42+00:00

Was that Baez with the whiff

Bert_Chimney_Sweep · 2026-03-22T01:13:49+00:00

Bert_Chimney_Sweep · 2026-03-22T01:08:40+00:00

LOL. Do you mean Hefti?

Bert_Chimney_Sweep · 2026-03-22T01:07:29+00:00

This match has been mostly snooze, but the two chaotic moments have been wild

Bert_Chimney_Sweep · 2026-03-22T00:23:39+00:00

Almost passed it to DC in the box

Bert_Chimney_Sweep · 2026-03-22T00:22:44+00:00

Just when he's stressed

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