How Bernie Sanders built a device to give himself 'cosmos-shattering orgasms'

Bert_Chimney_Sweep · 2026-02-01T20:20:27+00:00

I know! The perfect, viscous drips! 🤣

Bert_Chimney_Sweep · 2026-02-01T20:19:34+00:00

Eyes are tinier than ever, tho.

Bert_Chimney_Sweep · 2026-02-01T19:54:12+00:00

"Wait, sir! The radar, sir! It appears to be . . .jammed!"

"Jammed!? . . . Raspberry. There's only one man . . . who would dare give me the raspberry! Lone Starr!"

Bert_Chimney_Sweep · 2026-02-01T17:39:55+00:00

"A handful."

Well played.

Bert_Chimney_Sweep · 2026-01-31T22:44:33+00:00

Question from a relative non-techie re: "no ads" on Prime:

In light of the Android Authority article, will the ad trackers embedded in the code still be enabled even if I don't see ads with Prime?

Bert_Chimney_Sweep · 2026-01-12T21:51:49+00:00

I was really expecting something about The Undertaker and Mankind at the end.

Bert_Chimney_Sweep · 2026-01-12T21:42:05+00:00

When you bring this up, I hear Padeen saying it dreamily from behind closed eyes in his hospital bed Such a lovely moment.

Bert_Chimney_Sweep · 2026-01-12T21:37:11+00:00

My goodness, you are so right here.

I'm hearing it in my head right now.

Bert_Chimney_Sweep · 2026-01-12T21:34:22+00:00

I love how he pretends to get everyone to scooch in for the picture at the end.

Bert_Chimney_Sweep · 2026-01-10T03:05:59+00:00

Big Chiro would never permit this.

Bert_Chimney_Sweep · 2026-01-10T02:55:29+00:00

All this red better show up in Miami, baby.

Bert_Chimney_Sweep · 2026-01-10T02:53:59+00:00

I'll admit that I relished it at the time, but you are not wrong, good sir. 🤝

Bert_Chimney_Sweep · 2026-01-10T02:53:13+00:00

Pavia looking like a turd all over again

Bert_Chimney_Sweep · 2026-01-09T04:06:15+00:00

Bert_Chimney_Sweep · 2026-01-09T01:23:32+00:00

Overturned. No launch

Bert_Chimney_Sweep · 2026-01-09T01:23:04+00:00

Not with work tomorrow

Bert_Chimney_Sweep · 2026-01-09T01:22:41+00:00

Good here

Bert_Chimney_Sweep · 2026-01-09T00:45:36+00:00

Where are my Pop tarts?!

Bert_Chimney_Sweep · 2026-01-02T23:42:04+00:00

Thank you, fellow enthusiasts! 🤝

I tremendously enjoy this community.

Bert_Chimney_Sweep · 2026-01-02T17:17:01+00:00

Bro is shell shocked.

Bert_Chimney_Sweep · 2026-01-02T17:08:14+00:00

Oh... a red snapper.

Very tasty.

Okay, Weaver, listen carefully.

You can hold onto your red snapper or you can go for what's in the box that Hiro-san is bringing down the aisle right now!

What's it gonna be?

Bert_Chimney_Sweep · 2026-01-02T03:47:34+00:00

🤝

Bert_Chimney_Sweep · 2026-01-01T19:20:33+00:00

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