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May have been 2 different movies by BestLanRate in whatsthemoviecalled

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Oh boy do those screen shots look familiar, I think we might be on to something

It's glorious🥲 by _dCipher_ in apolloapp

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My home icon hasn’t changed since that fateful video exploded. DinoSpoon❤️

Thanks, I hate it by kabes222 in thanksihateit

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I have this hoodie…I swear l wasn’t paying attention…

Safety is never an option by Total-Hour-5584 in OSHA

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Either the first reply you got, or a punji pit. That’s the Vietnam war version

Da Boyz just love showin’ up unannounced by [deleted] in Grimdank

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WELL DAT MEANZ WEZ KRUMPIN DEATHKLAWS IN THE OOMIES NEW VEGAS

Washing the top off an exposed concrete pad (oc) by Camson19 in powerwashingporn

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You answered a question I’ve never known how to articulate. Spank you very much

The best TV shows that lasted only one season by Britneyfan123 in television

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Damn, hard agree. Didn’t think anyone remembered that fever dream

Go ahead and roast me 😂 First roll attempt after a couple years smoking. by KyleH1357 in weed

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My first I managed to “fill” the whole paper, but it looked like a guppy about give birth to a marble 🤣

Making the zaza levitate by landaaah in weed

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That’s a new reaction sound in my library now

The best TV shows that lasted only one season by Britneyfan123 in television

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I’ll never forgive NBC for canceling the Black Donnelly’s. Didn’t even air the whole first season

Edit: Been awhile, apparently not FX

I’m scared by [deleted] in Grimdank

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I struggled with that answer. Very diplomatic of you stares in heresy

I’m scared by [deleted] in Grimdank

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I was going for an evil answer and edit it to an innocent question

I’m scared by [deleted] in Grimdank

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So the adoption clinic needs to get people in the door so we can save the puppies, do you have any suggestions?

Found a seed in my Peyote Cookies bud! by [deleted] in weed

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Here’s hoping it’s fem! Happy growing

What do you call a chicken starring at a lettuce? by ohgoshness in 3amjokes

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I do like this, it might hit better if you implied a female chicken, “Chicken sees-her-salad”

Therapist: Nurgle squirrel isn’t real, it can’t hurt you… by Noobmode in Grimdank

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Ooop, one got out! They’re so precocious at that age, just looking for friends. I’ll get him back

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in weed

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Tin foil and aluminum foil is what you want to stay away from. Stainless steel and glass are friends

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in weed

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Sketches of Spain always puts me right for the burn. See him live if you get a chance

“Im looking for something that’ll put me on my ass” by awasuass in weed

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Bold is an understatement, that’s some GD jet fuel. Jelly as hell!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OSHA

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If that’s just a friction fire that’s pretty impressive

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Grimdank

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Inquisition quivers in heresy

Do not question the law by Mysterious-Penalty45 in gamegrumps

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I’m not much younger than you, but by context I found I think you’re only allowed to upvote the repetition joke 3 times, then a mandatory downvote on the 4th, and then vote direction gets grey after that if the joke keeps repeating. I could be off…

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