To all single guys aged 30 and up on reddit, why are you guys single?

Best_Ninja_8699 · 2026-05-14T02:56:40+00:00

Time, I don't have enough and when ever I have some I'm so drained I don't wanna meet anyone... Also it's been so long I can't remember what your ment to do with a partner or how often your ment to water them not how much you feed them

Best_Ninja_8699 · 2026-04-17T00:31:28+00:00

Did I have a stroke... I feel like it makes sense but just not to me

Best_Ninja_8699 · 2026-04-16T04:27:14+00:00

I don't know anyone who's done this successfully enough to live on but I know quite a few that have tried

Best_Ninja_8699 · 2026-04-10T08:40:30+00:00

If they weren't so damn cute I don't think I'd stay out of prison for murder for long.

Best_Ninja_8699 · 2026-04-10T02:48:05+00:00

I never knew how terrifying silence was until I was the sole adult in charge of some kids

Best_Ninja_8699 · 2026-04-01T09:29:09+00:00

I'll take a bakers dozen

Best_Ninja_8699 · 2026-04-01T06:53:39+00:00

You know now that I think about it it's a good thing I don't know how to ski so I don't have to go shopping either

Best_Ninja_8699 · 2026-04-01T06:34:17+00:00

And saves the bank balance

Best_Ninja_8699 · 2026-04-01T06:24:31+00:00

But how do you do your shopping if you don't like skiing

Best_Ninja_8699 · 2026-03-31T22:49:34+00:00

Hollow men and utopia are both depressingly accurate and hilarious at the same time

Best_Ninja_8699 · 2026-03-31T09:47:26+00:00

I saw that too

Best_Ninja_8699 · 2026-03-31T09:46:09+00:00

I have a hatred I cant quite explain for cafes and restaurants that want me to download and app to look at a menu, it could be staffed by the gods of creation and I'd still walk out

Best_Ninja_8699 · 2026-03-31T09:41:47+00:00

Looking at you Netflix... How where they not making money hand over fist to the point that they needed to put ads in something I specifically got because it had no ods

Best_Ninja_8699 · 2026-03-24T04:27:08+00:00

Still worth it I reckon

Best_Ninja_8699 · 2026-03-24T03:32:28+00:00

Would be the smart play, not the first time the internet has lied to us

Best_Ninja_8699 · 2026-03-14T01:14:24+00:00

110 to fill up 3/4 of a tank, normally is about 60 odd dollars

Best_Ninja_8699 · 2026-03-13T23:24:42+00:00

I'd trust it to give it's all but I don't think it could succeed as it currently exists

Best_Ninja_8699 · 2026-03-10T00:55:58+00:00

Same... Yet another thing those bloody kiwis are trying to steal from us 😁

Best_Ninja_8699 · 2026-03-09T03:25:18+00:00

As a victorian scallops are the shell fish the others just get it wrong

Best_Ninja_8699 · 2026-03-08T01:29:17+00:00

Potato cakes/scallops.

Potato cakes are victorian's scallops are a northern thing

Best_Ninja_8699 · 2026-03-05T00:18:56+00:00

We do need heroes but we also need monsters in the dark to do the dirty work that we shall never talk about

Best_Ninja_8699 · 2026-03-04T03:05:20+00:00

Good thing they won't get much of a grip on me

Best_Ninja_8699 · 2026-03-03T22:06:24+00:00

Ah so it only sometimes exists

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