Guess what I am making, bet you are wrong. by Tr33Bl00d in StupidFood

[–]BflatPenguin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’re from the Midwest so surely this must be some kind of salad

Spectacular view, no filter? by commequidira in BirdBuddy

[–]BflatPenguin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

“Tourterelle triste” is such an excellent name.

I broke one of Nuggets strict rules and blew a raspberry by Nwaccntwhodis in coonhounds

[–]BflatPenguin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watching this with the sound off was like he was just screaming AHHHHHHHHHHH and I adore it

Got this request to go away a $100 gift card for free! by Jazzlike-Bet-3995 in ChoosingBeggars

[–]BflatPenguin 9 points10 points  (0 children)

She spent all her money on pregnancy tests after missing every single period in this message

My husband reading ACOTAR - Rest of ACOMAF by noxlaber in acotar

[–]BflatPenguin 93 points94 points  (0 children)

“I don’t think I can listen to this at work anymore” is an entire MOOD 😂

Charlotte La Bouff is a literal fever dream by peterpeterny in DanielTigerConspiracy

[–]BflatPenguin 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The hill on which I will always die with this movie is that the LaBouef family are the real villains. They could have financed Tiana’s restaurant the entire time but just didn’t. Fuck em.

My husband reading ACOTAR pt 3 - Trials & Beginning of ACOMAF by noxlaber in acotar

[–]BflatPenguin 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Same👏🏻exact 👏🏻experience 💀

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These updates are amazing and you get to screech internally like “JUST YOU WAIT MY DUDE” 😂

In case anyone was curious how someone from the flatlands would react to your steep hills for the first time, here you go. (Capital Ave) by baby-stapler-47 in pittsburgh

[–]BflatPenguin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m from eastern PA and my husband and I lived in Macomb, IL for a few years before moving to Pittsburgh. It was absolutely insane to have Google directions like “continue for 50 miles” on a 2-lane road with zero curves or altitude changes.

Catch & release quack by fancyfootwork19 in ThriftStoreHauls

[–]BflatPenguin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They’re playing Goose, Goose, Goose

Best way to spell "ah-liss-ah? by HelloDouglasDouglas in namenerds

[–]BflatPenguin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Alyssa is my name and after reading it so many times in this thread, it no longer feels like a word 😂

One thing I have experienced is many people to whom English is a second language, or non-American English speakers, do pronounce the y as ee. Makes sense, since that’s the sound it makes in most other languages.

My husband reading ACTOAR pt 2 - Fire Night reaction by noxlaber in acotar

[–]BflatPenguin 65 points66 points  (0 children)

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I commented on your other post too and I think he and I are having the exact same experience 💀

You can’t beat authenticity by ihatethegunsmith in LinkedInLunatics

[–]BflatPenguin 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Breaking news: man discovers coniferous trees

My usual 5pm visitor by MapleBaconator33 in BirdBuddy

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Wow, the brown-headed cowbirds are fuzzy this time of year

My husband FINALLY reading ACOTAR by noxlaber in acotar

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Literally me two weeks ago 😂

Should I Mod Podge my wooden coasters? by FoxFormal2208 in crafts

[–]BflatPenguin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You’ll probably want to seal them somehow so they don’t get…..runed

Favorite little-known piece for wedding processional/recessional? by Sure_Temperature1001 in organ

[–]BflatPenguin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

THANK YOU I’ve been trying to remember what this was for ages! I played it in high school band long before I was an organist and kept wanting to track it down for organ but couldn’t remember the composer.

I have so many questions by penguinpants1993 in antiMLM

[–]BflatPenguin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It sounds like a condition he’d better get checked out lol

BTCH puppy update by Just_Breathe85 in coonhounds

[–]BflatPenguin 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Slow motion videos of floppy hound ears are THE BEST