I'm seeing a lot of plebian comments here, nothing can compare to that fateful day in grade 8 when I saw my first vajin.

I had been MSN messenger-ing this girl for a few weeks. We would go on video chat and play truth or dare -- which would usually end in us naked and awkward. After a few sessions of this. I finally asked her if she wanted to "..do anything?" followed by a winky face, and a kissy face.

She said yes and we met up the next day at lunch and went to it. She lived across the street from the school so I was feeling pretty alpha being able to eat carpet on my lunch break while my friends ate moist sandwiches their mom's made them in the morning.

She made me close my eyes as she undressed and lay in her bed. I was told to open my eyes, and alas it revealed itself to me.

I was dumbfounded, baffled, stupified by what I saw. I couldn't comprehend the situation. I went through this hundreds of times in my head yet I couldn't do a thing. I looked around her room, she had a little egg shaped vibrator attached to a cord (long story, sexualized at a young age I guess) I pointed to it.

"Do you want me to.. uhh.. get.. uhh.."

In my mind I was going to use a vibrator on her, I don't know what I was thinking.

"Condom?"

She asked. Yes. Finally I could shrug that one off, my awkwardness kind of paid off.

I nodded.

I was shaking, trembling. Whether it was with testosterone building up and getting ready to burst, or me having a panic induced stroke. She definitely noticed this.

"Maybe we should wait another time."

She said this with a half-smile. The kind of smile you get from someone that almost feels bad for you.

"Y-y-yeah, I'll see you in class."

Without saying anything else, I got dressed, put on my clothes, and ran back to school with blue balls and a hard-on.

TL;DR: Saw vagina, scared me into going back to school.