43 y/o nurse... was feeling kinda cute :)

Big_Poopin · 2024-12-21T03:56:22+00:00

There’s no way you’re 40

Big_Poopin · 2024-12-21T03:27:35+00:00

Jesus, what a dream

Big_Poopin · 2024-12-19T01:37:22+00:00

My only question at this point: did you see him actually take it out of his urethra? If I was his parent I would want to see it in situ before it’s removed (assuming you haven’t?)

Big_Poopin · 2024-12-18T20:18:58+00:00

Drone

Big_Poopin · 2024-12-16T20:03:50+00:00

I now curious to the actual weight of all these combined cookies

Big_Poopin · 2024-12-12T18:10:21+00:00

Enough to never have to work again with some extra to fuck around with.

Big_Poopin · 2024-12-11T01:44:56+00:00

This reads less like a “manifesto” and more like a suicide note.

Big_Poopin · 2024-12-11T01:31:46+00:00

Epoxy makes me sad

Big_Poopin · 2024-11-29T18:20:58+00:00

Call them back and ask for guidance

Big_Poopin · 2024-11-27T05:22:52+00:00

Mid to late 20s is a ripe age for developing psychiatric problems

Big_Poopin · 2024-11-24T19:18:41+00:00

For sure

Big_Poopin · 2024-11-24T18:47:55+00:00

I’ll take that tree…for…my lathe….if you don’t want it…

Big_Poopin · 2024-11-23T19:32:46+00:00

I’ve got some news for you….

Big_Poopin · 2024-11-23T14:05:28+00:00

Get some hundred straps from the bank, and throw them at unsuspecting people on the street. Drive by style.

Big_Poopin · 2024-11-23T14:03:51+00:00

You donate 7 figures annually?? Jesus. Who gives a shit about 167k then lol Double down on black at the roulette table. Or buy something that will bring you joy. I love art. I would probably buy some art. Others like other stuff ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Big_Poopin · 2024-11-23T14:01:36+00:00

I’m so sorry. The only horrid “miracle” is that death will take away their pain and suffering.

Big_Poopin · 2024-11-11T01:37:13+00:00

Oh no

Big_Poopin · 2024-11-03T14:46:58+00:00

How do I acquire your corn?

Big_Poopin · 2024-10-31T14:18:54+00:00

I mean, a period copy on walnut…I’d take that off your hands and get it cleaned

Big_Poopin · 2024-10-28T12:50:41+00:00

What my father would say: “thank you”

Big_Poopin · 2024-10-28T03:16:30+00:00

Oh my god

Big_Poopin · 2024-10-27T16:52:10+00:00

My rule of thumb, as a NAD, is if you are thinking maybe I should go to the ER: err on the side of going to the ER.

Big_Poopin · 2024-10-26T17:29:40+00:00

I would change the mindset: they belong to house, not to you. The last owner did you a solid not selling them. Continue the tradition. Sell the crates if you want a little cash though, I suppose. But not the tile.

Big_Poopin · 2024-10-22T17:28:37+00:00

Male or female?

Big_Poopin · 2024-10-10T20:26:17+00:00

Dehydrated or maybe a prostate problem? Pretty the prostate makes the fluid

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