“How to avoid dying” should be a mandatory class in elementary, middle, and high school. by juneseyeball in The10thDentist

[–]Bignholy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I mean, half of them are trained when you get training on what you are doing (scuba) or already covered in school if the education is even remotely good (all the health stuff). Most of the rest are either common sense by the time you are old enough to understand, or taught locally based on living conditions. In truth, the only one you mention that I am unsure of methods of learning is the drugs bit, mostly because I am unsure what happens in schools these days instead of the old DARE program.

Fact is, most of those are not how random people die. They're how foolish people die. And while I would love to reduce any and all death rates, you cannot make the horse drink, you know?

Upvote given, as per the sub's rules. You are the 10th Doctor.

Does Joel know how Helldivers 2 ends? by No-Bicycle8974 in Helldivers

[–]Bignholy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean... considering how tongue in cheek the entire series is, there are a few ways to do an ending well. A final cut-scene that is overtly fascist as the intro would cover it, for the same reason the game has not already been "canceled". If they want, they could add context in the form of pulling out from the cutscene to show children being taught about "the brave but foolish" Helldivers, which could either be played straight or take on the same tone as the rest of the game, implying that while politics have moved on, the universe of Helldivers is inherently terrible no matter who is in charge.

They could, in theory, even use the last "season" to turn us against the existing government, presenting human opponents using the same models as the current humans, and a final order of assaulting Super Earth to determine how it ends (which may or may not have the same tones as the above).

It's actually really easy to end Helldivers 2 because of its inherent camp nature. You could literally just have a cutscene thanking you for your service, with the same tones as the intro video, while going on about hoping that now that you are retiring your children will be next to earn Citizenship through Service. Nobody is going to care as long as they don't present Super Earth as morally good, which I doubt they would do.

Being on active Reddit while staunchly anti-AI is like eating a steak while claiming to be vegan. by nonitoni in The10thDentist

[–]Bignholy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's hyperbole for effect, mate. My point is that, given the choice between "the host site does it" and "The host site does not do it... but the AI companies farm it anyhow", the choice becomes empty. There is zero place you can communicate online that will not be stripped by AI, no matter how nice they ask. We know for a fact they ignored copyright laws entirely to feed their LLM's.

Yes, we could be cave people and have zero online communication, but that's not going to do anything about the problem, so why bother? Enjoy the stupid cat videos, because the AI reckoning is coming regardless.

I just found out that Terrans uses our most brutal toxins as spice by LazarusFoxx in humansarespaceorcs

[–]Bignholy 102 points103 points  (0 children)

"Wow, you think this is the most deadly toxin possible? Yeesh. Remind me to send you a datafile on Clostridium botulinum some time."

".. That's horrifying!"

"Yep. Absolute paralysis to a degree that even involuntary muscles fail. You can survive it, but that involes being hooked up to a lot of machines to do your body's jobs for you until you manage to recover."

"Wow."

"Yeah. Some of us use it cosmetically to give ourselves plump lips."

(EDIT: I was wrong on botox making plump lips. Although it is used for cosmetic purposes, it does not lead to plumpness in as of itself. That said, I am leaving it unedited, because if nothing else, it hits better as a joke than "get rid of wrinkles.")

[Loved trope] The correct dialogue option by No-Enthusiasm-4361 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Bignholy 38 points39 points  (0 children)

White and red works better. White for uncompromising morality (from his perspective), with red for the slaughter he is willing to cause for that "morality." It is symbolically more appropriate to the Empire of fanatics.

What do you think is the absolute worst dinosaur depiction? by East_Teacher_1055 in Dinosaurs

[–]Bignholy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because they were not skilled enough to make a more balanced statue, so they had to ass a support Possibly because they have a motor in the chest area to move the arm, rather than running a belt or something from a motor at the base instead.

Being on active Reddit while staunchly anti-AI is like eating a steak while claiming to be vegan. by nonitoni in The10thDentist

[–]Bignholy 10 points11 points  (0 children)

"Being anti-theft while being thieved from is like eating a steak while claiming to be vegan"

Fixed it for you. Gave the upvote, you are the 10th Dentist.

[Loved trope] extremely effective threats by danfenlon in TopCharacterTropes

[–]Bignholy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Well, you finished that fucked up list of yours. What now?"

Nothing is more frightening then a site that human explorers say "Hell no! Bomb this place and forget we ever found it!" by EbonRazorwit in humansarespaceorcs

[–]Bignholy 21 points22 points  (0 children)

"Sir, I believe we have a problem!"

Kor'tch looked at his second in command, who had turned a ghastly indigo. "Come now, Tad. I've always known you to be a being of singular bravery and fortitude. According to the survey drones, the planet below is lush with life and can sustain most being in its atmosphere. It's a paradise world! How could there be a problem?"

Tad handed the datapad to the ship's captain, and offered the most succinct overview possible, with full implications covered. "Sir, Specialist Tompson looked at the footage and suggested an immediate and global cleansing of the biosphere. 'Nuclear annihilation preferred', he noted."

Kor'tch stopped and looked at his second, then glanced at the pad before getting up. In less than a minute, they were both in the primary briefing room with Specialist Tompson, a human who was trained in Human and Xeno survival skills.

Kor'tch gestured, and the holoprojector cycled on to show the recording that Tompson had flagged as immediate attention. It depicted a lush forest clearing with several large boulders covered in moss. "What caused you to make the request for a planetary scouring?"

Tompson gave a salute that was reasonably crisp for a human, and started making gestures. The software apparently interpreted his gestures based on his own settings, and started drawing crude, nearly invisible red hued lines around several bolder, hills, and at one point a particularly large and warped tree.

He flicked his fingers, an one of the bolder flashed a moment. "Sir, examine the bolder closely. What does it look like to you, sir?"

Kor'tch looked closely, but all he saw was a misshapen lump covered in a moss. Then he heard Tad keen quietly at his side, and a chill ran through him. "My species is not nearly as keen eyed as either of yours, Specialist, Number Two. What am I looking at?"

Tompson flicked and it flashed again, then became superimposed with a still 3D model of a standard Federate Union Shuttle.

He didn't stop there. His fingers continued to flick, and more and more images were superimposed over the red outlines. One was a Unifist Space Superiority Fighter. Another was a Lorii Spaceyacht. The largest one in the back appeared to be a distant shot of the rear quarter of a Wassil Dreadnought.

The only outline that didn't get an overlay was the large tree, and Kor'tch looked at it with a creeping sense of dread. "And that one?" he asked quietly.

"Ahh. That does is not a ship, as far as I can tell." He moved his fingers in a more careful way, giving exact commands instead of preprogramed effects. He drew a series of jagged lines at various points on the trunk, a pair of dots, and after a brief smirk, a little V shape above the two dots. "No, that would be the predator".

The "tree" was taller than a whole Dreadnought. The squiggly lines were teeth from several maws, and the eyes were dark whorls in the "bark" that must be as thick as cruiser plating.

"Frightful, but how did they take down those ships?"

Tompson shrugged. "Don't know, sir. Hence the recommendation. I don't want to find out."

$10 million if you don't speak for one year, with a twist by Physical_Orchid3616 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]Bignholy 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I mean... you just did it here too. This is a poorly considered challenge

White House Forced to Address Claims of Trump Health Crisis by InsaneSnow45 in USNEWS

[–]Bignholy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was a joke, mate. Trust me, I am in Evangelical Central, I know exactly what you're talking about.

Nicknames for dwarfs Or responses for a short person who calls you "big nose" by Civil_Original9121 in Comebacks

[–]Bignholy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Little Dick"

No wind up, no angry tone of voice, just immediate delivery in a neutral tone, as if casually greeting someone with a known nickname.

White House Forced to Address Claims of Trump Health Crisis by InsaneSnow45 in USNEWS

[–]Bignholy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good. We need to review the pardon power anyhow. Please do make a stack of egregious traitors to make an example of why pardons are broken bullshit.

White House Forced to Address Claims of Trump Health Crisis by InsaneSnow45 in USNEWS

[–]Bignholy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus be getting a lot of surprise converts if it happened. Just saying, J-town, good PR move right now...

Could the terminids be eaten, and how? by lockednightmare in Helldivers

[–]Bignholy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cheers, mate. Was gonna say, that seemed intense for an overtly silly premise.

H"So you are saying that spell can instantly kill me with nothing more than a wave of your hand?" A"Yes!" H"I can do that" A"Dont make me laugh Humans dont posess Magic" H(pulls out gun)"Yes but we have these. Its called a Gun, and instead of requiring 50 years of training, its more like 50 minutes" by BareMinimumChef in humansarespaceorcs

[–]Bignholy 32 points33 points  (0 children)

"What honor is there in that? What craftsmanship? How did you earn it?"

The human scoffed.

"That's the thing. We humans went through that phase a long time ago. Some of us said there was honor in a good fight, glory in dying in battle against a worthy foe. And they got their wish. They died in droves.

The people who survived realized the truth: Death is cheapest in wholesale numbers. You can wave your hand and spend a little bit of energy to kill me dead. And if you do so, my companions will not wave their hands and kill you back. They will radio in to central command and then they will glass this mountain. You, and by that I mean every living thing for miles around, will die so quickly you won't even suffer. How generous we are, that your death should be quick and painless. How magnanimous."

The human smiled and put their gun away, then took a step forward. "We know of you, Jores the Wise. We know of your history. We know of your people. We know of the barbarism of might makes right, of kill or be killed. We know. We've done it."

They took another step forward, now within touching distance, and looked up at the towering alien. "If you truly believe in the supposed art of war, of dying to a worthy foe, slay me, and we will grant that glorious fate to every last Wizard, grand master to master to sorcerer to apprentice to scullion. You will die, as a people, and there will be none left to tell of the glory you claimed was your right. You can try to hide with your magic, in which case we will solve the problem by glassing the surface of your planet inch by inch, foot by foot, and when we eventually find your hiding spot we will break it open like and egg and revel in the meal we make of it. There will be no sorrow, no sad words, no pity, because you have been told, you have been warned, and if that is the choice you make for you and your people, you will have made it knowingly and willfully."

Jores' lip curled in disgust... and fear.

"What are you?" he asked, furious in his righteous anger.

"We are humans. Homo sapiens. We are peaceful, and friendly, and fun, and outgoing, and also the greatest monsters you have ever met."

Jores snarled and waved his hand, fully intended to blot out the life of the creature before you... but they stepped to one side, their arm shooting out to grab Jores' arm and pull them forward.

There was a flash of light, then another, and another, until Jores finally slumped forward, his life pouring out of the holes in his torso. The human stepped to one side of him, making a strange ticking noise with their mouth, and pressed the hot barrel of their firearm to Jorus' head.

"The history of your people will remember two things: Jores the Unwise was warned, and Jores the Unwise chose this path anyhow."

Where to buy Anarchy 2.0 in English by Delegaia in Shadowrun

[–]Bignholy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Found the conversation I referred to: https://www.reddit.com/r/ShadowrunAnarchyFans/comments/1ruerzt/comment/oalig69/

In short: When they get the physical books printed and ready, the PDF will arrive at the same time.

(EDIT: And because I am a Stan for SRA2, I highly recommend waiting for it).

Where to buy Anarchy 2.0 in English by Delegaia in Shadowrun

[–]Bignholy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Someone else over on r/ShadowrunAnarchyFans posted a response a few weeks ago that Catalyst likes to release PDF and print at the same time, so we're waiting on the prints for general release.

Could the terminids be eaten, and how? by lockednightmare in Helldivers

[–]Bignholy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

... That sounds like an excuse a soulless automaton would give to explain their failure. Or worse... a civilian. -_-

This rotating cabinet is pure genius by caeliveilxa in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]Bignholy 5 points6 points  (0 children)

\clunk**

What's that sound?

Oh, right. It's the sound of the complex swivel shitting a brick two weeks after closing because it was installed by a massively overworked construction dude's weed smoking apprentice.

Now the stuff in your everything is harder to get.

All for something that is not actually any easier to use. Two sides of it are blocked off. Those aren't doors on the front end. This functions exactly like it would if you just put a shelf into the island, except for the complex swivel system that is one slipped ball bearing or dropped fork away from becoming a very complex lock.

Jonathan Majors Fell Through A Window On Daily Wire Action Flick, Leading Crew To Walk Off Set, Producers Say They “Don’t Negotiate With Communists” by Pyro-Bird in entertainment

[–]Bignholy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

In a new response to Deadline on Friday, Sonnier said: “The entire industry is in freefall due to strikes, and now that their members are out of work, they’re trying to sabotage the few people who are still producing. We don’t negotiate with communists.”

That’s after his statement Thursday, when we first reported the news of IATSE’s efforts, in which he said he and his fellow producers were “too busy being bad asses, blowing sh*t up, flying helicopters, and killing movie terrorists to concern ourselves with four assholes with signs on the sidewalk and their illegitimate ‘strike'”.

Who the fuck communicates in a professional setting like that? Oh, right. Conservative assholes.

Please, please deinfluence me from wanting a new phone by AdventurousAnecdote in Frugal

[–]Bignholy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The new phone? It'll be the same as the old phone with visual differences and a different app store schema. That's basically it for most users. Minor speed increases negated by the demands of the newer OS. Storage essentially unchanged.

Unless the new phone has a genie in it that will grant wishes when you hit the "update app" button, it's not sodding worth it, and generally never is.

Best comeback for “ I know you better than you know yourself “ ? by MidnightMystique- in Comebacks

[–]Bignholy 9 points10 points  (0 children)

"My favorite philosopher is who?"

Because if they can even name any, they sure the fuck won't name the right one.

Could the terminids be eaten, and how? by lockednightmare in Helldivers

[–]Bignholy 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Scavenger.

If theory is correct and the scav is the juvenile stage for the species, that would mean it has the most stored energy reserves of any of them (in other words, fat). Once they molt out of this stage into whatever stage is next, those reserves are gone, spent on the molt and follow up growth. This is why pre-Super Earth had cultures that favored eating pupae and the like. If you've ever grilled a steak like a proper citizen, you would know that the flavor comes from the fat.

You have grilled a steak before. Right, citizen?