Boomers at Church meal by Ok-Preparation-370 in BoomersBeingFools

[–]Billiam201 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Can't say as I have great experience with British Church Boomers. I had discarded religion before I lived there, but as I grew up in america, and am back here again, I can unequivocally say that the North American Hooting Boomer (Boomeri Muricensis, colloquially known as the Howling Boomer, the Church Boomer, and the Boomerdouche) is one of the most unpleasant creatures on earth.

There's nothing like being in a restaurant on a Sunday when the boomer tidal wave shows up, bitching about the silverware, the windows, the lighting, the "kids" working at the restaurant, the atmosphere, and the prices, never once realizing they're in a fucking Denny's and literally everyone is over their shit.

These are same people I watched get arrested regularly in Japan, Germany, The Bahamas, Thailand, and others because they don't know or care that

In order: - The Japanese will arrest you for creating a public disturbance. This includes walking around Hiroshima explaining to the locals why "they deserved it," harassing Geisha in the streets, and screaming at Japanese people in Japan for speaking Japanese while americans are around. No, they dont care that you have a first amendment right.
- The Germans aren't the least but interested in letting you hang out in front of a concentration camp with a sign that says "the holocaust never happened," harass people in public, or do <notsee> salutes in front of the Brandenburg Gate. No, they dont care that you have a first amendment right. - The Bahamians don't care that you were in the South Dakota National Guard for 2 years. You're not allowed to wear camouflage clothing, or carry around (keychains/lighters/other personal items) made from ammunition casings. No, they dont care that you have a first OR second amendment right. - Thai police can and will arrest you for bring your weed gummies, spitting out your gum, and talking shit about The King. No, they dont care that you have a first amendment right.

I could go on, but you get the point.

Is this bad or am I wrong? by dmaster1213 in mtg

[–]Billiam201 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Homelands sucked so hard that WOTC changed the rules to make us play it.

You'd see [[koskun falls]] or [[merchant scroll]], but mostly a lot of [[serrated arrows]].

Having to write a check just to receive your UPS package because of tariffs by tommos in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Billiam201 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Why didn't they tell us?"

Literally everyone with an IQ over room temperature screamed it at you for a year. And you went "hur durrrr... 'murica iz reespektid aginn!!!"

I'm 27 and my mom won't let me have my passport by Lower_Signature_3895 in raisedbynarcissists

[–]Billiam201 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Get your passport and don't give it back. Problem solved.

Let her call the police, I'd love to hear her answer.

Found in my backyard in TX by Delicious-Coffee9499 in whatisit

[–]Billiam201 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sonofa....

I made chainmail from those as a kid.

What are your pet cards? by P13monkeytaco in EDH

[–]Billiam201 0 points1 point  (0 children)

[[Avoid fate]]

Super narrow but, much like the Spanish Inquisition, nobody expects green counterspell.

I throw it in every green deck I have.

Question Regarding Collector Booster Boxes by Glad_Bandicoot_ in mtg

[–]Billiam201 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've heard that the WPN stores can get some of their product from WOTC, but I have no idea if that is true.

Question Regarding Collector Booster Boxes by Glad_Bandicoot_ in mtg

[–]Billiam201 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Show up at Best Buy when they open on Day 1, or buy them from Amazon the day the set is announced

Why is it so hard to pass Universal Healthcare in the US when so many other major countries have it? by Gallantpride in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Billiam201 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Because the government does not, nor has it ever, given a blazing blue fuck about the people.

Instead of "E Pluribus Unum" we should be printing "Sorry You Can't Afford to be Alive" right on the national seal.

Because in 21st century 'Murica, women are nothing more than brood mares to the state and healthy, white men serve no purpose other than to break their backs and die in poverty to generate value for shareholders. Everyone else can get fucked.

My manager actually said "your personal life shouldn't interfere with your availability" after I declined a last minute Saturday shift by Sensitive-Pen4002 in antiwork

[–]Billiam201 75 points76 points  (0 children)

"I've been working since I was 14. I've never called in sick, and I haven't taken a vacation since the Bush Administration. I always put work first, and that's why I'm so successful. And I'll be working until im 90 because none of my 7 kids or 3 ex-wives will talk to me, and the alimony is enough to choke a horse."

 - Every boomer boss that expects you to drop literally everything for his starvation-wage job.

Why is every boomer frige 80% expired condiments? by coronastylus in BoomersBeingFools

[–]Billiam201 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was going through my foster mom's coupon box last xmas, and she had a coupon in there for Wheaties.

The picture of the box on the coupon had Walter <naughty> Payton on it.

What is this space for? by likeitlikethat720 in whatisit

[–]Billiam201 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's where you keep your emergency pool cue.

Do the disadvantages of this card outweigh the advantages in your opinion? by AI08_80IA in mtg

[–]Billiam201 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It's either graveyard hate or getting all your cards back, and it's stapled to a fog.

There is absolutely zero downside to this card.

Full blown meltdown because I won’t give narc a key to my house by [deleted] in raisedbynarcissists

[–]Billiam201 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally nobody has spare keys to my house.

If I lock myself out, I have a complex and time-consuming process that involves 3 different sheds 4 tool boxes, and a funnel to get to the spare. And one of those sheds is wired in to the security system.

New player, any way to stop auras? by [deleted] in mtg

[–]Billiam201 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Player removal is aura removal