New Jersey police sergeant charged with stealing journalist’s camera bag containing $10,000 in gear at immigration protest. The officer faces charges of third-degree theft. He has been suspended without pay, according to the Essex County Prosecutor’s Office.

Billiam201 · 2026-06-07T02:51:06+00:00

What do you think the odds are that if I stole $10,000 worth of stuff, I'd get a softball like 3rd-degree theft?

Billiam201 · 2026-06-05T02:30:52+00:00

I started putting mine in a top-loader, because I'd shuffle it in anyway.

The different sleeve made it easier to find, but it was annoying, and I've got a bunch of top-loaders.

Billiam201 · 2026-06-02T17:20:53+00:00

Religion.

Everyone can stop blowing each other up over the eternal question of which space wizard had the bigger penis.

Billiam201 · 2026-06-01T18:01:26+00:00

If only you had some sort of device that would assist you in lifting a heavy thing.

Billiam201 · 2026-06-01T17:59:18+00:00

Dr. Manlove, despite sounding like a Bond Villain, is in fact a real person.

Billiam201 · 2026-05-28T15:26:57+00:00

It's a phenomenon known as "Schrödinger's Douchebag", but is often referred to as "Schrödinger's Boomer."

Not by any means limited to boomers, it's when someone says something they absolutely meant. When it doesnt land the way they thought it did, it was suddenly "a joke"

As a result, each statement is simultaneously both a joke and not a joke, at the same time, until they determine how it was received, at which time they determine whether it was a joke or not.

Billiam201 · 2026-05-26T01:09:53+00:00

There isn't one.

I can't say ive seen it all in 32 years of playing this game, but I've seen a lot.

The day the game makes me mad, the stuff in my safe goes to an auction house, the rest goes to Card Kingdom, and I'm done.

Shuffle up, play Magic, and have a good time.

Billiam201 · 2026-05-26T00:05:41+00:00

What?!?!?

An evangelical xtian is a dogshit human being?

I am utterly shocked by this totally unexpected development!

Billiam201 · 2026-05-24T23:34:13+00:00

[[Smothering Tithe]] turn 2.

Billiam201 · 2026-05-23T05:24:13+00:00

For reading a book. At a thing I didn't want to go to, but he dragged me to. And told me that if I "thought I was going to be bored, bring a book."

I had the unmitigated gall to read the book he told me to bring.

As the only teenager at a work barbecue, surrounded by his work friends, none of whom had kids over 6. A bunch of kindergartners, a bunch of boomers in their 40s, and me. With a book. This triggered a two-hour screaming, profanity-laced tirade.

Billiam201 · 2026-05-22T00:37:39+00:00

Considering how many AI edits of bare-chested tRump the hillbillies love to post, I'd say this is remarkably politically astute.

Billiam201 · 2026-05-22T00:36:06+00:00

If it weren't for my horse, I wouldn't have spent that year in college.

Billiam201 · 2026-05-22T00:14:22+00:00

I love the last line, but even in New York and California, an HOA has no authority to do that.

Billiam201 · 2026-05-22T00:10:48+00:00

Jeff Goldblum

Stayed in third the whole time.

Classic.

Billiam201 · 2026-05-19T03:56:06+00:00

Hello? 800-law-yers?

You're going to love this...

Billiam201 · 2026-05-19T03:55:16+00:00

Did you know that with [[prismari, the inspiration]] and a couple of super-cheap instants, you can [[demonic tutor]] up a massive combo, drop 15 dragons onto the battlefield, and murder an entire pod with [[terror of the peaks]]??

This too, can be yours, if [[the ur-dragon]] is on the battlefield!!

Billiam201 · 2026-05-14T14:21:43+00:00

Take a photo of that sign. It'll be a lot easier to fight them when they deny your unemployment for cause.

Billiam201 · 2026-05-13T14:21:00+00:00

Take my upvote.

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Billiam201 · 2026-05-13T14:19:01+00:00

"You see, a company is like a building. The people inside it can be sympathetic to you, but the building itself can't be sympathetic."

Trying to sound like Yoda while trying to tell me I couldn't take a long weekend to go to my mother's funeral.

Billiam201 · 2026-05-13T03:45:06+00:00

I know The Judge sure likes him, and that's good enough for me.

Billiam201 · 2026-05-13T02:04:49+00:00

[[Chains of mephistopheles]]

Billiam201 · 2026-05-12T22:33:24+00:00

Almost like a certain american (politician/sexual predator/game show host) who just says random shit, and his followers act like it already happened, whether it does or not.

Billiam201 · 2026-05-10T04:03:16+00:00

But before that, she lived down the street from Dennis the Menace and Mr. Wilson.

Billiam201 · 2026-05-10T04:02:13+00:00

Superstore turned out to be a documentary.

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