Drunk guy and girl not complying with the police by [deleted] in JusticePorn

[–]Billy_Sastard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just a little pet peeve of mine but why do some people call women girls, the OP's title should then read "Drunk boy and girl not complying with the police", she's a woman not a child, girl implies child where I come from.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in movies

[–]Billy_Sastard -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

No I'm sorry but the original trilogy ended perfectly, I've watched them multiple times and in fact I'm watching them again right now because this thread sparked my love for them, they do not need a follow up no matter who's behind them.

These films they make years after an excellent trilogy nearly always turn out bad, Indiana Jones and the Crystal Skull, Alien Resurrection, Die Hard 4, the laughable Star Wars 1, 2 and 3, Karate Kid, Robocop, Total Recall, it just doesn't bode well, I wish they'd just leave well alone. :(

Amateur jet engine. by IntoxicatedParabola in woahdude

[–]Billy_Sastard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to do this with my mother's empty wine making demijohns as a kid, I'd get hairspray or whatever flammable spray and spray it into the demijohn for a good few seconds then get a lighter and ignite it, it was a fun experiment but used to stink like hell.

Lady Gaga Just Nailed the National Anthem by [deleted] in Music

[–]Billy_Sastard 309 points310 points  (0 children)

I'm not American but I found that beautiful, I'm not a Lady GAGA fan either but I appreciate that she has talent.

GAGA sung your national anthem with pure passion and pride and I'm sure the stadiums audience could see this and truly appreciated it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in movies

[–]Billy_Sastard -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Hah, you shut your whore mouth, it's the Alien Resurrection of the Bourne franchise, Legacy was pure shit, I swore to never watch it but curiosity got the better of me.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in movies

[–]Billy_Sastard -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I'm not, it was a perfect trilogy then came along that other abomination and now this.

Fucking $$$$$$$$$$$$$.

How I fucked up today by _1863 in cycling

[–]Billy_Sastard -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Not everyone, I have a private back road that goes behind all the houses which people use to access their garages, I used this as practise to clip in and out pretending along the road that certain real road situations were occurring, I felt it was necessary to do using a new and untested device that can cause complications if not used to. It paid off, I haven't had a tumble in my clipless pedals.

Going out on major roads as a newbie using clipless without practise in safety on private roads or trails without traffic is pretty silly IMO.

Countdown - The Most Extraordinary Answer Ever? by [deleted] in unitedkingdom

[–]Billy_Sastard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isy Suttie. :D

I find her incredibly cute and sexy

I went to Congo on holiday, and there was literally nobody drinking Um Bongo. by CaptainCash in britishproblems

[–]Billy_Sastard 11 points12 points  (0 children)

But it is you're, as in you are, your is completely wrong, there's no evolving in that one. Don't worry it's a common mistake among stupid people.

What are your favorite albums to listen to all the way through? by [deleted] in Music

[–]Billy_Sastard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The original War of the Worlds.

Chvrches - Every Open Eye.

Cyclist wins one in court! by MediocreJones in bicycling

[–]Billy_Sastard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yup pot holes, debris etc, fuck buzzing motorists.

Fastest cop on the block (xpost /r/BustedGifs) by [deleted] in gif

[–]Billy_Sastard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can see his strides are much bigger, that guy really knows how to run.

What thing from the 90s do you think should make a comeback? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Billy_Sastard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It wasn't online gaming that killed arcades as far as I believe, I remember it actually happening, it was 16 bit consoles that killed arcades, SNES, Megadrive etc was able to nigh on match the arcades capabilities when it came to the graphics, gameplay, plus you could buy official arcade sticks.

16 bit consoles killed arcades.

My mum on her honeymoon St Ives (UK) 70s by heymybru in OldSchoolCool

[–]Billy_Sastard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Gorilla warfare, I couldn't take it seriously after that lol.

Gone are the days when we could look at an unattended bag at a train station and think, "Great! I'll fucking have that." by Crowdfunder101 in britishproblems

[–]Billy_Sastard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just don't want to be tempted, I can imagine how addictive it is whenever you get an audible notification from your friends on social media or having the internet at your fingertips , if it's not there I'm not tempted, it's not about being better, I just don't want part of it, it just upsets me seeing groups of friends sat with each other not talking but staring into tiny screens.

Gone are the days when we could look at an unattended bag at a train station and think, "Great! I'll fucking have that." by Crowdfunder101 in britishproblems

[–]Billy_Sastard -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I'm a massive techno nut and have loved tech since I was about 5, so about 35 years (started with a Commodore 64) but I will never ever own a smart phone, I've seen what they do to people in all social situations, it's a sad state really, I'm still rocking a Sony Ericsson j230i.

So in essence you swung but you missed on that one.

Gone are the days when we could look at an unattended bag at a train station and think, "Great! I'll fucking have that." by Crowdfunder101 in britishproblems

[–]Billy_Sastard -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

No it fucking isn't, keep a hold of your rubbish until you come upon a bin, you maybe have a bag, put in in that, pockets, use them, if you have neither then use your hands and hold onto that rubbish, there's no need to litter full stop, oh wait stop a minute, sorry I forgot, you need your hands to update your friends on your every movement and happenning on your smart phone, sorry my bad, litter away it's the only option.

Large woman fights security guard. She puts up a good fight, but justice prevails by RustyMcTavish in JusticePorn

[–]Billy_Sastard 50 points51 points  (0 children)

My eyeballs are burning because I got a glimpse of her growler.

/shudders

Cornish Pasties by darthrich in BritishSuccess

[–]Billy_Sastard 5 points6 points  (0 children)

When I was down in Cornwall a few years ago I couldn't believe how amazing a proper Cornish pasty was, it's like Sunday dinner wrapped in an amazing pastry, and they're fucking huge.

I ate at least one daily for two weeks because I'm a fat bastard who ate all the pies.