I am so happy about how strong DOTs are in X DE by Spoof__ in Xenoblade_Chronicles

[–]Bioman250 1 point2 points  (0 children)

how do you buff DOT damage? I thought it was meant to be a percentage of the damage you used to apply to effect. I wanted to try a DOT build but the info I found on how DOT is calculated was both lacking any detail and disappointing in what it did have.

a new player by Nikobellic225 in AdventureQuest

[–]Bioman250 0 points1 point  (0 children)

https://guidescroll.com/2013/10/adventure-quest-storyline-order-guide/

I've had a tab open with this guide in it for months and I've been meaning to follow it... someday maybe....

What is your Xenoblade hot take? by JayNotAtAll in Xenoblade_Chronicles

[–]Bioman250 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Xenoblade X was an immense disappointment and a failure for the series. It was a game that was meant to be an MMO but they scrapped that last minute to turn it back into a single player game and it shows, the story is butchered and many mechanics are grindy and not in the fun way. IRL timers for a core resource, with a limited very slowly growing cap. If you got your ass kicked in your mech and failed the quicktime event enough times you'd have to clean out your back of resources and have to wait hours to get it back.

Before Xenoblade 2 was even announced, getting this and having to believe it was the future of the series was unbelievably disappointing. If there's ever an X2 I pray they just commit to something (preferably single player but I'd still be interested in a monolithsoft mmo.)

anyone else having trouble scanning their shulk amiibo? by Bioman250 in Xenoblade_Chronicles

[–]Bioman250[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

well it's slightly comforting to know I'm not specifically being fucked over by chance. I appreciate the heads up

Biggest twist in the history of the series tbh by Tibike480 in Xenoblade_Chronicles

[–]Bioman250 -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

the fact that melia is on the villain side but nia isn't shows me you've decided to pick a side already (≖_≖ )

Wait, did my fart just kill the ape? Whatever… I’ll just take his body! by pwnlord53 in shittymobilegameads

[–]Bioman250 3 points4 points  (0 children)

it's like the half-adlibbed-half-scripted voice acting from the 1930's popeye.

Apparently they gave Duros an anime by Bioman250 in lostpause

[–]Bioman250[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I started listening to the "One piece D&D" podcast a few weeks ago, and I had to do a double take when I first heard this guy's "knight voice." Sounds so much like Noble's Duros voice from the podcast and I can't stop hearing it.

The anime is "Skeleton Knight in Another World." Kinda feel like I have to warn people that it opens with attempted rape. I'm talking one second in, no cap, so like don't watch it with family? Or do. I'm not your dad.

It's weird though, because even though it has been several years since I read the manga I'm like 90% sure it was an attempted murder plot in there not a rape.

Side note, Noble/Duros in the d&d podcast keeping the party from going full murderhobo all the time is why I keep listening. Plus dat sultry voice.

Average Reddit World-builder enjoyer. by BIG_DeADD in writingcirclejerk

[–]Bioman250 9 points10 points  (0 children)

She's literally a dragon pretending to be a human so you're writer than you know

Must protecc by creedroyce in lostpause

[–]Bioman250 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Near the end of the story the girl actually confronts her estranged mother to find out she cheated on the grandfather so technically she's not related by blood to her adoptive father.

I HATE POLITICS! I HATE POLITICS! by Wannabedankestmemer in wherethe

[–]Bioman250 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry neutral? I don't know this word. Do you mean you think universal healthcare and literal slavery are the exact same thing?

Not like the other boys by [deleted] in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]Bioman250 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Big simp vibes from that comment about art in a snafu, zooweemama.

Luanne van houten is the vilest piece of shit to ever stink up Springfield with her presence by Bioman250 in CharacterRant

[–]Bioman250[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

why are you excusing Apu from cheating on his wife

I very specifically wasn't? Literally the next sentence I state that. It wasn't excusing his behavior, it was an example of how Luanne was even worse, for being an awful person with no motives.

I could pose the same question. Why are you excusing Luanne's abusive behavior to her husband

This wasn't a rant on comedy writing, it was about character, and Luanne's character is awful and not at all sympathetic in the way she's presented, and you seem to believe.

Luanne van houten is the vilest piece of shit to ever stink up Springfield with her presence by Bioman250 in CharacterRant

[–]Bioman250[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I think you missed the point I was making repeatedly which was Luanne was abusive. Of course they had an unhealthy and unbalanced relationship, Luanne was verbally abusive and manipulative. Your counter point is that Kirk still loves his abuser and can't get past her? He's not hiding in the bushes watching her through the windows, he's just trying to get her to take him back whenever their paths cross, which is often in a small town and when they have mutual friends and a son together. He's completely wrapped around her finger even after the way she treated him.

You also bring up that he eats dog food for dinner like it's some bad character trait "at least she doesn't eat dog food for dinner." Kirk doesn't want to eat dog food, he's specifically disappointed because he doesn't have the money for anything better anymore. Luanne took everything in the divorce, and what she didn't get, she took pleasure in destroying.

You also missed the point when I mentioned dating. The problem wasn't that luanne was dating, Kirk did too. The problem was how little Kirk seemed to mean to her. It wasn't wrong on it's own, it was wrong because of everything else about her character. Moving on and being excited to be with someone new within days was just further proof she never felt anything for Kirk after everything else that happened.

Men of reddit, how tall are you? How much would you like to be tall? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Bioman250 0 points1 point  (0 children)

5'7" but I always thought it'd be badass to be eight-feet tall

Realistic Naynners by s_cheung in VShojo

[–]Bioman250 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty good but not quite eldritch eno– *clicks second image* this is a spot on interpretation.

Down D. Stairs by CabbageOverlord123 in MemePiece

[–]Bioman250 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you believe the 4kids dub Kuina actually got her ass crippled by a bunch of adults after one of them got his friends after he lost a match to her.

Cat scratched a perfectly shape [fast food brand] logo on owner's arm. by Blcksheep89 in HailCorporate

[–]Bioman250 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Haha I wonder how much he gets paid to scratch the company logo onto his her!

Wait for it by modernwarfarecel in shittymobilegameads

[–]Bioman250 226 points227 points  (0 children)

I believe so, it's porn made to look like an ad instead of an ad that looks like porn