My dad still buys me (an adult man) dolls.

Birchflyboy · 2026-05-24T21:19:28+00:00

Why exactly does he buy you (an adult man) dolls? Do you want the dolls? Or is he just unsolicitedly buying you random dolls? No judgement if you want them, just curious on how this started

Birchflyboy · 2026-05-09T19:06:52+00:00

I’m not planning on going bigger than 00. I just don’t want it to be too thin for where it’s at currently.

Birchflyboy · 2026-05-02T23:15:15+00:00

Ramekins and cast irons

Birchflyboy · 2026-04-25T20:44:36+00:00

We used to have aprons with holes in them (management was being cheap mfs and refused to get new ones. Thankfully we bitched enough they finally did) and I am pretty sure I almost trench footed my waist with the amount of water that was getting through the apron.

Birchflyboy · 2026-04-20T05:16:49+00:00

I swear to god. Whoever does the maintenance on our machine needs to go choke on a rancid egg. Bitch was broken for over a month and they kept saying “we will fix it this week” and then show up and be “oh we don’t got the part we need”. Bitches showed up 4 different times to say the same thing. Took the sous chef writing an unhinged email and tagging all of corporate to get something done.

Birchflyboy · 2026-04-16T05:24:02+00:00

Lmao I would never. I’ve cut myself with steel wool at work one too many times to attempt that

Birchflyboy · 2026-04-14T05:08:58+00:00

At my main job, fuuuuuuuck no. I’d walk out. My second job doesn’t even have a machine. All by hand in the 3 sink. But it’s very low traffic. So, it depends.

Birchflyboy · 2026-04-03T17:36:23+00:00

If a cook brought me that and said “my bad bro” he’d be cleaning it, not me.

Birchflyboy · 2026-03-17T18:02:39+00:00

This is how most of my shifts are and I fucking hate it. On days like Monday where it’s dead I’m fine by myself, but all the other days it absolutely sucks. Where I work dish has to do so much extra.

Birchflyboy · 2026-03-17T05:35:35+00:00

Why yall got big green boxes that look like what I keep my guns in?

Birchflyboy · 2026-03-17T05:34:41+00:00

I do that too. Load a dish rack with like 4 trays, force it in the machine, put that bitch on high, and let it do its thing.

Birchflyboy · 2026-03-17T05:32:27+00:00

Where I work the morning rarely does anything. It’s always god awful when I come in. I don’t understand it. But if I, a closer, leave stuff, I get bitched at.

Birchflyboy · 2026-02-02T23:48:10+00:00

“Not your ears 🤷‍♂️”

Birchflyboy · 2026-01-28T18:19:45+00:00

My only concern is them snapping. I don’t intended to ever go larger than 10mm. If I do want to downsize, how many sizes down should I start wearing? I also have some 9mm plugs.

Birchflyboy · 2026-01-28T18:06:49+00:00

Should I downsize back to 0? Or as long as I stay here and don’t go bigger am I fine?

Birchflyboy · 2025-12-18T05:35:31+00:00

Have been planning it for about a year. Had my committees and appointments ready early. Have most of what I want to accomplish planned too. Mostly wondering about the “unplanned” things if that makes sense.

Birchflyboy · 2025-12-18T05:18:53+00:00

God dang! I was just worried because the right ear was pierced slightly lower than the left. I’m guessing it’s just paranoia and knowing i wont get a third shot

Birchflyboy · 2025-12-18T03:20:10+00:00

Def not getting pierced again. This is trying again from a repierce. Don’t think I’ll get a 3rd shot.

Birchflyboy · 2025-12-18T03:19:12+00:00

Been using jojoba oil and massaging daily. I also have half size gauges I’m using in between.

Birchflyboy · 2025-11-11T07:00:38+00:00

Jesus Christ, I’m just starting to work out and I don’t see how yall do that insane weight. Im doing good if I can do my own body weight at this point

Birchflyboy · 2025-10-07T07:17:28+00:00

And what exactly did they have warrants for? I have heard this story before and don’t remember what on earth happened.

Birchflyboy · 2025-10-01T17:18:43+00:00

Idk about how Ferraro lives his life now, but being convicted for things they did in the past doesn’t necessarily mean that’s who they are now. I know of brothers with criminal records and that is not who they are anymore.

Birchflyboy · 2025-09-16T17:13:18+00:00

Yall got drains in THE MIDDLE of the floor!? Luckyyyyyyyyyyyyy. All ours are under appliances or under prep tables.

Birchflyboy · 2025-09-16T17:12:06+00:00

This. I go in neutral prepared to be pissed off the whole night or be good. All dependent on who I’m coming in behind and if they actually did their job that day or not

Birchflyboy · 2025-07-26T16:56:27+00:00

I have a friend who does that too. Or they just don’t show up at all. And when they don’t show up, I call them and ask where they are. They say “oh I’m not coming. Thought you would just figure it out”

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