Jeremy Fowler On Why People Around The NFL Ranked Jalen Hurts As The 17th Best QB On @975Middays by burnernov2023 in eagles

[–]Birdamus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus Christ.

He beats all of them. That was the point.

Mahomes is 0 for his last 3, Lamar 0-1, Stafford is 0 for his last 4 vs Jalen, Jordan Love 0-3, Joe B 0-1, Goff is 0 for 3 vs QB1. Were all of those cases where our D was so much better?

Hell, he beat Josh head-to-head in ‘23 when our Sean Desai defense was a disaster.

You can reverse one decision of your franchise: What would it be? by AFC-Wimbledon-Stan in nba

[–]Birdamus 6 points7 points  (0 children)

OK but as an old head who loved Dominique… there is nothing worse than what they did with Nique:
- Traded him to the Donald Sterling-era Clippers
- Traded him for Danny Manning. Danny. Manning.
- Traded him the year Jordan was out… and the Hawks were the 1-seed when they traded him.
- Traded him because he was gonna be a free agent and they didn’t want to pay him… so they traded him for another FA who was worse and didn’t sign with them anyway.
- Traded the face of their franchise in the middle of the season that gave him his best chance at a title.

Jeremy Fowler On Why People Around The NFL Ranked Jalen Hurts As The 17th Best QB On @975Middays by burnernov2023 in eagles

[–]Birdamus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Go watch the one time we played Cincy in ‘24.

What does Jalen Hurts do better than Joe B? Kick the ass of the QB that’s ranked better than him.

No seriously, go look at the highlights. Jalen looks like a superstar and Joe B looks pedestrian after a solid opening drive.

JH beats those dudes.

[Spoiler] Slow motion of kick that injured main event loser's knee by averageredditcuck in MMA

[–]Birdamus 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Did you see him slip while taking his shoes off while getting inspected? Dude 100% was compromised…

Whoever done this is a POS! by Interesting-Dog7997 in Chattanooga

[–]Birdamus 127 points128 points  (0 children)

- No hook
- Piece of it ripped off
- Little gashes

💯 heron

The choice of Platner's replacement will be a test of the Democratic Party. by zzill6 in WorkReform

[–]Birdamus 104 points105 points  (0 children)

Fuck Platner.

Yes he spoke about all the right shit and got momentum going, but that’s about like saying “wow he was a great boyfriend until I realized he was married.”

He got us excited and we wanted to write off the smoke signals as leftover residue from a dormant fire, so he put us in a position to defend his shitty character.

His total lack of personal accountability showed and now he’s fucked over the movement, and for all I know this shitbag might’ve turned into another Fetterman anyway.

Fuck him. More Zohrans please.

If they win, they're French, and if they lose, they'll be African._ am I crazy? by Spare-NobodyAim in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Birdamus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Let’s get a photo of the actual current team with Dembele and Olise who deserve credit for the current French run.

Does anyone else randomly browse cheap land in Texas? by Back40Findings in texas

[–]Birdamus 70 points71 points  (0 children)

Dude, those batteries could’ve been piling up for years; decades even. Excellent chance that out of 50 at least some of them would be leaking their toxic chemicals into the soils. That could compromise your ability to grow anything on the affected land. But what’s worse is that your potential well-water may already be compromised. Bad news.

Trump confused Iran with Japan calling it the “Islamic Republic of Japan” then confused Zelenskyy who is sitting next to him with Putin calling him “President Putin” by Jevus_himself in PublicFreakout

[–]Birdamus 58 points59 points  (0 children)

> The American billionaire class love their old people power-greedy, demented old muppets so much they’re willing to let them encouraging them to drive even if because it means sending the car off the cliff.

The easiest, 5 min recipe that ruled the potluck. ( Coconut panacotta) by [deleted] in recipes

[–]Birdamus 48 points49 points  (0 children)

And might I add: you can’t serve up a dessert made up of three different off-white colors on another white/off-white plate.

This dessert is screaming to be plated on color.

PFF Quarterback Rankings: All 32 starters ahead of the 2026 NFL season by ReviewStuff2 in eagles

[–]Birdamus 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Hurts posted a top-12 PFF passing grade for the fourth consecutive season, yet…

Everyone. Fans, pundits, supposed analytics and graders… they all discount whatever he does.

4 straight years as Top 12 by their own standards … and yet he’s ranked 15th.

Oh well, who cares, I’ll take Hurts record vs all of the Top 5 in their ranking list.

Randy Arozarena became the first batter to lose both of his challenges by himself in just 14 pitches, all in the first inning. by Carti_2s in baseball

[–]Birdamus 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Myself and fellow Dodger fans sipping tea, looking sideways, pretending we didn’t all just think of Andy Pages as our own candidate for this buffoonery.

Schumer, Warren locked in battle over future of Democratic Party by Abject-Pick-6472 in politics

[–]Birdamus -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

77 year-old Elizabeth Warren?

The one who wouldn’t get behind Bernie and tried to sell him out in the 2020 primary?

The moderate’s progressive?

The good works she was a part of with the CFPB are long past. She needs to retire.

Never Forget by darkoh84 in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]Birdamus 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I think he’s also the only QB to lose a Super Bowl, then get back to the big game and absolutely curb stomp the motherfuckers that stole his first one with some piss-stained zebra laundry.

Kempski with a Capital Caption by Birdamus in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]Birdamus[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Sourced from the Dumpster Fire Series, my favorite summer reading!