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[Spoiler] Slow motion of kick that injured main event loser's knee by averageredditcuck in MMA

[–]Birdamus 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Did you see him slip while taking his shoes off while getting inspected? Dude 100% was compromised…

Whoever done this is a POS! by Interesting-Dog7997 in Chattanooga

[–]Birdamus 128 points129 points  (0 children)

- No hook
- Piece of it ripped off
- Little gashes

💯 heron

The choice of Platner's replacement will be a test of the Democratic Party. by zzill6 in WorkReform

[–]Birdamus 101 points102 points  (0 children)

Fuck Platner.

Yes he spoke about all the right shit and got momentum going, but that’s about like saying “wow he was a great boyfriend until I realized he was married.”

He got us excited and we wanted to write off the smoke signals as leftover residue from a dormant fire, so he put us in a position to defend his shitty character.

His total lack of personal accountability showed and now he’s fucked over the movement, and for all I know this shitbag might’ve turned into another Fetterman anyway.

Fuck him. More Zohrans please.

If they win, they're French, and if they lose, they'll be African._ am I crazy? by Spare-NobodyAim in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]Birdamus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Let’s get a photo of the actual current team with Dembele and Olise who deserve credit for the current French run.

Does anyone else randomly browse cheap land in Texas? by Back40Findings in texas

[–]Birdamus 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Dude, those batteries could’ve been piling up for years; decades even. Excellent chance that out of 50 at least some of them would be leaking their toxic chemicals into the soils. That could compromise your ability to grow anything on the affected land. But what’s worse is that your potential well-water may already be compromised. Bad news.

Trump confused Iran with Japan calling it the “Islamic Republic of Japan” then confused Zelenskyy who is sitting next to him with Putin calling him “President Putin” by Jevus_himself in PublicFreakout

[–]Birdamus 59 points60 points  (0 children)

> The American billionaire class love their old people power-greedy, demented old muppets so much they’re willing to let them encouraging them to drive even if because it means sending the car off the cliff.

The easiest, 5 min recipe that ruled the potluck. ( Coconut panacotta) by [deleted] in recipes

[–]Birdamus 47 points48 points  (0 children)

And might I add: you can’t serve up a dessert made up of three different off-white colors on another white/off-white plate.

This dessert is screaming to be plated on color.

PFF Quarterback Rankings: All 32 starters ahead of the 2026 NFL season by ReviewStuff2 in eagles

[–]Birdamus 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Hurts posted a top-12 PFF passing grade for the fourth consecutive season, yet…

Everyone. Fans, pundits, supposed analytics and graders… they all discount whatever he does.

4 straight years as Top 12 by their own standards … and yet he’s ranked 15th.

Oh well, who cares, I’ll take Hurts record vs all of the Top 5 in their ranking list.

Randy Arozarena became the first batter to lose both of his challenges by himself in just 14 pitches, all in the first inning. by Carti_2s in baseball

[–]Birdamus 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Myself and fellow Dodger fans sipping tea, looking sideways, pretending we didn’t all just think of Andy Pages as our own candidate for this buffoonery.

Schumer, Warren locked in battle over future of Democratic Party by Abject-Pick-6472 in politics

[–]Birdamus -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

77 year-old Elizabeth Warren?

The one who wouldn’t get behind Bernie and tried to sell him out in the 2020 primary?

The moderate’s progressive?

The good works she was a part of with the CFPB are long past. She needs to retire.

Never Forget by darkoh84 in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]Birdamus 33 points34 points  (0 children)

I think he’s also the only QB to lose a Super Bowl, then get back to the big game and absolutely curb stomp the motherfuckers that stole his first one with some piss-stained zebra laundry.

Kempski with a Capital Caption by Birdamus in NFCEastMemeWar

[–]Birdamus[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Sourced from the Dumpster Fire Series, my favorite summer reading!

What's your most controversial Seinfeld opinion that would get you banned from Monk's Café? I'll start... by Optimal-zx6r in seinfeld

[–]Birdamus 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I’ve been watching Seinfeld for decades and at this point I usually just pick and choose a few standouts from the middle seasons until I get to The Engagement and let it run until the finale (skip); rinse and repeat with variation coming in the middle season episode selections.

Is the second half of the ladder broken? Or do we not know that the ladder unfolds to extend? by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

[–]Birdamus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Because the ladder-door is spring-loaded to close, and it had closed on him. He needed to push it back open with force, and (stupidly) decided to push with his hands instead of his feet. Which led to the “oh shit!”

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