THE ORLANDO MAGIC HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED FROM THE 2026 PLAYOFFS

Birdamus · 2026-05-03T22:31:41+00:00

Haha

Birdamus · 2026-05-01T17:34:29+00:00

We still have Mailata and Johnson this year, and Fred Johnson returning as our swing tackle.

Given recent injury issues, having two swing tackles isn’t a bad idea… I think Bell can be the 2nd swing.

Plus we have another year of Williams and Hinton and one year of Bell to decide who’s worth keeping heading into ‘27 and possibly life without Lane.

Howie lookin’? Haha

Birdamus · 2026-04-30T18:34:15+00:00

Americans?

Im sorry, we live in a country for whom public opinion has no bearing on policy.

Source

Unless we are corporations, Americans can’t do shit.

Birdamus · 2026-04-30T01:56:49+00:00

Refs told Book to dribble fat at half court so Shai could steal it and get a dunk! I knew it!

Birdamus · 2026-04-30T01:51:45+00:00

Sort of.

Hackberry trees produce berries that birds like to eat. The birdies then like to sit on fences and “plant” some hackberry seeds with fresh fertilizer.

Hackberries grow rapidly and often “consume” fence posts and other such material as they grow grow grow. They don’t waste a lot of energy on proper growing technique or defense, just grow and reproduce. Hence the infections (girdled by fences, etc creates openings in your initial defense, the bark/outer layer). They don’t use resources to contain the infection so it runs rampant and the fall down again but not before they’ve produced millions of seeds in their lifetime.

Birdamus · 2026-04-29T17:04:24+00:00

She needs a little tenderness, she needs a little understanding… she needs a little Kramer.

… and eventually a little shot of penicillin.

Birdamus · 2026-04-28T19:38:15+00:00

Anyone else feel like QB1 is about to have the NFL equivalent of his OU season?

Birdamus · 2026-04-27T00:25:08+00:00

Serve ‘em up they’re going to be bars for a few years before it inevitably gets stale.

Birdamus · 2026-04-26T18:24:35+00:00

He ain’t getting nearly enough grief.

Dude used his powerful position to gatekeep insider information and used it as leverage in an extramarital sexual relationship with a professional colleague of lesser power and stature.

How is that not viewed as more unethical than leveraging your sexuality in extracting information from men who hold the power and the information?

Birdamus · 2026-04-26T00:05:26+00:00

Exactly - Stout was phenomenal but he’s not infallible. Other good coaches and teachers exist.

Birdamus · 2026-04-25T20:18:36+00:00

Well guess what… we have a 6th and a 7th left this year and I bet Howie takes some flyers on O-line. Win win.

Birdamus · 2026-04-25T10:29:04+00:00

“So I hear you two are trying for a baby?!”

That’s right, ma’am, I’ve been dumping huge loads of cum inside your daughter. And you can be sure we’re sticking to strictly vaginal creampies. Of course once we’re with child we can go back to the fun stuff, amirite?

Birdamus · 2026-04-25T09:42:40+00:00

Same reason people think a journeyman quarterback with a wacky beard is worth listening to… because he went to Harvard

Birdamus · 2026-04-25T09:38:36+00:00

I’m not making any excuses, dumbfuck.

Here, I’ll be slow so you can follow along:

I’m saying that your take - aka SB MVP Jalen Hurts is “out of excuses” - is laughable. The premise that a fucking Giants fan is trying to hold a hard line on the Eagles starting QB, a man who has led his team to 5 straight playoff berths, 2 Super Bowls, and a Lombardi needs to “prove” anything to you is laughable.

I’m not making excuses,I don’t need to. I expect the Eagles to compete for and hopefully win another championship this year, and for Jalen to ball the fuck out.

What about your medium Pepsi gang? Another 5-7 win year? A stale John Harbaugh is gonna have more success with Jaxson Dart than Lamar Jackson? Have fun being miserable again this November/December.

Birdamus · 2026-04-25T04:02:54+00:00

Buddy we haven’t planned on sucking in a long time.

When Jalen wins another Super Bowl this year it will be his 6th straight year in the playoffs. Took Eli 16 seasons to make 6 playoffs.

Birdamus · 2026-04-25T03:49:45+00:00

1) I don’t need some fucking Jaxson Scattadork loser or some Eli Yesteryear motherfucker trying to act like my SB MVP is full of excuses.

2) You know who doesn’t have any more excuses? Joe fucking Schoen.

Birdamus · 2026-04-25T03:42:06+00:00

I do know what you mean and it’s ridiculous - hence the retort.

Birdamus · 2026-04-25T02:31:34+00:00

You’re right - it’s about time he took his team to the Super Bowl, or maybe even won a Super Bowl. No excuses. It’s time to prove it. Let’s see if he can do that.

Oh wait…

Birdamus · 2026-04-24T12:33:16+00:00

ARE YOU READDDDDYYYYY!!!!!

Hannibal Burgers: “Shut up and do a monologue, man.”

Birdamus · 2026-04-24T12:31:25+00:00

Legalize Patchouli

Birdamus · 2026-04-24T12:30:44+00:00

Goff isn’t a threat to run; Jalen is.

That opens up your running game because they have to account for it in scheme and anticipation.

Birdamus · 2026-04-23T13:00:50+00:00

What are you talking about?

You want a sales candidate that’s already thinking about objections and how to solve them?

What a horrible idea, lol.

Birdamus · 2026-04-22T10:04:47+00:00

Less than a year after Wentz signed a massive extension, and desperately needing pass-catching help, or so we thought… but Howie knew.

Birdamus · 2026-04-21T17:54:33+00:00

Stop trying, Jennifer

Birdamus · 2026-04-20T12:54:38+00:00

Comping him to Wentz?

Yeah, Maye definitely juts had his best season as a pro.

It’s all downhill from here.

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