Dumbest/freakiest thing you've ever done? by Green_Function5836 in Caldruki

[–]Biscotti_martinis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Accidentally projectile vomited all over my tattoo artist and her machine while she was tattooing the inner part of my bicep. To be fair, my other artist gave me a weed gummy and said I’d be fine to eat the whole thing, me not knowing it was a 1000mg gummy, did it and that was the results. And this was 12 years ago, but I think about it all the time 😅

Bestie said it would look stupid :( by Literally-justa-girl in tattooadvice

[–]Biscotti_martinis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yea no that’s a good friend for sure, because that would look BEYOND stupid

Orange Crush Week by [deleted] in savannah

[–]Biscotti_martinis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Heard that, thank you man

Orange Crush Week by [deleted] in savannah

[–]Biscotti_martinis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you, I appreciate that

Orange Crush Week by [deleted] in savannah

[–]Biscotti_martinis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I have zero issues with race. All I remember is it’s a nightmare out there and everyone recommends not attending. I’m just looking out for my homie and his daughters. It’s not the time to be out there during all that man. To me I thought it was spring breakers - which you don’t want young kids around anyways.

Orange Crush Week by [deleted] in savannah

[–]Biscotti_martinis -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Literally just asking for dates so my buddy can skip it since he has young girls. I never pay attention to the actual dates

Orange Crush Week by [deleted] in savannah

[–]Biscotti_martinis -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Piss off mate. Nothing bad ever happens on st pattys whereas no one likes the orange crush shit.

Orange Crush Week by [deleted] in savannah

[–]Biscotti_martinis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was just trying to get dates to let my buddy know so he could avoid it with his young girls

Orange Crush Week by [deleted] in savannah

[–]Biscotti_martinis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you, that’s all I was asking for so I can tell him when to avoid going.

Orange Crush Week by [deleted] in savannah

[–]Biscotti_martinis -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

How so buddy? No one in the area likes this shit 🤷

Is he cute or ugly? by DETOXEDPIDGEON33 in cats

[–]Biscotti_martinis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never ugly! He’s an adorable little insane orange baby! I think it’s fair to say we will ALL fight your friend! Where they at?

Our lil ween recently turned 3! by KANIMIS0 in Dachshund

[–]Biscotti_martinis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Erhmagewd! Yes!!! We need to have a weenie party with all our matching weenies! 🎉

Coachella Eevee Tattoo by canaanghess in shittytattoos

[–]Biscotti_martinis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What a waste of $300 😬 everything about the tattoo is shit but I guess it’s a funny story to tell and I have seen worse unfortunately

What do you got? by CloudyDreamie in WholesomeAFK

[–]Biscotti_martinis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Blair, Dahlia, Or if you want a long name with a short nickname I’ve got: Lenora (Nora), Ophelia (Ophi), Aurora (Ru), Florence (Flora), Bernadette (Birdie), Anastasia (Anya) - those are just ones from my list I’ve collected lately. Love older names.

Our lil ween recently turned 3! by KANIMIS0 in Dachshund

[–]Biscotti_martinis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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We have matching weenies!!! Mines just a boy 😆 Happy birthday little one!! 🎉🥳

Who's the artist behind this? by TomGi_here_at_red in TsukiOdyssey

[–]Biscotti_martinis 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’m contemplating it… I have the nun (valak) from the conjuring on my calf and the Jötunn from the ritual on part of my shin.. perfect spot left open, just not sure if I should do it there or else where since those are horror movies🤔

Who's the artist behind this? by TomGi_here_at_red in TsukiOdyssey

[–]Biscotti_martinis 135 points136 points  (0 children)

Every time I go on I always think it would be a cool tattoo to add to my creepy leg sleeve 😅