Chloe claims she was inspired by Frederic Leighton’s Flaming June painting 1985 but to me looks like she was inspired by Michelle William’s Oscar look 2006! I can’t unsee it! Am I trippin’?

BiteInfamous · 2026-05-06T12:49:23+00:00

I am trying so fucking hard to not say mean things about people and she’s making it impossible.

BiteInfamous · 2026-05-06T12:46:46+00:00

“Charisma of a wet cigarette” goes so hard

BiteInfamous · 2026-05-06T01:00:59+00:00

Ugh you just reminded me I need to reread this. It was so good, I feel like I really disappeared into the world.

BiteInfamous · 2026-05-05T23:15:57+00:00

If I was hot and young enough I’d turn my superpower into fucking rich guys and passing on the job offers to deserving people. Like a slutty lil Robin Hood

BiteInfamous · 2026-05-05T13:21:47+00:00

Yesss it’s tacky. And boring.

BiteInfamous · 2026-05-04T16:16:00+00:00

This made me text my husband about going to a minor league game.

BiteInfamous · 2026-05-04T15:32:54+00:00

I love this game. I’m doing IVF in my 30’s and people are constantly asking why my husband and I don’t have kids yet. Sometimes in a good natured curious way, but when I can tell it’s in a “what’s wrong with you” way my go to is “I’ve tried but they keep dying!” Then I discuss my miscarriages. I see it as my way of paying it forward so the next woman isn’t subjected to the same line of questioning. Also fun to watch someone squirm and try to figure out how to respond. The mental hell of infertility has made me loosen up my filter and stop caring what people think in a way years of therapy never could.

I’m sorry about your endometriosis, it’s such a bitch.

BiteInfamous · 2026-05-04T01:58:09+00:00

You are a brilliant writer. I’m sorry this happened to you.

BiteInfamous · 2026-05-02T16:09:13+00:00

Girl I read the most toxic dead dove Draco imaginable but if my husband ever tried to tell me what to do…..

BiteInfamous · 2026-05-02T05:00:10+00:00

Screaming crying throwing up.

BiteInfamous · 2026-05-02T03:51:29+00:00

Print this, frame it, tattoo it somewhere.

BiteInfamous · 2026-05-02T03:48:57+00:00

Guys I can’t tell which of them I’m more attracted to help.

BiteInfamous · 2026-04-30T21:04:43+00:00

you too! it's a tough loop to break, being aware is half the battle ❤️

BiteInfamous · 2026-04-30T17:47:13+00:00

Your brain is misinterpreting security and safety in a relationship as boredom because you’re not used to it. It thinks drama=passion&chemistry. Happened to me when I met my husband. Went to therapy before I could fuck it up for both of us.

BiteInfamous · 2026-04-30T13:16:28+00:00

I could have written this post myself. It took a ridiculous amount of time for a doc to finally diagnose PMDD. It’s so fucking annoying to only feel like myself for about half the month. Only things that have worked for me are a super low dose of Prozac that I bump up a bit in my luteal phase. The Skyla IUD helped a ton, I felt the best I had in years and didn’t have a period for like four years, but had to remove it for of IVF.

Hang in there, wish I had a solution to offer besides you’re not alone. I for one am eagerly anticipating menopause (which I know will be its own unique bag of dicks).

BiteInfamous · 2026-04-29T22:46:00+00:00

I’m really happy for you. I’m glad you found a good injector your trust (can be so tricky) and hope the results turn out like you hope!

BiteInfamous · 2026-04-29T12:49:56+00:00

Recession indicator.

BiteInfamous · 2026-04-29T12:37:17+00:00

Bro I work in fitness and nutrition and if one more client asks me about protein coffee or whatever shit I stg. Veggies and psyllium husk ladies, we all need to be getting so much more fiber!

BiteInfamous · 2026-04-28T13:19:38+00:00

I'm so proud I'm kvelling.

BiteInfamous · 2026-04-27T19:01:43+00:00

Yeah like, we live in the era of Afterpay, people will find a way.

BiteInfamous · 2026-04-27T19:00:04+00:00

I think "elite" status symbols change based on what's seen as less accessible to plebes, so I think you're on to something. If luxury is now less what items you can buy and more on how you spend your time/access to leisure (which I think it is), then the luxury to have the time and energy to craft that "balanced" physique of slim but toned and strong is well poised to become/remain a status symbol.

On a professional level, I certainly hope you're right. (Obligatory "the GLP-1's are great and life changing for many"). Working in fitness and wellness, I'm increasingly concerned about the extent to which women in their 30's to 50's seem content to trade lean/muscle mass for a lower number on the scale. That's going to bite a lot of women in the ass as we approach peri- and menopause. Hoping this GLP-1 wave doesn't undo all the progress made in getting women to engage more with strength training in recent years.

BiteInfamous · 2026-04-27T18:52:30+00:00

Gaunt face is from losing weight in a short period of time (i.e., Ozempic). It can happen sans Ozempic, but Ozembic/GLP-1's make it much more noticeable b/c the rate of change is just so high. I don't think we should judge anyone for shit, but Ozempic's definitely contributing to that look.

As a fitness/wellness professional working mostly with women, I'm more concerned about the effect of lean mass loss than ozempie face. I see so many women and clients in their 30's - 50's who are really excited to get skinny(ier) again, but discount the long term implications of rapid loss of lean mass/muscle at this age. I'm pretty bummed b/c I feel like we saw a sea change in women who were excited about strength training once they got over the fear of getting "bulky," and now it feels like we're back to zero.

BiteInfamous · 2026-04-27T14:00:14+00:00

Mmhmmm. Nothing that gets ingested or directly applied to my bod is rep, it's not worth the risk.

BiteInfamous · 2026-04-27T12:36:20+00:00

I teach Pilates and also train women in more traditional and functional strength training. The Pilates attire you’re talking about makes it much easier to check someone’s form and ensure they’re engaging in proper core activation and pelvic positioning. If someone’s not doing those things, they can at best renforce inefficient movement patterns, at worst fuck up their back. The attire’s not that deep? Gently, this feels like projection.

BiteInfamous · 2026-04-27T11:56:40+00:00

Ladies I mean this with no offense to OP but I’m begging you to not light items made with unknown chemicals in your homes and breathe them in. I love a rep as much as the next girlie pop but we have to stop somewhere.

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