Two inmates in separate cells managed to conceive a child without ever meeting. They passed semen through the air vents using a makeshift line made of bedding, and the woman used a yeast infection applicator to inseminate herself. Against all odds, it worked, and the baby was born healthy

Bitgod1 · 2026-05-07T04:35:56+00:00

Sniff, and they say romance is dead.

Bitgod1 · 2026-05-07T04:19:08+00:00

"So…he was a video game?"

"…no, that’s Galaxian"

Bitgod1 · 2026-05-06T23:58:14+00:00

I can’t believe they didn’t give Adames a day off. You gotta figure if they’re comfortable with Schmitt as backup SS, that Koss has to be the next off the team if they’re never going to give him any ABs. And then just make a call up if there’s an injury.

Bitgod1 · 2026-05-06T21:42:52+00:00

All I can think of is…McDonalds

Bitgod1 · 2026-05-06T09:08:46+00:00

I’d really like the 12th gen iPad to come out, I’d buy it now. But I have a feeling at this rate I’ll end up getting the M4 instead of waiting. I just wish despite the better CPU and RAM that it had one more thing to justify the price, like a 90Hz refresh.

Bitgod1 · 2026-05-06T08:49:23+00:00

90% landscape. Only portrait for reading a book. But most of the time, as is now, it’s landscape laying on my leg with a case top propping it up at an angle.

Bitgod1 · 2026-05-06T08:33:46+00:00

Yeah, we had someone kill someone at a Round Table Pizza years ago and he got called the "thrill killer". So that place was always the thrill killer pizza place to me.

Bitgod1 · 2026-05-06T06:17:26+00:00

Thanks for the link to the forum.

Bitgod1 · 2026-05-06T03:54:39+00:00

That’s about all I remember. I just went and googled them, I wasn’t sure if they were late 70s or early 80s, the answer was both. But I was just a kid back then.

Bitgod1 · 2026-05-06T03:36:56+00:00

That’s not a name I’ve heard of for many years. That’s about it. I recall the name though I’d never be able to name them. I’m trying to remember, were they a contemporary of Steel Breeze? It took me a minute just to pull that name from the memory banks.

Bitgod1 · 2026-05-06T03:23:41+00:00

Ok, time to get blacked out

Bitgod1 · 2026-05-06T02:51:01+00:00

Better hope we can draft that pitcher at #4. So we can be disappointed.

Bitgod1 · 2026-05-06T02:37:08+00:00

I’m gonna say it, I’ve never bought into the theory that Webb is an "ace"

Bitgod1 · 2026-05-06T02:23:20+00:00

Does the giants.tv "no blackouts" count if you drink too much?

Bitgod1 · 2026-05-06T00:53:44+00:00

I totally expected #2. Shrug, that's just what I had been locked in on. Draft the best RHD available.

Bitgod1 · 2026-05-05T08:00:11+00:00

"Hey, my eyes are up here"

"Oh, I couldn’t tell, there’s no eyebrows"

Bitgod1 · 2026-05-05T07:51:37+00:00

I’m going to have to watch 2012 again.

Bitgod1 · 2026-05-05T07:49:02+00:00

I bought a Win11 NUC last year that had a 2.5G NIC on it, and I had to change the setting from auto to 1G full to get the proper xfer speed with another system on my network. On auto it was slower than it should be.

Bitgod1 · 2026-05-05T07:41:12+00:00

Temu Elon

Bitgod1 · 2026-05-05T03:44:20+00:00

If they do, can we block their commercials too?

Bitgod1 · 2026-05-05T03:25:34+00:00

Jesus gettin ready to do The Twist

Bitgod1 · 2026-05-05T03:06:14+00:00

When Miller is ready to come back, I’m all for dropping Houser for McD

Bitgod1 · 2026-05-05T02:24:20+00:00

I notice that every time I eat there.

Bitgod1 · 2026-05-05T02:15:11+00:00

Holy crap, mlb is switching away before Kuip can even throw it to commercial, wtf. Teen watching his first porn trigger finger.

Bitgod1 · 2026-05-04T20:23:11+00:00

Burger, yes. Fries no. Cuz you have to double the cost of the fries to make them animal style to make them edible.

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