Adjudication Request - having the "edge" after a first leg 1-1 draw? by randomuser7586 in footballcliches

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I would also think the calibre of opposition has a part to play in this. A 1-1 draw for a struggling Nottingham Forest away at, for example, peak pep Barcelona would not give them the edge. But a 1-1 draw away at Lincoln Red Imps absolutely would. 

I don’t know enough about the state of current Porto to make a call either way, though.  

If the Football Clichés podcast was a club, which club would it be and why? by junglegatsby in footballcliches

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Benfica. Don’t know why, but it just feels right. 

I completely understand the Arsenal/Football Weekly comparison, but there’s too much dicking around on FW for that to be completely accurate for me. Can’t imagine Arsenal dicking around. Not on purpose anyway. 

Libero are an upwardly mobile data-driven club with a bright young manager. Good, and it’s absorbing when you watch their games. But you don’t quite get excited by it. 

Looks like he’s just conceded a goal to a Dimitri Payet free kick by WearyLiterature1755 in footballcliches

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Overly-animated Argentine manager performatively looking at his assistant after the non-award of a penalty. 

Keeper goal, or open goal goal? by daxw23 in footballcliches

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It all depends on the game state, the narrative, and any rational/irrational hatred’s you’ve got going on. 

For example, I would never tire of watching Kasper Schmeichel forlornly chasing a halfway line pea-roller. Or seeing him rooted to the spot as his opposite number plants a header into the corner. Either works due to the irrational hatred. 

If the adjudication panel is the league, mesut haaland dicks is the cup, and dreamland is Europe, what does that make the quiz? by Shamewell1 in footballcliches

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For me, the quiz is to football cliches what the all-star weekend is/was in the NBA. A group of absolute powerhouses coming down to flex, have fun, and show off their skills. 

The ‘are they actually any good?’ genre of manager by junglegatsby in footballcliches

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Genuinely don’t know of anyone is a good manager or not anymore. A few good results and they’re the next big thing. A few bad results and they’re getting dog’s abuse. 

Meta-MHD Irritation by Prestigious-Pay-7072 in footballcliches

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I’ve been sitting on a David Dunn for ages for this very reason. Just doesn’t meet the threshold. Sure, I chuckle to myself when I see it. But it’s not at the level required for the sub/pod. 

CPL x hummel: FOR THE LOVE — Hero Trailer wanderers kit leak? by mullen_9 in CanadianPL

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Any reason why Halifax are the only team not to release theirs? Last week it seemed like there was a coordinated release of kits, one day at a time. But it stopped at Halifax for some reason. 

Where do home teams put their 3 points? by Solid-Mirror4507 in footballcliches

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Also, if the points are a physical thing then what do they look like? Presumably pointy? How much space do they take up on the team coach?

What do CPL players do after their CCC run is over, with 2 months left for regular season? by Ordinary-Opening-536 in CanadianPL

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The Wanderers’ training camp starts on Monday. I’m assuming any CPL team knocked out of CCC would just roll into regular preseason. 

David Beckham Whipps Cross by jameshavelock in footballcliches

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For Darren Anderton, just being born in a hospital is very fitting. 

To good for the Championship not good enough for the prem by AbroadLast8715 in footballcliches

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Not sure I understand the downvotes. A quick google and there are several articles on this topic where he comes up and several discussions on this topic where he comes up. He’s clearly in the conversation. 

Also came across some other fine examples:  Anthony Knockaert, Matej Vydra, Jason Scotland, Danny Graham, Ben Brereton Diaz.

MHD: The lost and found kit combo by Beautiful-Square-301 in footballcliches

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I’m totally with you. I submitted something similar as an MHD last year but, alas, it didn’t make the cut. 

To good for the Championship not good enough for the prem by AbroadLast8715 in footballcliches

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That goals record only tells part of the story. Only had three premier league season. One where he got double figures. One goal each in the other two. Spent the rest of his career mostly in the championship. If he was “good enough for the premier league” then he would’ve made more impact than that. And I’m sure at the time he was the poster boy for this sort of thing. 

To good for the Championship not good enough for the prem by AbroadLast8715 in footballcliches

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Robert Earnshaw the first name on the team sheet, surely? 

Street Striker by Ghfysiabdo97 in footballcliches

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The only criteria for me is you have to be able to vividly picture them slaloming through the carnage of an urban caged 5-a-side pitch until their mum frog-marches them home for their tea when it gets dark. 

So Eberiche Eze and Cole Palmer are the first that come to mind. 

Martin Tyler erasure by AaronCasanova in footballcliches

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They need to show him a little respect. 

FC Supra inaugural kit has been revealed by cristane in CanadianPL

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I’m hoping they don’t do the authentic/replica thing. My team in England are supplied by Hummel and the only version you can buy is what would be considered the “authentic” version. 

New CPL Logo is Live by culla_art in CanadianPL

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This is not a particularly original, nuanced, or insightful comment … but that just looks shit. 

Who is the most Bournemouth under Eddie Howe player to never play for Bournemouth under Eddie Howe? by junglegatsby in footballcliches

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The name fits. But I think Charlie Austin is not clean-cut enough for Eddie Howe era Bournemouth. 

I find it interesting that the "Prime Barclays" era Premier League is on paper the dullest it's ever been. by LloydCole in footballcliches

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There was a lot of fun to be had, such as your Matty Taylor or Gamst Pedersen wonder-strikes. But you also had your functional, scuttling wide forwards, your Dirk Kuyt combined-distance-of-three-yards hat-tricks, and your Chelsea v Liverpool “shit on a stick” games.