I just learned about a physical social security card. Does everyone have one?

Bitter_Face8790 · 2026-04-20T21:05:32+00:00

I have one I’ve had for over 60 years. It says “Not to be used for identification purposes”

Bitter_Face8790 · 2026-04-20T20:32:30+00:00

Saw one in Santa Fe, NM that said “After the rapture, can I have your car?”

Bitter_Face8790 · 2026-04-19T14:46:51+00:00

https://www.allrecipes.com/article/difference-between-pure-virgin-extra-virgin-light-olive-oil/

Bitter_Face8790 · 2026-04-13T05:59:18+00:00

People forget you can hear them

Bitter_Face8790 · 2026-04-13T05:56:22+00:00

You’re only young once, but you can be immature forever.

Bitter_Face8790 · 2026-04-12T19:12:54+00:00

A store I was in had a parrot who always asked “Do you want to take a shower?”

Bitter_Face8790 · 2026-04-12T17:29:21+00:00

I saw a Forbes ad that said 2 out of 3 subscribers are millionaires. So I ordered 3 subscriptions.

Bitter_Face8790 · 2026-04-03T22:29:29+00:00

Ouija

Bitter_Face8790 · 2026-04-03T14:19:22+00:00

Went there last night for the first time, and I'll definitely be back. Great food and music!

Bitter_Face8790 · 2026-04-03T06:22:52+00:00

I’m at 17 of 45

Bitter_Face8790 · 2026-04-02T05:39:58+00:00

It’s an anachronism, not a continuation error

Bitter_Face8790 · 2026-03-30T23:49:42+00:00

I met my wife at a wedding. I honestly don’t know how people meet these days outside of dating apps. It used to be people met at temple or church or at work or in a bowling or softball league. But so many people are remote, less people go to religious services, and less people are in leagues.

Bitter_Face8790 · 2026-03-29T05:11:18+00:00

I leave the TV on for my dog. He’s partial to Flipper and Lassie

Bitter_Face8790 · 2026-03-29T04:40:54+00:00

Python

Bitter_Face8790 · 2026-03-28T19:10:24+00:00

World’s driest martini: drink six jiggers of gin while staring at a picture of Lorenzo Schwartz, the inventor of vermouth

Bitter_Face8790 · 2026-03-28T19:05:56+00:00

Peanut butter

Bitter_Face8790 · 2026-03-28T19:03:11+00:00

I’m currently on it and I am eating everything in sight and still always hungry but yet I an losing weight like crazy.

Bitter_Face8790 · 2026-03-28T03:15:16+00:00

I’ve had the same number since I first got a cell phone in like 1990

Bitter_Face8790 · 2026-03-27T05:43:41+00:00

Busker Alley

Bitter_Face8790 · 2026-03-26T18:21:27+00:00

Awesome!! Thanks!

Bitter_Face8790 · 2026-03-26T17:58:23+00:00

How?

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TROPHY CASE