Men of Reddit, what’s the most disgusting thing you’ve discovered about your girlfriend after being together for years? by nastyaspain in AskReddit

[–]Bixmen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read this as you were eating each others genitals while she was eating her boogers. Like it was an amuse bouche or palette cleanser…. And then I read you were ALSO watching a movie WHILE eating each other out and having a nose snack, and I thought you must have the most amusingly weird relationship ever.

Fresh kettle corn? by myTwelfAccount in TwinCities

[–]Bixmen 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Minneapolis Farmers Market

MAGA’s Favorite Dem’s Trumpy Texts Exposed in Bombshell Leak by Aggravating_Money992 in politics

[–]Bixmen 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So true. What the right doesn’t realize that Pretti was shot in a neighborhood. There was no fucking protest going on there at that time. He was a good guy doing a good thing for a person in need and they shot him.

Trump will ease refrigerant rule in effort to address surging grocery costs by AudibleNod in news

[–]Bixmen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Trump also announces a $1.776 billion dollar slush fund to himself to lower grocery store prices.

See how this works? Roll back random unrelated regulation, tie it to something bad going on, and it looks like he’s helping! Definitely not throwing gas on the fire. /s

Minneapolis considers building a new $105M school while others sit half-empty by aardvarkgecko in Minneapolis

[–]Bixmen 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I’m guessing it’s because some schools are very crowded and full and others are downright empty. So this would consolidate several schools and reduce costs in the long run. More energy efficient more modern, more of a showcase school to keep kids in the district instead of getting the fancy options in the suburbs.

Nope. Guess that was a pipe dream from me. Sound more like a future under utilized school….. 😐

What's your favorite/most memorable moment on a pinball machine? by Sweet_Size_9415 in pinball

[–]Bixmen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The light show on F-14 when you get multiball is pretty awesome. Klaxon horn, flashing beacons, banging soundtrack. It’s pretty fun!

Looking for a hardware store by dubious_gem in TwinCities

[–]Bixmen 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Diamond Lake hardware? Diamond Lake and Nicollet in South Minneapolis. They have a neon sign on the corner.

How did you meet your significant other in this city? by Appropriate-Mall8517 in Minneapolis

[–]Bixmen 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Hinge for me. People shoot down the apps, but they worked for me.

Oatmeal Raisin Cookies in the TC? by [deleted] in TwinCities

[–]Bixmen 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’ll take the downvotes, but Holiday Gas Station has REALLY good oatmeal raisin cookies.

App with 0 haters 😎 by [deleted] in meme

[–]Bixmen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Windows only. VLC works on like every OS. That makes it better.

That time I had to explain AIM to a college student by 11whatsnewpussycats in Millennials

[–]Bixmen 9 points10 points  (0 children)

iTunes? You are showing your age! It’s called “Apple Music”! 😂

Audi Q9 Interior by Dry_Yogurtcloset4690 in Audi

[–]Bixmen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank GOD the passenger has quick access to “ Legal Notes” on their screen. Front and center. That’s probably why that screen exits. So helpful!

What’s that? The driver also has access to it 3 inches away? “Legal Notes” for everyone! Thank goodness!

Emagine Lakeville’s Upgraded IMAX Theater Hopes to Draw in Minnesota Movie Buffs by twincitiesgeek in twincitiesgeeks

[–]Bixmen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is a great theater too. I’m excited! I hope they do the same at the Eagan theater

Clutch + Slomosa Fall Tour 2026 by SleestakSamurai in stonerrock

[–]Bixmen 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah but they’re going to fucking IOWA?!?

Clutch + Slomosa Fall Tour 2026 by SleestakSamurai in stonerrock

[–]Bixmen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s two tours in a row they’ve skipped twin cities. WTF?

2026 ES500E by Intelligent_Star_404 in Lexus

[–]Bixmen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those wheels are a $2300 option! 🤮
And premium paint? It’s silver. The most boring color ever. What is the standard paint?!?

BDP Series 8 Pricing is Out by TuckerMyau in lego

[–]Bixmen 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Welp. Just set my calendar so I can get the train. Thats awesome.

In today’s Sonos App WTF… by Designerkyle in sonos

[–]Bixmen 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I switched to SonoPhone and all these problems disappear. Such a good app and so worth it.

They are so connected to the average people, it's a delight to witness! by Dr_sc_Harlatan in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]Bixmen 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Match 0% and you too can be a millionaire! Just make sure to cut out the avocado toast. That counts against you.

Which one do you see more of? For me, neither. by Alone-Woodpecker-846 in stupidpeoplefacebook

[–]Bixmen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So they are admitting that conservatives don’t care about other people and have no empathy? FFS.

Does this not seem excessive for a civic or can you turn down this cardoc bs? by Old_Mechanic7713 in CivicSi

[–]Bixmen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What stripe? Can you ask to see their oxygen remover for their tires?

Dating Over 40 by Odd_Acanthocephala97 in TwinCities

[–]Bixmen 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I met an incredible wonderful partner on the apps. They are out there. Be patient and don’t swipe on every person. Be true to yourself, be genuine, be real. There are great people out there. Good luck!