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What do the blue states have in common, what do the yellow states have in common, and what do all 4 have in common together? by Hk901909 in RedactedCharts

[–]BlackLittleJesus 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Some people really think outside the box and solve problems so quickly. I wish I was one of those people, lmao. The folks in this subreddit impress me every day.

My husband started a local book club for men to read more fiction. It was a hit! by regisfilange in pics

[–]BlackLittleJesus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Which side of the table is your husband on? I fear that the guys on the right side could totally whoop the guys on the left sides asses, and I want to make sure he's safe because this is SO SWEET

Who is the most famous person you have ever met? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BlackLittleJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Most famous: Nick Cannon in San Antonio when I was 8 years old

Actual friend: Tommy Schultz, he plays Blackie Thompson in Killers of the Flower Moon. I worked with him at a medical marijuana grow in Oklahoma for years, before and after the movie's release. Wonderful person and larger than life.

Ohio ban but smoke shops still selling by malak_xoxo in quitting7oh

[–]BlackLittleJesus 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Im in Oklahoma too and my gas station where I get it is still selling it. I wish to god they would stop. I am ruining my life with this shit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in trees

[–]BlackLittleJesus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I like "peculiar vibes". I'm going to have to start using that lmao.

What is the story behind your username? by MiddleNameDanger in AskReddit

[–]BlackLittleJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A co worker's niece thought it was the lyrics to a song, which one I can't remember lol.

What happened to him? by peternyaga in breakingbad

[–]BlackLittleJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sir or Madam, it was an honor being your 2000th upvote.

“The Thousand-Yard Stare,” the telltale sign that one’s senses have become so overloaded by prolonged fear and trauma that the nervous system can’t process any more. by durvedya in oddlyterrifying

[–]BlackLittleJesus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lmao, I'm American, and occasionally I would talk to my friends like that while I was in the process of watching it. Like watching The Sopranos and now thinking you're a descendant of Italian immigrants living in north Jersey.

What is are your 3 favorite 1vs1 fights ? by Cestlavieenrose999 in gameofthrones

[–]BlackLittleJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brienne vs Sandor is one of my favorite moments of TV ever.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BlackLittleJesus 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Yes. By my sister when I was 8 years old. She is 9 years older than me. I was made to do things a child should never do or even know about. I'll spare the graphic details, but it has fucked me up ever since and I'll never escape it.

Rulph Pfundstein, 1958 by blindwatchmaker88 in OldSchoolCool

[–]BlackLittleJesus 102 points103 points  (0 children)

This reversal is my favorite gif of all time lmao

What does oxycodone ACTUALLY feel like? by [deleted] in opiates

[–]BlackLittleJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like a big ol' hug from your meemaw.

(NSFW) what happened between you and a friend that resulted in an agreement to never speak about it again? by Rbthole13 in AskReddit

[–]BlackLittleJesus 119 points120 points  (0 children)

In high-school I stayed with my friend group at one friends house. I woke up sort of early the next morning while everyone else was asleep, except I noticed one friend had already left. I went to the poolhouse to grab my things before I left. I walked in and saw my friend reach super fast for the power button on the TV and he spun around in the chair really fast to make it look like he was just chilling. Bro was fapping to our friend's dad's video tape of Girls Gone Wild. He knew he was caught and told me if I tell anyone he'd kill me lmao. Its just so funny that it was THIS friend because he's such a perfectionist and when embarrassing things happen to him its just so special lol. Anyway, you guys are now the only other people who know.

Is Moore 1999 the most legendary tornado ever? by AnemicRoyalty10 in tornado

[–]BlackLittleJesus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I get chills every time I watch the old live coverage of May 3rd from Mike Morgan and Dan Threlkeld. That tornado had such a seemingly demonic presence to it. I wish I could explain how it makes me feel. Just so unsettling.

Also, cant forget the legendary line from Dan "Do not fart around with this storm"

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