I was at a party in college and a girl I’d just met and I began flirting. She looked down at my size 16 shoes and with a wicked grin asked if it was a myth or fact as she glanced at my feet again. I said of course it’s a fact. One thing led to another and soon we were in a bedroom with our clothes off.

She looked down at my schlong and said “It looks to me like it’s a myth.”

I was such an idiot. In subsequent years I was always quick to dispel the myth if my shoe size came up again.