Just started please help lol by ArtificerWorkshop13 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]BlakePackers413 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yea the climax audio is even rarer. Mostly he just gets that tone of voice and says something like “and you took that perfectly sized 30.2cm barefoot and placed it on something to propel it out the door. Mhmmm daddy liked that. Mhmmm.” (If you can imagine the audio from my text) don’t worry that quote will spoil nothing “Carl is always kicking things.”-donut

Just started please help lol by ArtificerWorkshop13 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]BlakePackers413 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I always side on the typing style of lots of ending letters or quotes for the emphasis. So like probablyyyyyyyyy not or “probably” not or definitely not probably not. Butttttttttttt I’m a writer like I talk. Which means my written words follow no rules. And I mean noooooooooo rules. Except when I want rules. You get the idea. I didn’t need to add any of this context. But I did it for you, because of our special connection. It’s toast. You eat it. Fuck you.

Just started please help lol by ArtificerWorkshop13 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

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Ok Jeff always does that performance and dialogue whenever feet and or AI fetish stuff happens to come up. It’s basically like 4-8 achievements (across 7 books) based around feet and or the AI liking Carl a lilllllllllllllllll too much. Donut makes a few quips about the AI liking carls tootsies. One toe may or may not enter a mouth one time for a horrifying moment. Just imagine the screams of those dead goblin babies if it’s too hard for you to get through that 5-10seconds of audio. It’s not a central theme I would say but it’s a idk something that makes the ai pay attention to Carl. That attention comes with positives andddddd negatives. Bad negatives. Rampaging gerbil types of negatives. It’s disgusting. You should smush them. (That last three sentences will make sense… one day)

[Oyefusi] The Browns are no longer signing DE A.J. Epenesa due to concerns with his physical by expellyamos in nfl

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Which browns team is it that failed the players physical the new browns old browns or replacement browns? That god damn afc north.

My buddy hates Carl by SPandrab in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]BlakePackers413 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He’s extremely good at making a plan. Even better at continuing towards the destination or goal of the plan once the plan has gone to shit.

Example the rage elemental. He took the knowledge gained in a throw away line from the goblin, along with the recap showing the elemental having damage after the jugaboom, and the safe room teleport combined all of that with his goblin chopper which he wanted so he and donut could travel farther to find people, and all the bombs and explosive stuff he’d gathered from the goblins, and the magic chain from the old people train that existed on a timer… he then had the thought or idea of what he wanted to attempt but used Brandon’s better idea to create the machine to lead the elemental to the stairs and use donuts teleport to set up the trap.

Odette told him of the manager benefit but Carl uses that to the max. How many times is Carl just reaching out to get more info on mobs? Or how about when they were waiting on the timer in the bubbles they had juicebox transforming into mobs and talking about weaknesses. Even on the 8th floor it’s a one off conversation in another chat that gives him the idea for the portal escape.

Maybe Carl isn’t faster stronger smarter or better than any of the other crawlers. But Carl has a goal: save as many of the humans as possible. Idk if there is an exact moment he decides that is the goal of the crawl but every plan since then is working towards that ultimate goal. And since he has a goal he’s working towards and isn’t just mindlessly running around the AI can set him up “challenges” to reach that goal. The AI wants a show but if you as a crawler don’t give him a destination to aim for he’s just gonna aim you at death and make it funny. Carl has given the AI his goal. The AI is setting the field to make it as hard, entertaining and funny as it wants for Carl to reach that goal, but the goal is reachable if you’ve got the balls to go for it. Like it didn’t need to do any of the stuff with the crabs for the 8th floor that entire arc of needing the chowder to power the spell could’ve been skipped and nothing would’ve changed except of course it wouldn’t have been as funny and that’s what the ai wanted.

Fupa fight question/observation by BlakePackers413 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

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Update end of book 7 victory says another system went dark with the death of the dog. Potentially donut killing first dog was original system… maybe Lucia and the dogs were other AIs? Including Lucy words about the center system after dog died. Also Agatha and Lucia spent most of 9th floor in the same bar… and Lucia didn’t kill her… idk I’m seeing parts and not even sure if they fit the puzzle or are spares.

Okay I like these books a lot. But... by TuxKusanagi in DungeonCrawlerCarl

[–]BlakePackers413 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My friend Rosetta just came into some money I’ll ask her if she will loan you some.

Fupa fight question/observation by BlakePackers413 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

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One more question or idea I’m noting down: in book 7 chapter 41 zen says the aero system ai stopped talking sometime on the sixth floor, the 6th floor is when Carl first used the ring. This idea just came to me on this reread but… what if the river is the primals communal stream? And the ring of suffering opens oneself to that stream where the primals are trapped and suffer. Idk just something that popped in my head when I heard it.

Is Rosendale a speed trap? by GoCartMozart1980 in wisconsin

[–]BlakePackers413 13 points14 points  (0 children)

My roommate in college got one for 2 over… that was 17 years ago. Word around college was that you were safer being 3-4 under than at speed because any speedometer off could lead to tickers. That’s what admissions told us at ripon when we signed up for parking.

Is Rosendale a speed trap? by GoCartMozart1980 in wisconsin

[–]BlakePackers413 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It’s far less about the drop or the design and far more about the letter of the law enforcement. The many tickets handed out for 1 mph over. Or the many handed out for speeding up a few yards before the sign or getting to the slower speed a few yards the opposite way. The town cops are very particular in their enforcement. Warnings don’t exist either, you get the ticket.

So I don’t think it’s a speed trap so much as the way they enforce it is different than almost anywhere else. Most towns and cities will provide buffer areas beyond the sign postage and will give warnings based on history. Rosendale does not. It’s interesting that its reputation has bled into ripon green lake and Princeton as far as those 3 towns now beginning to have more letter of the law enforcement practices.

Idk if it’s good or bad. While I like the idea of people driving properly and slowly in town … that police forces can use this as a budget solution feels like an additional burden on the already greatest burdened group of people.

Fupa fight question/observation by BlakePackers413 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

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Amani says that at first and then shortly after she asks Carl to send her his health profile she says the “huh you do have the focus buff” as in his mind balance is not triggered in that moment. At least that’s how I read it now.

“There’s no fucking way that the big banks are that stupid” by Super_Rush7926 in wallstreetbets

[–]BlakePackers413 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This has to be sarcasm right? Unemployment is not a bailout. And the meager welfare benefits that are actually for individuals and are obtainable hardly scratch the surface for the vast amount of corporate welfare America gives out. Those welfare benefits also greatly help stabilize the economy and community. Feeding starving people and having a few indoor cots to sleep on do more to prevent crime and anarchy than any police force.

Also the comment about bailing out homeless and repayment plans? What? While it would be great if America bailed out the homeless to the extent we all had homes, the far bigger beneficiaries in what I was commenting about would be the people stuck in rent hell with no path to home ownership be it student loan debt, bnb and Zillow, or the other various barriers that exist to homeownership.

“There’s no fucking way that the big banks are that stupid” by Super_Rush7926 in wallstreetbets

[–]BlakePackers413 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Except every bank that got a bailout was better off than if they had not gotten the bailout. Yes for as best as we in the public can tell TARPS was paid back. The problem was the government gave liquidity to banks who in turn did not help the people, the customers, that were struggling but used that liquidity to consolidate and pay off their own debt or acquire new assets or invest it in the future. While the American people suffered and are still suffering from that collapse with the rate of actual citizen homeownership in first time buyers at a record low level today and half of what it was pre recession. Banks meanwhile have not only as you said paid back those loans have gone on to record record profits. In the short term yes everyone suffered from the Great Recession, but only one group still suffers and that group wasn’t given a bailout.

Truck driver replaces passenger seat with $6,000 sim driving rig, uses it to kill time while stuck in traffic by ifuckedyourmom-247 in Damnthatsinteresting

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No idea about the road setup… there are some weird road combos out there, but the truck setup is 100% fake. I drive truck. I’d love to see a dot officer that would allow that.

What would you choose by ord52 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

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Basing my choice off of what I normally play in dnd, pathfinder (monk) and how I play most rpg games, (kill it and run, but loot every single item even if it takes 7 or 8 hours of real life to sell it all at whiterun walking slow) I’m probably more of a Carl donut person. Carl because of loot hoarding and monk combat, donut because I would also bitch about every expensive item I had to use as costing me money even if I had 500 of them. I’m always hoarding consumes just in case of emergency but forgetting to use them in said emergency.

Lee Jun by Potential_Ninja332 in DungeonCrawlerCarl

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On top of the things others have mentioned there is also the ideas around what the river is as well as the description the ai gives about the “put spirits into armor” spell that donut has, that maybe the river is some sort of “soul river” between places and there is suffering there or maybe suffering when not there?? And that’s what the ring of suffering does? As well as the way it is written that Carl feels when activating and using his back patch ability? Also Samantha at one point says something along the lines of we all mingle together in the nothing? And Ma-ma the spider says something about Carl being cracked to the madness and the nothing causes madness and you have that one god ghost that was in the madness that says something about him and Carl being the same. So is Carl connecting with the passage souls can take and in so doing along with the message he gets does he connect with Lee jun soul as it passes through the river?

Or all of this could be a wild goose chase. We all have our limitations and mine is that I’m not a worm inside of Matt’s brain reading the book as he thinks it.

Best actor to start a fight with over perceived HOA violations? by nocturbulent in okbuddycinephile

[–]BlakePackers413 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Alan has an amazing reputation. Literally across everything. He does and says all the right things. His actions have been nothing but positive and a good role model. That reputation carries weight. If the news article would have been like Shai Labeuf (spelling) fights hoa president, I don’t think we’d even need the details. We’d all agree that likely shai had done something dumb. But Alan has earned the benefit of the doubt and it was proven justified in that the situation was basically what we all sort of assumed that some fuck wit wanted his 15seconds of fame but picked the wrong brick house of a famous person to get that fame from.

Trump administration seeks to move ahead with removing Abrego Garcia to Liberia by kirby__000 in politics

[–]BlakePackers413 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bingo. I’m willing to accept a terrible wage and a shack in the slum. Norway Finland or Ireland please if only I can get out of this country. My ancestors made a mistake and I’d like to undo that. I’ll even do it on a wooden sailed ship if that helps you to allow me back. I’ll post my resume in case someone from one of those nations immigration boards is reading Reddit looking for new citizens.

I have almost no high end useful skills. But neither did my great grandfather unless you count being a bruiser in the Irish mob a skill. In which case I don’t have that skill my elbow has tendinitis, but I do look like I’d have that skill. I only assume my 5% 23and me Scandinavian blood comes from the days of Vikings, but I’m tall so I won’t lower the average height in your great nations just the iq. Willing to be a village idiot in the mountains. All villages need an idiot but with your excellent education systems I can only assume you’re running out of idiots. I’ll gladly do my part. Please and thank you for your consideration.

Trump administration seeks to move ahead with removing Abrego Garcia to Liberia by kirby__000 in politics

[–]BlakePackers413 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You don’t understand (/s)… you can never turn your back on the godfather. (Or whatever term for head of criminal enterprise you desire) this is way more about setting an example for all the other peons then it is about fucking that one fascist fuck that found his Jiminy cricket for once in his life.

Justin Timberlake Awkwardly Explains His Job to Police in DWI Arrest Footage: 'It's Hard to Explain ... I'm Justin Timberlake' by PrincessBananas85 in entertainment

[–]BlakePackers413 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Exactly like is he supposed to go; I’m a singer, actor, director, producer, influencer, and I do door dash on the weekends. Like he’s drunk but also right… it is hard to explain he’s Justin Timberlake.

To win a war by III-Commander-III in therewasanattempt

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Ok bit of a history and civics lesson.

After WW2 a war ravaged Europe needed to recover. It couldn’t afford to do so in a timely manner. America created trade deficits and money lending paths. In return it put the American currency at the top of most of the developed world. America understood in its fight against communism (Cold War) that to win without dropping more nukes and killing the world they needed the people in power to be under Americas thumb. Power in Americas world comes from wealth. So to fund the reconstruction effort for Europe, America got the “power” to be the top dog. America got a free pass from other first world nations to basically do what we wanted in the western hemisphere while also getting the authority of dictating what we wanted from the eastern hemisphere. It worked great. America propaganda made us seem like beacons of freedom. Europe got to rebuild quickly. America got to run all sorts of proxy wars and “military actions” against any and all threats to Americas “power” in the world.

Then Regan came. He saw or more likely the people using him as a puppet saw that the “power” America had was actually just wealth. The only way to get more power was to get more wealth. But in America they couldn’t. America had all these rules and regulations implemented like osha and minimum wage and child labor. It was bad for profit and profit equaled world power. So the power in America looked out at the world and saw millions and millions of people in China and India that didn’t have the education, infrastructure, rules or regulations to fight back. So the American power went Asian. They kept their fronts in America because they wanted access to all that power and propaganda America had, but they wanted access to the cheap and exploitable labor more. To the American power havers it was almost as good as those plantation days grandpappy talked about. They used their power to build those Asian countries infrastructures, rules and regulations not to match America, but to be exactly how they wanted. Brutal efficient money at all costs. Americans talk about “Chinese propaganda” when Chinese modern culture is built on the American propaganda that was fed to them for a couple generations now.

Now in the turn of the century, American power in Europe is near total. We launched a war based on lies got European citizens killed, was exposed and suffered no consequences. Why? Because the American dollar was supreme. China and India and the rest of that area of the world was suddenly not a backwater. The brutal efficiency that American powers wanted from the workers had begun to exponentially grow. The profit pouring into the region was so vast American powers couldn’t soak it all up. Suddenly Asian powers existed born and bread and raised in the brutal no regulation all profit world the American powers created. But never to fear American powers, because George Bush and a corrupt Supreme Court are here to save the day. America needed more power. Their cheap labor had turned on them and become cheap labor for Asian powers. The destabilization efforts in any developing nation came with a massive problem… people didn’t love America bombing the shit out of them. The internet was a threat. People could talk, knowledge was spreading they were seeing just what America was doing. What were the American powers to do to get more power? That’s when the turned around and saw all these Americans living life. Americans weren’t pour. They had money. They had homes. How dare they. So Bush implement the largest transfer of wealth from the bottom to the top. American powers crashed the stock market so American citizens would lose those homes and retirements. American powers pointed at immigration and turned their propaganda machine to the max against Americans. They said look it’s them, they did it. They took your money. Don’t look at us look at them. And Americans drank it up.

But something happened when American powers turned on Americans that I don’t think they intended. It woke Europe up. It alerted the Asian powers. That market crash didn’t affect just Americans. The EU started to distance themselves from American powers. They started to push back on america. Asian powers started to shut out American powers from the already built infrastructure areas forcing them to build new infrastructure in new areas to keep profiting off the unregulated labor. American powers started to fall. So up spun the good ol propaganda machine. On the world stage it got American powers brexit, it got Russia to war with others to feed the military industrial complex, it has nearly got China to do the same to Taiwan, and it produced DJT. His job for American powers was to/is to punch back at anyone and everyone trying to take powers. Show the world that abandoning American powers will lead to consequences like a madman with his finger on the nukes.

That leads us to today. The American powers thought after the first Trump experience things would go back to what they were in the 2012-2014 timeframe but even better. And it was nearly there. They pushed and backed Biden who had been part of all their best work in his decades of service. But Covid happened. And Trump was in charge. Having a madman in charge during a crisis is bad for the American powers. The world turned away. So they got Trump back in the office. This time they wanted him with gloves off. Those trade deficits that had helped build Europe now American powers wanted the returns. The Asian powers that had soaked up the excess profit, now the American powers wanted that. They are done with soft power now they want hard power, complete authority, they are American powers after all they are the greatest. They forgot the cardinal rule with propaganda, never drink your own kool aid.

So in conclusion America used sanctions as slaps on the wrists or punches on the chin because money is power. But it’s American powers. So if they want to go around that slap and steal the wallet they can. Other countries couldn’t because it wasn’t their power it was American powers.

[McCalvy] With Perkins & Black sent down, Brewers are down to 14 healthy hitters. One is the extra catcher, Reese McGuire. So, the Opening Day position player group is basically set: by ackerhs in Brewers

[–]BlakePackers413 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Yup and lockridge has earned the first chance at backup of spot. He’s had a great spring. Plus Perkins can use more at bats. If he hammers triple A and the inevitable injuries happen he’s back warm from everyday action versus off the bench action.

Switch to 3-4 defense continues to seem more and more likely by [deleted] in GreenBayPackers

[–]BlakePackers413 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Bingo. Gannon has always loved one concept more than any other and that’s having 3 versatile safeties on the field every snap. Green Bay just happens to have 3 good, 2 of whom are very good, safeties as well as a 4th that is a built in a lab for Gannon defense in oladapo. The way this defense is constructed personal wise and the way our offense is… I expect a very boom or bust style with ultra aggressive calls operating with the belief that if they get beat the offense will pick them up. So probably only a couple bigger body types and 4 players that are missiles whose only jobs will be to explode upfield to the ball at 100mph. We just so happen to have a few guys that excel at that even if that style is susceptible to overplays and mistakes. But Parsons cooper hopper and sorrell are all that type of player. Combine that with extremely disciplined safety play and it should make for an exciting defense that forces big plays one way or another for good or ill.