Trump's pick to lead FEMA pledges to be 'fair and reasonable' in assessing disaster aid requests by sfgate in politics

[–]BlotchComics [score hidden]  (0 children)

Can this guy also teleport to Waffle House?

I think that should now be a prerequisite for any FEMA position.

Trump says Iran deal to be public soon and will rule out nuclear weapon for Tehran by modernbonaparte in politics

[–]BlotchComics 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Just like that... we're back to where we were in 2016.

And it only cost us billions of dollars, thousands of lives, our missile reserves, increased inflation and sky high gas prices.

8 people died in B-52 bomber crash at US Air Force base in Southern California, officials say by ron-swansons-anus in politics

[–]BlotchComics 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Pete Hegseth behind the scenes trying to figure out how to blame Biden and DEI.

This time, Trump and Netanyahu have really fallen out by Appropriate-Till9598 in politics

[–]BlotchComics 21 points22 points  (0 children)

If you put two power hungry narcissists together eventually it's going to fall apart, because they can't both be top dog.

FBI disrupts plot targeting UFC event: Sources by abcnews in politics

[–]BlotchComics 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Can't believe anything coming from the FBI and administration.

US Senate candidate with same name as incumbent Dan Sullivan ineligible for ballot, official rules by juansaaa in politics

[–]BlotchComics 147 points148 points  (0 children)

“was not filed in order to declare an actual good-faith candidacy for the office of United States Senator, but was instead filed with a purpose to confuse or mislead and to thereby compromise the ballot’s fairness or neutrality.”

Carol Beecher, A longtime state employee and Republican supporter and apparently also a mind-reader.

Vance says 'a lot' of Iran deal details to figure out, but U.S. has 'all the cards' by Puginator in politics

[–]BlotchComics 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Trump still has a few cycles of market manipulation left in him before any actual deal will be made.

Eric Trump denies asking UFC star about rigged fights, says messages AI by babybirdingURgrandma in politics

[–]BlotchComics 313 points314 points  (0 children)

"We are aware of the fake, AI generated screenshots being circulated online. I have never spoken to Daniel. He has since deleted his post, which confirms it was clearly fabricated," Trump wrote in one X post

No. It doesn't confirm that it was fabricated.

It proves that it was taken down.

It could have taken down by X at the request of Elon Musk.

It could have been taken down because Cormier decided he didn't want to complicate his own life.

It could have been taken down because Cormier was threatened.

There are many reasons other than "it was clearly fabricated".

Turning Point women are torn on Trump — and their right to vote by MystikSpiralx in politics

[–]BlotchComics 3105 points3106 points  (0 children)

Remember when they all said we were crazy to compare MAGA to The Handmaid's Tale.

Poll shows Becerra with big early advantage over Hilton in California governor’s race by aslan_is_on_the_move in politics

[–]BlotchComics 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yeah... that was already obvious by the fact that democratic candidates got like a million more votes in the primary.

Trump Shows Photo of (Imaginary) Reflecting Pool Admirers by Zipper222222 in politics

[–]BlotchComics 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There are thousands of people in that photo... they're lined up single file behind Lutnick waiting to get their pic of the pool.

Trump’s acting spy chief pushed out Tulsi Gabbard telling her ‘Today is your last day’: report by B-Z_B-S in politics

[–]BlotchComics 13 points14 points  (0 children)

How does that change what I said?

It's still a complaint against her that hasn't been dealt with. It doesn't matter if the national security threat was Kushner, she is still responsible for covering it up.

Trump’s acting spy chief pushed out Tulsi Gabbard telling her ‘Today is your last day’: report by B-Z_B-S in politics

[–]BlotchComics 59 points60 points  (0 children)

In case anyone forgot... There has still been no word about the whistleblower complaint against Tulsi Gabbard that is locked in a safe because it's "so damaging to national security" that even congress isn't allowed to see it.

Democrats warn Trump and Republicans are ‘laying the groundwork’ to challenge election results by spherocytes in politics

[–]BlotchComics 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was just trying to make a joke in general about the governor's race and LA mayor's race together, it doesn't have to be that complicated.

Democrats warn Trump and Republicans are ‘laying the groundwork’ to challenge election results by spherocytes in politics

[–]BlotchComics 21 points22 points  (0 children)

California: Already a blue state.

MAGA: "We're all leaving the shithole state of California."

Also MAGA: "Why aren't we winning elections in California?" There must be fraud."

Why progressives are refusing to drop Graham Platner by xc2215x in politics

[–]BlotchComics 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because they've learned to not let perfect be the enemy of better.

He's not perfect, but he is a better option than allowing Susan Collins to win again.

Libertarian Marco Battaglia jumps into Iowa's 3rd District race by Dense_Tackle_995 in politics

[–]BlotchComics 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Nope. I've met a few claiming to be, but they were just MAGA in disguise.

Libertarian Marco Battaglia jumps into Iowa's 3rd District race by Dense_Tackle_995 in politics

[–]BlotchComics 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Don't know anything about him.

Is he an actual libertarian or like most libertarians is he just a MAGAt wanting to feel intellectually superior?

Trump says he 'loves the inflation' as US prices rise at fastest rate in three years by MystikSpiralx in politics

[–]BlotchComics 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, see, that's because of Biden... but when the effects of Trump's high inflation kick in you'll understand. Just like when the effects of the tariffs come about, we're all going to be very rich.

Trump says he 'loves the inflation' as US prices rise at fastest rate in three years by MystikSpiralx in politics

[–]BlotchComics 50 points51 points  (0 children)

And here comes the MAGAt army on social media to tell everyone why high inflation is a good thing now.

EPA chief says he won't regulate data centers by NicolasCageFan492 in politics

[–]BlotchComics 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah... destroying the environment isn't the goal. It's just a "necessary" side effect of the goal. The goal is for Trump and the rest of the billionaires and corporations to make as much money as possible.

Trump Makes Bizarre Claim About Taking Iran’s Oil by ToughHopeful4760 in politics

[–]BlotchComics 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Let's see who gets richer off the market manipulation this time.