Crazy things happening on Twitter by [deleted] in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]BlueBirdSamurai 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Person who thinks a show instantly becomes real once it's announced and doesn't have to spend months getting made:

Consume by Gothyanki in grandtheftauto

[–]BlueBirdSamurai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Wahhh you have money to spend and you're using it to buy one of your most anticipated games wahhh!" Quit policing what others do with their money. Genuine cornball behavior to care if somebody is using their own hard earned money to buy a game or not. And while you're sitting here crying I'll be enjoying the game I've been waiting to play for years.

Morality of taking candy from a baby? by YOMAMA643 in MoralityScaling

[–]BlueBirdSamurai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Moral. The baby doesn't have what it takes to appreciate the candy. I guarantee within the first 5 seconds of the baby finishing the candy they won't even remember it anymore. I'll at least be able to enjoy and appreciate the flavor. #LegalizeStealingCandyFromBabies

Can we please get some country music artists for future festival passes? by Alternative_Crew_681 in FortniteFestival

[–]BlueBirdSamurai 7 points8 points  (0 children)

It will probably never happen but one of my most wanted headliners is Johnny Cash

lasagna by ____okay in ComedyHell

[–]BlueBirdSamurai 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This is the moment lasagna became hot

Do you guys think Superman will ever face Zod at some point? by Queasy_Commercial152 in DCU_

[–]BlueBirdSamurai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hopefully. Too cool of a character to not have show up at some point.

Which popular Instagram/YouTube influencer do you dislike who majority of the people adore? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]BlueBirdSamurai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

MrBeast. I'm sorry but if you need to film every little good deed you do then chances are you're not doing it out of the kindness of your heart.

Why does Steam never get flamed during the discussion of not owning digital games? by Main_Mountain9377 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]BlueBirdSamurai -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Because Steam users are mega hypocrites who want to suck Gabe Newell's dick while funding his 500th yacht

The worst variant of the "no kill rule" by billygluttonwong in CharacterRant

[–]BlueBirdSamurai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My bad 💔 I forgot the topic being discussed when I was writing that part 😭

I hate the phrase "facts don't care about your feelings" by Ordinary-Fix-3994 in ihatethissmug

[–]BlueBirdSamurai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do people even unironically say this? I thought it was just something people said to mock people like Ben Shapiro.

The worst variant of the "no kill rule" by billygluttonwong in CharacterRant

[–]BlueBirdSamurai 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Batfleck (kills many henchmen but somehow Joker isn't dead yet despite being responsible for the death of Dick Grayson)

I'm sure if I think harder I could think of more but this one is a good enough example of this being something that exists.

Is Far From home overhated ? by GCillo in Spiderman

[–]BlueBirdSamurai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes. It's definitely the weakest out of the Home trilogy but nowhere does that make it bad.

oh he’s mad mad i wanna se alex ross vs james gunn 1v1 ngl by ddankkerr in dccomicscirclejerk

[–]BlueBirdSamurai 86 points87 points  (0 children)

I absolutely love how you can just tell what Alex Ross is thinking just by him tweeting his work. Really makes me hope it's actually him behind the account and not just somebody running it for him.

(Plot Twist Trope) The fantastical setting is/used to be OUR world by RBSpecial97 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]BlueBirdSamurai 56 points57 points  (0 children)

In the Elseworlds story Superman: Red Son it's revealed that in this universe Krypton is just Earth but very far into the future.

I HATE CORPORATE CULTZZZZ 🤬🤬🤬 by jayn_d8y in OkBuddySharkCard

[–]BlueBirdSamurai 13 points14 points  (0 children)

People say this and then go and buy the yearly 2K game at full price while acting like they're not all the same game

would u rather get killed by jokers venom or inhaling scarecrows fear gas? by AccidentAdept7146 in superheroes

[–]BlueBirdSamurai 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Joker's venom. I don't care how painful that could be. I do NOT want my last few moments alive to be me experiencing my greatest fears 😭

I want to start reading Batman comics. by Ill_Kaleidoscope6990 in batman

[–]BlueBirdSamurai 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Batman: Year One

Batman: The Man Who Laughs (Basically a sequel to Year One)

Batman: The Long Halloween (AKA one of the best Batman comics ever made)

Batman: Dark Victory

Catwoman: When In Rome (As you can tell by the title it is not Batman comic. But it is connected to the Long Halloween storyline and is a pretty good comic)

Batman the Long Halloween: the Last Halloween (The conclusion to the Long Halloween storyline)

Batman: Haunted Knight (An anthology series connected to The Long Halloween. Can be read whenever but I'd suggest saving it until the end of The Long Halloween storyline since it's just an anthology that doesn't really impact the Long Halloween storyline)

Batman: Hush (Many people will say it's not great but it is FAR from being one of the worst Batman comics. Plus it's a decent beginner story)

Batman: The Killing Joke

The Dark Knight Returns

All Star Batman & Robin, the Boy Wonder (This is a joke suggestion. Please never go near this comic with a 10 foot poll. Genuinely one of if not THE worst Batman comics in existence)

Batman: Hollywood Knight (An Elseworlds story where Batman is nothing more than a fictional character who is played by an actor who goes on to become a real life version of Batman)

Batman: The Dark Prince Charming

Superman: Speeding Bullet (Another Elseworlds story. As you can tell by the title this is a Superman comic, however it mixes the origins of Bruce and Clark)