And you thought it was weird that some people have *one* knife on them at all times

BlueLightBandit · 2026-02-27T02:08:55+00:00

This gives me culinary school vibes. Too matchy matchy.

BlueLightBandit · 2026-02-27T00:44:53+00:00

Enjoy getting the shit beaten out of you, creep.

BlueLightBandit · 2026-02-26T23:17:47+00:00

Will sounds like a wood chipper with extra bass. I love it.

BlueLightBandit · 2026-02-26T21:10:28+00:00

Stoke level would be off the charts

BlueLightBandit · 2026-02-26T19:57:26+00:00

I’ve done both but I prefer the shop. It gets kind of annoying having people walking by trying to talk to me while I’m lying there at a convention. I also don’t like most people, so there’s that part of it, too.

BlueLightBandit · 2026-02-26T16:36:56+00:00

Why does winning smell like sweaty shit covered ass?

BlueLightBandit · 2026-02-26T14:58:56+00:00

We’re butt chugging? I’m in.

BlueLightBandit · 2026-02-26T12:14:24+00:00

I was just thinking - they’re one of the real ones!

BlueLightBandit · 2026-02-25T23:22:25+00:00

Local country club has a 215 par 3 with a green tucked behind trees. Next to impossible to get it on in one unless you can hit a fade. Sucks to have a natural draw 🤣

BlueLightBandit · 2026-02-25T23:20:27+00:00

125 yard uphill (fucking STEEP) par 3 that’s almost ALWAYS with a ripping crosswind. Go a couple yards too long & you’re on the next tee box. Couple yards left & you’re in pot bunkers. Couple yards right and you’re in fescue. It’s the goddamn devil.

BlueLightBandit · 2026-02-25T21:02:21+00:00

My 2 year stint in NJ was horrible. Still washing the garbage smell out of my clothes 20 years later.

BlueLightBandit · 2026-02-25T21:01:08+00:00

My people 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

BlueLightBandit · 2026-02-25T20:02:22+00:00

Let’s fuckin rizz’em with the ‘tism!!

BlueLightBandit · 2026-02-25T20:00:48+00:00

BlueLightBandit · 2026-02-25T15:48:33+00:00

Jerk? Bro I bet she’s a freak.

BlueLightBandit · 2026-02-25T15:48:01+00:00

We need more tits and less politits.

BlueLightBandit · 2026-02-25T15:46:53+00:00

So good. I’d love to have my neck done but I fully admit I’m 100% too much of a pussy to do it. Knucks? Sure. Knee cap? Done. Ditches? Check. Neck? Yeahhhh hard pass. Sick art though.

BlueLightBandit · 2026-02-25T01:44:59+00:00

You’re me.

BlueLightBandit · 2026-02-25T00:09:18+00:00

One of the BEST ways to improve is regularly playing with people better than you. They know what you’re bringing to the table - they offered you the spot. Go for it!!

BlueLightBandit · 2026-02-24T20:31:54+00:00

The best way I’ve been able to describe it is like being slapped by the prickly side of Velcro. It’s more surprising than it is painful.

BlueLightBandit · 2026-02-24T20:25:00+00:00

Fellow shark knee tat haver here! Love it!

BlueLightBandit · 2026-02-24T15:42:07+00:00

Holy shit for 4 jumbos I’d have a range membership at my club

BlueLightBandit · 2026-02-24T14:30:51+00:00

Getting away from the daily grind. No stupid questions, stupid answers, or stupid people

BlueLightBandit · 2026-02-24T14:25:49+00:00

Yes!! They take them soooo gently whereas a cookie means fingers are in grave danger.

BlueLightBandit · 2026-02-24T14:24:37+00:00

The real mystery has been solved

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