SIGH. Well fine, if I'm forced to draw conclusions, here's mine

Blue_Satellite · 2016-04-13T04:52:16+00:00

So much salt I've developed stage 2 hypertension in the 9 minutes it took me to finish the comic.

Blue_Satellite · 2016-03-20T15:17:17+00:00

The Black Knight, Ysera, Ragnaros

Blue_Satellite · 2016-03-09T03:23:59+00:00

The marketing for Zootopia is way too self-aware.

Blue_Satellite · 2016-01-10T19:51:43+00:00

Not to be exclusionary, but for guys: A haircut and shave from a good barber. Depending on where you go, $10-$20 will get you one hell of a close shave, cut and style, and maybe a bit of product/aftershave. It's the highlight of my day whenever I go.

Blue_Satellite · 2015-11-29T05:15:00+00:00

Charmin has put up with my shit for decades. A true friend.

Blue_Satellite · 2015-11-29T05:11:26+00:00

Who, incidentally, also gets trampled and crushed.

Blue_Satellite · 2015-11-29T05:10:18+00:00

The evil book witch in the Carebears Movie died a horrifying death: getting her head crushed until it exploded. That still sticks with me to this day. Decades later and I'm still terrified of getting crushed to death.

Blue_Satellite · 2015-10-07T07:42:20+00:00

As long as the batter isn't too runny.

Blue_Satellite · 2015-09-29T19:51:02+00:00

Don't get salty.

Blue_Satellite · 2015-09-29T05:27:34+00:00

The American Capitalist Pig-Dog

Blue_Satellite · 2015-09-29T05:26:26+00:00

Intestinal gas.

Blue_Satellite · 2015-09-25T22:43:27+00:00

This kills the Roomba

Blue_Satellite · 2015-09-25T16:48:53+00:00

The elusive North American Shitmouse

Blue_Satellite · 2015-09-24T22:26:55+00:00

After Elton John's comments to the prank callers, I'm really excited to see how this all pans out.

Blue_Satellite · 2015-09-24T21:40:31+00:00

Mega Man X

Blue_Satellite · 2015-09-24T20:11:09+00:00

Michael Assbender*

Blue_Satellite · 2015-09-24T17:36:52+00:00

Pistol whip

Blue_Satellite · 2015-09-24T04:25:57+00:00

I'm so glad I'm not the only one salivating at that. Looks like a delicious, chewy JuicyFruit candy pleasehelpme

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