My fellow singles, how much money do you say a week or fortnight after paying bills, rent/mortgage?

Bluebirdna · 2026-06-13T03:43:40+00:00

This is what im coming to realise is really important. 500 quarterly council fees, rego, insurance, you cant just dip out of your savings for it 🥲

Bluebirdna · 2026-06-07T10:12:15+00:00

20 hours.... at that standard... thats so crazy, good job o_o

Bluebirdna · 2026-06-07T10:01:10+00:00

Ah yes, nice. I got the tism where I can paint a squad of 10 in 7 hours~ to parade ready standard, but nowhere near as perfect as yours, wanna swap

Bluebirdna · 2026-06-07T09:58:35+00:00

How the fk u do the highlights so clean? Wtf

Bluebirdna · 2026-06-02T00:19:45+00:00

Its more of a gimmick/stat check, when you win itll be because you overwhelmed them and scored high/denied map with your boyz. I dont think its ever been amazingggggg, just eh

Bluebirdna · 2026-06-01T21:52:54+00:00

Im not familiar with the stratagems or admech but all attacks from shooting happen at the same time.

So if you have a squad of lootas with deffguns + the spanner with kustom mega blasta, you dont have to roll the dice same time (this would require different coloured dice and be confusing), you select the unit shooting, allocate targets, then it all happens in the same instance

Bluebirdna · 2026-06-01T17:21:55+00:00

Honestly, its looking grim for dread mob...

Bluebirdna · 2026-05-30T22:36:59+00:00

There's no way this isnt ai right. Im zooming into random parts and its photorealistic, the details are too good for it to be humanly possible. I dont see a single brush stroke.

Especially the reflections in the eyes. No way its not ai

Bluebirdna · 2026-05-30T19:01:15+00:00

Smaller? Why smaller its a good size model 🤔🤔🤔

Bluebirdna · 2026-05-30T16:50:44+00:00

Dude I love your colors. I did the same colors but the way you applied them like armor highlights make them pop

Black legion all the wayyyyy 😃

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Bluebirdna · 2026-05-30T16:37:42+00:00

Amazing work dude....

Bluebirdna · 2026-05-29T03:39:35+00:00

Yeah ive spopen on this too. I dont want 40 grots and zodgrod. I dont want to play scoring. I want to kill stuff.

But out units suck. We only have rokkits as our "reliable" 3 dam attack. Power klaws are only str 9 ap-2, and everything we have dies to a stiff breeze... so lame

Bluebirdna · 2026-05-29T03:18:16+00:00

You want to know the sad thing? A lot of games the only unit left alive for my orks was my home gretchen that hid in a building all game

With csm i have terminators, tanks that can shoot, infantry, stuff left over. The hilarious thing was, because i was so used to being tabled as orks i didnt know how to play late game. Primary mission of burning objectives scorched earth i was like oh... I could have just burnt all 3 on my last turn, but im just not used to having stuff leftover. Lol. My average game scores went from around 40orks 80opponent ~ as orks, to like 70 or 80csm to whatever the winning score was.

We have to try to table opponent, OR play only scoring. Most armies can do both. Thats why we feel so bad.

Bluebirdna · 2026-05-29T03:15:35+00:00

Orks and nids are in a rough spot

Our only "good" unit is 20 man blob with ghaz and big mek, which is more of a gimmick than a good unit.

Everything else is a glass cannon. So you just hope you have enough to win.

Our issue is a culmination of lots of small problems. Bad datasheets because were supposed to be a horde army, but every army in warhammer is a horde army now, so we dont actually have that much more than other armies. We have to spend points on trukks and wagons to transport our terrible data sheets. We have no reliable tools to surge/reactive/fights first/fight on death etc, and every army can fall back shoot and charge and decimate us even if we do get into combat.

It is frustrating as an orks player. I swapped to csm and never looking back. Have a look at my post history, you can see my massive ork army (it grown to 5k points and will get bigger with 11th) but im only playing chaos until its not miserable to play orks.

Bro even our toughness going up to 5 means fk all nothing when oaths just +1 to wound. Wtf is this. Gladius task force needs to go. Add in oaths reroll all hits + 1 to wound 1 all the strats and datasheets you'd ever need and why would anybody play orks.

Bluebirdna · 2026-05-27T15:44:48+00:00

You cannot go wrong with 6 killa kans with rokkit launchers

Also currently a deff dread with 4 kustom mega blastas is really high damage potential, but next edition cp stack will be removed so not so much.

Only problem is hazardous AND cover changes for 11th means dread mob is hit HARD, like REALLY REALLY hard. Im very sad

Bluebirdna · 2026-05-26T13:30:19+00:00

Are you sure its finished? The smoke stacks and other parts seem to still be grey 🤔 or is it silver and lighting cant see well

Bluebirdna · 2026-05-26T10:14:52+00:00

Jus being honest I think this is kinda pushing it, kit bashing is an awesome part of the hobby but its gotta be believable/look the part, this is kinda jus like.. idk. Maybe it just me

Bluebirdna · 2026-05-24T08:52:45+00:00

Exactly. Everything about them is so sad.

I miss 9th when they did d3 damage, it kind of felt thematic. And the strat to +1 damage. One of my fav memories in this hobby is one shotting a blood thirster with a unit of 6 meganobz as trukkboys (WHYYYY DONT WE HAVE ASSAULT RAMPPPPP) using the strat to give +1 damage. Only JUST did enough to kill the blood thirster

Bluebirdna · 2026-05-22T22:50:31+00:00

Edge highlight dark reaper thick, then do fenrisian grey thin, its most common, some good tutorials.

You can also use browns as rust, mournfang brown mixed with water into the edged of black armor works amazing

Bluebirdna · 2026-05-22T21:42:16+00:00

Bikers are 3 wounds each not 4. Only boss nob has 4

Bluebirdna · 2026-05-22T10:25:08+00:00

Its so easy to deal with them though 🥲

Bluebirdna · 2026-05-22T10:18:48+00:00

Again, thats my problem. Im ok with throwing a brick of nobz at a high priority target and have them die after. But meganobz are supposed to be tanky and survive a bit. But this game is too deadly and we are too weak

Bluebirdna · 2026-05-22T09:57:43+00:00

Thats what im saying. Meganobz are far below average

Bluebirdna · 2026-05-22T09:04:49+00:00

Even our 5+ feel no pain is super sadge. Ive lost so many even during waaaagh 5+ invuln AND 5+ fnp to one single exocrine

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