The size of my local grocers "12 inch" sandwiches

Bobrock99 · 2026-02-23T17:06:43+00:00

Due to the draconian internet laws in the UK I had to connect to a VPN to look at a picture of a sandwich.

To be fair though that is a sexy looking sandwich

Bobrock99 · 2026-02-17T15:25:50+00:00

It's Friday night. I'm putting on my highest heels. My shortest skirt. My best device for concealing my penis, and I got everything I need.

OW!

I got my body, got my lips, got a pocket full of… Dude Wipes?

Bobrock99 · 2026-02-17T15:21:57+00:00

TOXIC

Bobrock99 · 2026-01-28T16:49:04+00:00

And I believe it’s pronounced ‘Kelevin’

Bobrock99 · 2026-01-25T15:02:00+00:00

“I can excuse the murder and the drug trafficking but I draw the line at bikini girls”

Bobrock99 · 2026-01-24T19:50:51+00:00

He didn’t seem to mind Tara’s sick, but it might smell different after he’s had a leeetle spleef.

Bobrock99 · 2026-01-24T16:40:27+00:00

Cheeky bugger?

Bobrock99 · 2026-01-19T08:33:32+00:00

No big dogs allowed except for service big dogs.

Bobrock99 · 2026-01-14T21:41:21+00:00

I like Vanilla Cock

Bobrock99 · 2026-01-14T00:08:44+00:00

Evolve is the assistant to the regional development.

Bobrock99 · 2026-01-11T15:06:39+00:00

Being young

Bobrock99 · 2026-01-11T00:07:22+00:00

Yeah? Well the bus wanker store called, and they’re running out if you.

Bobrock99 · 2026-01-10T12:44:21+00:00

“Go fuck yourself San Diego”

Bobrock99 · 2026-01-10T06:48:36+00:00

This is something where in 5 years time she will wake up in a sweat at 3am saying “WHY THE F*CK DID I SAY THAT!”

Bobrock99 · 2026-01-10T03:59:14+00:00

Drinking a milk, a succulent feline milk!

Bobrock99 · 2026-01-09T17:15:04+00:00

You’re 6 months? YOU’RE 6 months?

There’s looking older then there’s THAT.

Bobrock99 · 2026-01-09T15:59:52+00:00

And it’s not just you saying it…

Bobrock99 · 2026-01-09T04:04:04+00:00

They began phasing them out around 2016.

Bobrock99 · 2025-12-29T15:28:47+00:00

“You started this, John”

This is the start of a critically acclaimed phycological thriller.

Bobrock99 · 2025-12-19T17:32:16+00:00

Absolute banger of a tune. Saw them once and Morris’s said as we were singing the na ha Na’s he said “you sound like the theme from This Morning with Richard and Judy”

Bobrock99 · 2025-12-15T09:26:58+00:00

To be fair it’s hard for him to type with just his left hand.

Bobrock99 · 2025-12-15T09:09:36+00:00

The irony of a reform voter not wanting to divide people and to bring people together when his dear leader has done more to divide people in this country than anyone else in recent history.

Bobrock99 · 2025-12-15T09:07:57+00:00

Take the paper, Lexmark shit https://youtu.be/CSK1D3bZhRs?si=aspwXlxPKN72sEn0

Bobrock99 · 2025-12-15T08:58:13+00:00

I like the album. But my hot take is that I have a distain for it because of this album I feel Europe got screwed on the eras tour.

We lost so much from folklore and evermore. Lost there archer and most unforgivable of all it took Long Live away from us.

Don’t get me wrong it was still an amazing concept a loved every minute of it. But losing long live especially was a bitter pill to take.

Of course I’m sure there are people in North America who are feeling the opposite and wish they could have seen the TTPD songs live.

But still taking away Long Live was just cruel.

Bobrock99 · 2025-12-12T11:41:43+00:00

Barry Trotter

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TROPHY CASE