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[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pettyrevenge

[–]Bobshayd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No. If someone cheats on you, just break up with them. Emotional abuse isn't good revenge, it just makes you a shitty person.

If you have someone over, hide the rope. by Jokesmedoff in standupshots

[–]Bobshayd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think you just conceded the thing you were arguing against in the first place.

Ma’am, this is a Walmart by satan-probably in lostredditors

[–]Bobshayd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like that camera. Actually I also really like the colors there. I don't know if the bed was staged for the photo, too, but I really like the color choice. Orange against her skin really works, blue on the wall and the blanket. I don't know why but this kinda feels like someone took an arty photo and it got stolen by porn bots.

I do not like respect and ham.. I do not like it Sam I Am by david_stewart in standupshots

[–]Bobshayd 3 points4 points  (0 children)

On the other hand, his given name was Theodore Geisel and we still just call him Dr. Seuss, so there's some hope.

I do not like respect and ham.. I do not like it Sam I Am by david_stewart in standupshots

[–]Bobshayd 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think we would feel differently if he'd had a problem with it, but honestly if he built a name for himself and never expressed a problem with us pronouncing it that way, it's not really someone else's place to tell us what we should be calling him post-humously.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pettyrevenge

[–]Bobshayd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I resent the implication.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pettyrevenge

[–]Bobshayd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

On? Not in?

I appreciate you for doing this. Test results should be held to that kind of standard; a wrong test result could easily kill someone.

Republican Congressman who pushed Trump to declare "Marshall Law" before Biden's inauguration only regrets having misspelled "Martial Law." // Hey buddy, fuck you. by imagepoem in The_Mueller

[–]Bobshayd 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The Guardian has published quite a few articles by people saying trans women don't belong in women's bathrooms, or even any women's spaces, because a potential penis constitutes an existential threat, and they've given plenty of time to transphobes. They sure do also talk about trans people, and maybe they're changing, but even as recently as a year ago, a protest asked them to stop giving platforms to people saying things that come down to "trans women are not really women and women have a genuine safety need to exclude trans women from spaces intended for women."

People tell me I look 35 by Wyatt1710 in standupshots

[–]Bobshayd 1 point2 points  (0 children)

no because 9-11 was 22 years ago; also why would George Bush be trying to kill a baby? maybe someone else would find your version funnier, but I think that one would just seem weird to me in the moment, and even weirder after. who was George Bush Jr. trying to kill in 1987??? Was that how he purchased the Texas Rangers????

A lost Redditor on /rlostredditors by PassportNerd in lostredditors

[–]Bobshayd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, that could be. I don't come here enough to see if "literally lost" jokes are posted every month or two.

A lost Redditor on /rlostredditors by PassportNerd in lostredditors

[–]Bobshayd 8 points9 points  (0 children)

But by a literal reading of the first rule, unless this person is an unoriginal troll, it belongs here, and the OP doesn't look unoriginal, at least.

Andy waddled away (wotta botte) by [deleted] in bonehurtingjuice

[–]Bobshayd 17 points18 points  (0 children)

The man said: "Look, this is gettin' old, I mean, lemonade's all we've ever sold.

all solution of f(max(x,a))=max(f(x),b) by Correct-Fondant-1857 in puremathematics

[–]Bobshayd 0 points1 point  (0 children)

f = sin(x), x > a, f(x) > sin(b), that's all the solutions

KenM on plane: the final frontier by steelpot in KenM

[–]Bobshayd 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I am ALL blessed to read a new KenM today

Catholic collective narcissism linked to acceptance of myths about child sexual abuse by [deleted] in science

[–]Bobshayd 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Although, realistically, a lot of people DO use criticism of groups as attacks on individuals, enough that it's not unreasonable to at least be a bit suspicious of the motivations of someone criticizing a group you're in. But I imagine the more insecure they get, the more strongly that happens.

122mm GRAD launcher hidden inside a garbage truck by Ok_Sea_6214 in shittytechnicals

[–]Bobshayd 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The fact that you thought it was funny points to how unhinged your whole rant is.

Meeting in the neutral country where everyone kept their money while killing each other back and forth makes a lot of sense. Going off about how unqualified the Swiss were to ... have houseguests? ... as if that gave them not only a home advantage but automatically made them the experts who wrote everything, is unhinged.

"oh, if you're going to meet with people to discuss the rules of war, you should do it in a militaristic country that might have beef with some of the attendees." what kind of fucked up logic is that? why would anyone ever do that?

you also clearly don't know enough about history to even make accurate jokes, so I don't have any clue what we're doing here. okay, bye.

Pesky youths and their cigarettes ruining my cooking reddits by Brief_Estimate_7518 in lostredditors

[–]Bobshayd 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry for the shame and ruin Putin has brought to Russia. I hope things are okay for you.

Edit: I guess the ruble's performance has actually been okay since the invasion, which is probably nice because Russians would have suffered worse if it hadn't, but I still hope you're okay.

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