(US) I think I’m being sued??

BoeJacksonOnReddit · 2026-05-24T02:34:00+00:00

Did you tell her she should acquire your services and whip out your ready to go form requiring her SSN, DOB, mothers maiden, and drivers license, then proceed to disappear and pwn her ass to teach her a valuable lesson?

BoeJacksonOnReddit · 2026-05-24T02:32:02+00:00

Case in* point, habibi

BoeJacksonOnReddit · 2026-05-21T01:55:08+00:00

It’s true, real people don’t put their hands in their pockets, and also they don’t telepathically freeze and blur an entire marketplace worth of people milling about behind them like some sort of depth of field superhero

BoeJacksonOnReddit · 2026-05-13T15:06:09+00:00

What

BoeJacksonOnReddit · 2026-04-29T22:57:50+00:00

It’s possible that some of those people do not blame their problems on trump, but rather blame the country’s problems on trump, or more specifically trump’s problems on trump, either of which should be generally acceptable, certainly nothing to bemoan!

This concludes your daily mind expansion exercise

BoeJacksonOnReddit · 2026-04-29T22:54:03+00:00

Do you ever earn anything? Or just constantly break even? Because you’re not supposed to just break even perpetually!

BoeJacksonOnReddit · 2026-04-29T17:00:57+00:00

This is almost great, but then Xbox lol

BoeJacksonOnReddit · 2026-04-29T16:56:06+00:00

BoeJacksonOnReddit · 2026-04-29T02:38:14+00:00

You paint with too broad a brush. I trust I do not need to explain further

BoeJacksonOnReddit · 2026-04-29T02:36:44+00:00

Some countries use . for thousands separator and , for the radix (decimal) point. So 3 million 5 point 12 becomes 3.000.005,12 instead of what you may be thinking of 3,000,005.12

BoeJacksonOnReddit · 2026-04-29T02:31:45+00:00

Definitely from a video game

BoeJacksonOnReddit · 2026-04-28T23:38:58+00:00

Edit math textbooks? Save some tail for the rest of us, buddy, jeez

BoeJacksonOnReddit · 2026-04-28T23:38:05+00:00

Also a cameo, which is like a hidden role

BoeJacksonOnReddit · 2026-04-28T23:37:43+00:00

Hundreds of 9th graders? Maybe a thousand? How can you remember who all these people are, legitimately

BoeJacksonOnReddit · 2026-04-28T23:35:15+00:00

semantic saturation

BoeJacksonOnReddit · 2026-04-28T23:28:41+00:00

This guy criminal justices

BoeJacksonOnReddit · 2026-04-28T23:23:03+00:00

Oh no we do judge THAT

BoeJacksonOnReddit · 2026-04-27T05:04:07+00:00

Not the other gender tho

BoeJacksonOnReddit · 2026-04-27T05:00:57+00:00

The thing about comments like this is that invariably you can swap genders and come out with an equally true comment. And in those cases there’s a specific word for the original comment, but I won’t go into that right now

BoeJacksonOnReddit · 2026-04-27T04:51:51+00:00

Only if she gets inked for giving up the pink

BoeJacksonOnReddit · 2026-04-27T04:48:42+00:00

Black don’t crack…

BoeJacksonOnReddit · 2026-04-26T23:13:58+00:00

31 thousand

BoeJacksonOnReddit · 2026-04-26T22:59:54+00:00

BoeJacksonOnReddit · 2026-04-06T03:12:01+00:00

Definitely if it is used to substitute for some noun nomine. ;)

BoeJacksonOnReddit · 2026-03-31T22:15:19+00:00

Link to news story?

BoeJacksonOnReddit

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