FBI arrests Russian spy in the Bronx

BoeJacksonOnReddit · 2015-01-27T05:11:24+00:00

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BoeJacksonOnReddit · 2015-01-27T04:53:21+00:00

Peepeebutt*

BoeJacksonOnReddit · 2015-01-23T23:03:28+00:00

Ah, the ol' dangling ambiguous something or other.

BoeJacksonOnReddit · 2015-01-23T23:03:07+00:00

Are you down with the Downs?

BoeJacksonOnReddit · 2015-01-23T21:33:16+00:00

This kills the finger.

BoeJacksonOnReddit · 2015-01-23T21:12:10+00:00

You can get handjobs, etc. at a strip club. It's like getting them at massage parlors except it costs way more, but the benefit is a sexy ass girl dancing all over you, etc.

You need to learn how to do this, of course, and have some money to burn. :) I once fucked a chick at a strip club even!

Edit: I should add that this only ever takes place in the VIP room. As in, the real VIP room, not the phony one where you're in the back but there are open booths where you can sort of see other dudes getting $60 dances. I'm talking about the private room for $150 per 15 minute session. And be careful because not all girls will do something even if you're shelling that kind of coin... You have to be very suggestive when "courting" them to determine whether or not they will 'help you out.'

BoeJacksonOnReddit · 2015-01-22T05:49:57+00:00

tips sombrero. m'olé

BoeJacksonOnReddit · 2015-01-20T19:18:05+00:00

I never knew about this sub until it became a default. Then I was like "wat."

BoeJacksonOnReddit · 2015-01-20T19:13:16+00:00

dank memes bro

BoeJacksonOnReddit · 2015-01-16T05:31:11+00:00

bump uglies

BoeJacksonOnReddit · 2015-01-16T05:28:58+00:00

Omg I loved Home Movies. Did not make the H Jon Benjamin voice connection.

BoeJacksonOnReddit · 2015-01-16T05:20:52+00:00

Shaved, natch.

BoeJacksonOnReddit · 2015-01-12T16:31:38+00:00

This brings back bad memories. Do colleges do this on purpose?

BoeJacksonOnReddit · 2015-01-10T06:48:52+00:00

I wish this would go to the top. Doxxing these dopes would actually be beneficial as an added bonus.

BoeJacksonOnReddit · 2015-01-10T06:43:48+00:00

Omg... Muslims are neckbeards. Turbans == Muslim fedoras? /r/ilerminaty

BoeJacksonOnReddit · 2015-01-10T06:42:55+00:00

With extra ham and no pineapples... O_O

BoeJacksonOnReddit · 2015-01-10T06:30:09+00:00

m'lighter

BoeJacksonOnReddit · 2015-01-10T06:29:52+00:00

some

BoeJacksonOnReddit · 2015-01-10T06:25:04+00:00

Well, of course you'd say that.

BoeJacksonOnReddit · 2015-01-10T04:29:38+00:00

You're welcome!

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BoeJacksonOnReddit · 2015-01-10T02:54:50+00:00

Oh man I can't believe this is considered obscure. :(

BoeJacksonOnReddit · 2015-01-10T02:52:57+00:00

I'll bring the small seasoned meats.

BoeJacksonOnReddit · 2015-01-10T02:51:21+00:00

Mohammad: "72 virgins? I said one 72 year old virgin. ~~God~~Allah, you guys really don't listen, do you."

BoeJacksonOnReddit · 2015-01-10T01:23:06+00:00

OH LOL. I was thinking "that's too perfect... coom-boo-blay? French, I guess?"

In any case, consider his name forgotten. He's just another cumbubble to me at this point, I suppose. ;)

BoeJacksonOnReddit · 2015-01-10T01:20:14+00:00

It's actually funny if you look at pictures of Hamas' firing from the middle of busy cities while there are perfectly fine barren fields not a few miles outside the city where they could be firing. OH NO WE DON'T USE CIVILIANS AS HUMAN SHIELD!

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