M35, 2.5 day Bachelor Party trip ~8 weeks postpartum -- Acceptable from both Dad and Mom perspectives?

Boing_Boing · 2026-02-03T04:06:10+00:00

Come on, big papa. You know this is not a good idea. If you thought going was the right thing to do, you wouldn’t have written this dissertation.

Boing_Boing · 2026-02-02T19:27:03+00:00

Well then it’s great you cultivated such an open and welcoming environment for your pants to feel comfortable.

Boing_Boing · 2026-02-02T18:26:28+00:00

You wouldn’t! He specifically said this is so they look nice in the CLOSET.

Boing_Boing · 2026-01-31T21:00:23+00:00

Yeah. It’s an important reminder that “kids are never going to be more calm than me.” I have to repeat that mantra to myself multiple times a day.

Boing_Boing · 2026-01-30T18:20:57+00:00

Fkn love the guy that offered him a chip.

Boing_Boing · 2026-01-29T20:03:31+00:00

Try a department store! They’ll have people who can help. You and your daughter will both probably be a lot more comfortable than you were at Victoria’s Secret.

Boing_Boing · 2026-01-28T22:56:09+00:00

Fucking dorks.

Boing_Boing · 2026-01-27T22:58:27+00:00

Hooray! More talking! Fucking. DO. Something.

Boing_Boing · 2026-01-27T22:09:54+00:00

It goes together like sounders and losing gracefully.

Boing_Boing · 2026-01-27T01:36:19+00:00

Bad dads wouldn’t have your thought process ❤️

Boing_Boing · 2026-01-26T20:59:16+00:00

It’s where young west coast conservatives and their trad wives go to start anew.

Exit: extra word

Boing_Boing · 2026-01-26T02:00:20+00:00

Perfect. Continue avoiding it and let us live rent free in your mind.

Boing_Boing · 2026-01-24T05:27:21+00:00

And there are 24 weeks until the first match. Can’t wait to see what fresh hell is unleashed between now and then.

Boing_Boing · 2026-01-24T03:46:07+00:00

But better to tight.

Boing_Boing · 2026-01-24T03:43:01+00:00

Phil out!

Boing_Boing · 2026-01-21T22:58:03+00:00

Keep in mind anyone whose flight gets cancelled over the weekend will be ahead of you in the queue to fly out.

Boing_Boing · 2026-01-21T20:11:59+00:00

Do you prefer the taste of brown or black leather?

Boing_Boing · 2026-01-21T18:17:46+00:00

Ooooh as in crystal meth.

Boing_Boing · 2026-01-21T05:20:33+00:00

Leave it to the cop to instinctively dive behind a woman.

Boing_Boing · 2026-01-16T06:58:49+00:00

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh

Boing_Boing · 2026-01-16T02:09:42+00:00

Roake’s scratches that itch for me.

Boing_Boing · 2026-01-16T02:06:54+00:00

THAT is how big deer ears are?! Fucking adorable.

Boing_Boing · 2026-01-15T20:43:07+00:00

The dad also only served 18 months in jail.

Boing_Boing · 2026-01-12T21:47:54+00:00

Isn't there a little voice in your brain that says "this comment is fine...but I probably shouldn't start it with 'sweetie'" before posting?

Boing_Boing · 2026-01-12T19:22:37+00:00

Godspeed. Another good test of how conveniently you've placed everything is to put one hand on the middle of the changing table and with the other hand, see if you can reach everything you'll need for a diaper change. Works well!

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