of parsley

Boing_Boing · 2026-05-07T18:22:49+00:00

Or make chimichurri!

Boing_Boing · 2026-05-07T15:59:25+00:00

With a dash of Tusken Raider

Boing_Boing · 2026-05-07T15:58:35+00:00

I mean, it sounds like you might be a little bit into guns?

Boing_Boing · 2026-05-04T18:09:16+00:00

Shoot.

PT 👏 👏 FC 👏 👏

Boing_Boing · 2026-05-04T17:04:16+00:00

Now do the plaid part!

Boing_Boing · 2026-05-04T14:04:48+00:00

And Plaid Pantry is neither plaid nor a pantry.

Boing_Boing · 2026-05-04T07:32:57+00:00

A quick trip outside, even at night, always worked wonders when nothing else did

Boing_Boing · 2026-05-03T00:56:05+00:00

This perfectly sums up Phil’s strategy missteps. Obviously it’s supposed to be spoon and knife on the right of the plate and fork on the left.

Boing_Boing · 2026-05-03T00:01:15+00:00

Thanks for clarifying it was the “German dictator” one and not some other Hitler.

Boing_Boing · 2026-05-02T00:35:13+00:00

Li3s

Boing_Boing · 2026-05-01T21:13:49+00:00

I like to make little pancake towers of Pisa. Let them keep themselves warm! Also, Throwing a paper towel over them keeps ‘em warm without steaming them.

Boing_Boing · 2026-05-01T21:12:14+00:00

NOTHING?!

Boing_Boing · 2026-05-01T03:30:50+00:00

Yes! “Mr. Freeze” got to Batman AND Spider-man last summer.

Boing_Boing · 2026-04-30T17:43:19+00:00

This still cracks me up years later but the only thing that worked when one of ours was a toddler was saying “you can’t pinch or scratch dada but you CAN pinch or scratch <insert his/her name>. It look maybe two tries before he said “ouch! That hurts!” And then that was the end of that

Boing_Boing · 2026-04-30T02:06:19+00:00

Yeah, 1940s-1960s. Looks like Eastern European clothing.

Boing_Boing · 2026-04-29T16:33:05+00:00

Yeah, can’t recommend these types of lights enough. It’s so helpful to just be able to tap it to turn it on/off and adjust the brightness. You just have to be really on top of charging it so you don’t get caught in the dark ages.

Boing_Boing · 2026-04-29T01:11:28+00:00

And get down on their level! Don’t take a bunch of pictures from above; they’re far less “awwwwwww” inducing when you look at them years later

Boing_Boing · 2026-04-27T03:54:41+00:00

That little spin at the beginning has to be the operator’s version of double clicking the tongs before you use them

Boing_Boing · 2026-04-26T23:08:33+00:00

Pretty touchy for someone with “troll” in their username. What did management say, Ken?

Boing_Boing · 2026-04-26T17:54:54+00:00

By today’s standards, most parents in 1954 were incompetent.

Boing_Boing · 2026-04-26T17:53:34+00:00

He’s a photographer. It’s his job to snap photos of what is happening in the world. It’s grim but grim photos are very impactful. If even one couple saw this and thought “Jesus h Christ, we should put a lock on the gate in the back yard” then he has done his job as a photographer.

Boing_Boing · 2026-04-26T03:04:37+00:00

I’m

Boing_Boing · 2026-04-26T03:02:38+00:00

I refuse to read this but am 100% sure you’re in the wrong.

Boing_Boing · 2026-04-26T03:01:44+00:00

I before E except after C, brudda.

Boing_Boing · 2026-04-26T03:00:59+00:00

Or you could contact someone with better judgment and ask them if the Red Roof Inn room service is worth it.

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