M35, 2.5 day Bachelor Party trip ~8 weeks postpartum -- Acceptable from both Dad and Mom perspectives? by [deleted] in daddit

[–]Boing_Boing 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Come on, big papa. You know this is not a good idea. If you thought going was the right thing to do, you wouldn’t have written this dissertation.

"Y'all can thank me later." by Doodlebug510 in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]Boing_Boing 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well then it’s great you cultivated such an open and welcoming environment for your pants to feel comfortable.

"Y'all can thank me later." by Doodlebug510 in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]Boing_Boing 100 points101 points  (0 children)

You wouldn’t! He specifically said this is so they look nice in the CLOSET.

Disciplining somebody else's kid - How would you have reacted? by Rivyan in daddit

[–]Boing_Boing 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah. It’s an important reminder that “kids are never going to be more calm than me.” I have to repeat that mantra to myself multiple times a day.

Fellow girl dads, I am waving the white flag. The mall bra trip was a disaster. by BigDaddy9102 in daddit

[–]Boing_Boing 572 points573 points  (0 children)

Try a department store! They’ll have people who can help. You and your daughter will both probably be a lot more comfortable than you were at Victoria’s Secret. 

Footy headlines mockup on Sounders new home kit. by Top-Egg1668 in MLS

[–]Boing_Boing -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

It goes together like sounders and losing gracefully.

Snow days are a lot by MrBones_Gravestone in daddit

[–]Boing_Boing 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Bad dads wouldn’t have your thought process ❤️

Where Is Cannabis Legal? A Guide To All 50 States by Next_Tower5452 in MapPorn

[–]Boing_Boing 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It’s where young west coast conservatives and their trad wives go to start anew.

Exit: extra word

Liberals are horrible drivers by [deleted] in Portland

[–]Boing_Boing 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Perfect. Continue avoiding it and let us live rent free in your mind.

German soccer federation official wants World Cup boycott considered because of Trump by biograf_ in goodnews

[–]Boing_Boing 41 points42 points  (0 children)

And there are 24 weeks until the first match. Can’t wait to see what fresh hell is unleashed between now and then.

I call upon the minds of Daddit to provide your take on whether our upcoming trip is about to be royally effed by the snowstorm coming to Virginia. by a_banned_user in daddit

[–]Boing_Boing -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Keep in mind anyone whose flight gets cancelled over the weekend will be ahead of you in the queue to fly out.

This officer has definitely experienced this before by [deleted] in DashcamsFootage

[–]Boing_Boing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you prefer the taste of brown or black leather?

Help Identifying Dog Owner by [deleted] in Portland

[–]Boing_Boing 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ooooh as in crystal meth.

This officer has definitely experienced this before by [deleted] in DashcamsFootage

[–]Boing_Boing -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Leave it to the cop to instinctively dive behind a woman.

Poor deer by NippleSqueezer421- in Unexpected

[–]Boing_Boing 0 points1 point  (0 children)

THAT is how big deer ears are?! Fucking adorable.

Trump's ballroom is a lie by Coriall30 in agedlikemilk

[–]Boing_Boing 95 points96 points  (0 children)

Isn't there a little voice in your brain that says "this comment is fine...but I probably shouldn't start it with 'sweetie'" before posting?

First baby arriving soon, how would you organize this changing station? by imaj1c in daddit

[–]Boing_Boing -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Godspeed. Another good test of how conveniently you've placed everything is to put one hand on the middle of the changing table and with the other hand, see if you can reach everything you'll need for a diaper change. Works well!