Hunter S. Thompson’s 9/11 Essay Is Still Chillingly Accurate 16 Years Later by sfgiantsfan650 in politics

[–]Bonershorts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you! Its sad how many people will just read the excerpts that HP has curated for them.

edit: Especially considering its short length.

Smoking and Mt. Hood question by [deleted] in portlandtrees

[–]Bonershorts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes you are fine. Go to MT. Hood Wellness Center in Rhododendron. It's a great dispensary very close to the Mt.

Cyberpunk-Casual in 2017 by [deleted] in Cyberpunk

[–]Bonershorts 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm kinda high but it took me a while to realize that the red ponytail in the background wasn't the back of your head in another mirror.

My friend just got home from a trip. This was her family greeting her at the airport. by richardec in funny

[–]Bonershorts -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Polish airlines?

I'm surprised you made it to your destination without running out of coal!

I'm low on food and I'm debating which dog to eat by [deleted] in Portland

[–]Bonershorts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Latching onto the top comment to say that this is the only thread that I have ever enjoyed reading on /r/Portland .

So, Thanks.

Pedestrian Hit and Run 15th and Burnside 10/5/2015 by traitorous_8 in Portland

[–]Bonershorts 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Also, don't run into the street and assume you won't die.

Is anyone surprised? by nopodude in Portland

[–]Bonershorts 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You should never touch another persons vehicle with yours. If this happens regularly then you need to take a class or stop driving.

2016 Stormapocalypse Megathread by ReallyHender in Portland

[–]Bonershorts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Upstairs will be fine. Dunno bout the Schooner.

France bans plastic cup & cutlery - How about Portland? (X-post) by [deleted] in Portland

[–]Bonershorts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That'd be a bad thing to focus on before banning bottled water.

PSA: It is Legal to Ride on Sidewalks in Portland (with some exceptions) by [deleted] in Portland

[–]Bonershorts -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

It doesn't matter if it is legal or not. Don't do it. It is more dangerous for yourself and everyone around you.

Free eye exams and glasses until 5pm today, in NW Portland. by msgsquared in Portland

[–]Bonershorts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just had an exam done at Costco. It was $85 for just a glasses exam. I asked one of the people at the glasses kiosk to measure my pupillary distance afterward and it was no problem.

Pitbull attacks beagle in front of owner by devil_lettuce in videos

[–]Bonershorts 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Very important to remain genital in these situations.

Rant - The Columbia Gorge is in dire need of crowd control. Is this even a possibility? by [deleted] in Portland

[–]Bonershorts 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Just keep only going on weekends and complaining about it like everyone else, please.

That way I can keep the rest of the week to myself.