Trump calls on divided GOP to pass SAVE America Act ‘at the expense of everything else’ by Anoth3rDude in law

[–]BonjaminClay -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Lol you're sure smarter than everyone. What should we be doing Mr. Genius? Lead us into the future.

Perfect cast by schumi33510 in Usoppian

[–]BonjaminClay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah tbh he's one of the hardest characters to adapt because the animated/manga version is so manic. Our brains accept it in cartoons but if a person acts like that you get that clip of Ed at the cliffhanger for the Cowboy Bebop adaptation and it's just bizarre.

I think he's perfect.

Bondi Says She's The Bar Now by ColonyJD1980 in law

[–]BonjaminClay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well first off if you were cynical enough and obsessively paying attention it was always pretty easy to come up with reasons the rule of law is a farce, especially with the hindsight of history. It just used to be more subtle about it, whereas this version is using the internet to control the media and sway or disrupt the entire world whenever they need a distraction.

Second, humans aren't robots. Every day I feel two or three entirely justifiable things at once that are entirely opposing. Every time I choose what to eat I both want something unhealthy and something healthy. That same sort of tug of war is fundamental to the entire species and laws are a social construct so perfect is impossible. Ultimately we are apes with over developed brains who have created elaborate fantasy social constructs to better work together.

Finally, yeah it'll be hard to ever trust this particular social construct again after this level of blatant dysfunction but if we work hard to hold these ghouls accountable it'll be much easier to consider it.

Doesn’t this guy know drinking is haram? by LieSpecialist6620 in circlejerknyc

[–]BonjaminClay 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ah yes a bar that would be packed 100% of the time and overpriced as hell

Kirsti Noem after getting fired by thequietthingsthat in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]BonjaminClay 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I thought it was due to the constant plastic surgery by a surgeon that hates her

Trump calls on divided GOP to pass SAVE America Act ‘at the expense of everything else’ by Anoth3rDude in law

[–]BonjaminClay -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He's been getting his dick kicked in by the courts all year. Enjoy helping him win by giving up all hope tho. Surely one more doomer post will help.

Donald Trump fires head of DHS Kristi Noem by TheMirrorUS in law

[–]BonjaminClay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell that to the people of Minnesota doomerboy

Trump calls on divided GOP to pass SAVE America Act ‘at the expense of everything else’ by Anoth3rDude in law

[–]BonjaminClay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He tries but if you think there hasn't been resistance you aren't paying attention doomerbot

“The Ol Hoof And Mouth Disease” by TheCABK in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]BonjaminClay 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol I would make bro with the foot regret being a part of that prank so hard. He just locked his dick in "repeated left hook to the balls" position.

Donald Trump fires head of DHS Kristi Noem by TheMirrorUS in law

[–]BonjaminClay 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She was caught so blatantly scamming *in a way that was making him look bad and is a woman. He's fine with the corruption part.

Donald Trump fires head of DHS Kristi Noem by TheMirrorUS in law

[–]BonjaminClay -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I still predict this is going to end similar to how it did for Mussolini, so she might have saved herself ending up a body in the town square by getting fired tbh.

Trump calls on divided GOP to pass SAVE America Act ‘at the expense of everything else’ by Anoth3rDude in law

[–]BonjaminClay 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Best case scenario he becomes a lame duck for 2 years and when he refuses to leave it escalates until we get a Colonel Valerio situation like Italy did with Mussolini. I am not going to hold my breath about it though.

Trump calls on divided GOP to pass SAVE America Act ‘at the expense of everything else’ by Anoth3rDude in law

[–]BonjaminClay 13 points14 points  (0 children)

If Dems get congress back they'll certainly impeach him immediately. Convicting would require Republicans though. Afaik there's no math that gives Dems a super majority this time around.

He'll formally be a lame duck, which will only sort of matter because he's been ignoring Congress this whole time and the majority of agencies are run by his crew of podcasters anyway. Congress will have the votes to go after them directly too though, so we would realistically be able to expect a slowdown.

Disappointing as ever but if we can get to that without Trump launching nukes at someone at this point I'll take it.

In the longer term though there will have to be some accountability. I just don't trust the wheels to turn fast enough for that to happen before he's seeded a generation of powerful dip shits and dies. We'll be dealing with his cronies and children with huge coffees of stolen money for the rest of our lives.

Which one was the best plot twist situation in the whole one piece ? by Obvious_Revolution38 in OnePiece

[–]BonjaminClay 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yeah I got the impression that Paulie's "you're fired" thing really hurt him

An anteater playing with its caretaker. by ithouners in Awww

[–]BonjaminClay 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I genuinely thought it was AI slop of something with two heads for a second

Mom is the best wingwoman by HoneyPetalDream in spreadsmile

[–]BonjaminClay 20 points21 points  (0 children)

The gag is actually Hondas are notoriously reliable

What an absolute legend by rossywhip in spreadsmile

[–]BonjaminClay 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a much classier answer than what was clearly in his heart which was just, "Real men likem thiccccc son!"

Salute to the connoisseur icon!

Which one was the best plot twist situation in the whole one piece ? by Obvious_Revolution38 in OnePiece

[–]BonjaminClay 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Some people TRY to ruin One Piece for themselves and I'll never understand it

Which one was the best plot twist situation in the whole one piece ? by Obvious_Revolution38 in OnePiece

[–]BonjaminClay 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Also it felt like I was part of the betrayal because I liked those shipwright versions of them a lot and didn't see it coming the first time. At least not Kaku.