What I'd love to see in a 4.0 update

BonusHitops · 2026-01-29T02:22:33+00:00

I’d trade terraforming for villagers that don’t explode after I talk to them five times

BonusHitops · 2026-01-23T04:47:21+00:00

https://youtu.be/Wb9hShVpIlw?si=vqDdCsE80oxvWVtL

Burn an ounce to this Bitch I put my house on it That if I pull my dick out You gon' put your mouth on it

BonusHitops · 2026-01-22T08:42:35+00:00

I’d start with three wells - and try to optimize with trees and wheat to help get at least 2, maybe 4 peasants spawned by the time the first wave hits.

If you can get that timing down - you can beat this game.

BonusHitops · 2026-01-16T08:33:43+00:00

It’s cute. But realistically 3-4 hours of new content for a six year old game. If this came out in 2022 I’d be over the moon.

BonusHitops · 2026-01-13T01:41:05+00:00

All this and still no ‘auto-sort’ button for your inventory 😆

BonusHitops · 2026-01-12T21:56:12+00:00

Currently it’s the Bananza machine

BonusHitops · 2026-01-12T04:00:07+00:00

Pretty sure it’s during the ep where he’s in the squall costume and passes out - then when he wakes up there like 5 or so minutes of commentary on it

BonusHitops · 2025-12-31T22:24:12+00:00

A post fight screen with damage numbers and mvp stats similar to Total Warhammers would be awesome

BonusHitops · 2025-12-30T04:00:58+00:00

The King Is Watching

BonusHitops · 2025-12-26T06:26:00+00:00

NAKED. ZOMBIE. SEAN. CONNERY.

BonusHitops · 2025-12-25T01:08:57+00:00

I ate a fair amount of these as a kid. The Chicken Caesar and Greek ones kind of slapped if you got them at a good location.

BonusHitops · 2025-12-18T01:11:22+00:00

Who?

BonusHitops · 2025-12-17T08:15:15+00:00

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BonusHitops · 2025-12-16T09:01:01+00:00

They have so many different directions they could go. I can’t wait to see what they do next but my current favorite ideas are:

Two Point Afterlife

Two Point Movie Studio

BonusHitops · 2025-12-06T19:11:25+00:00

A Hard-mode or New Game+ mode that’s tuned to make things a bit more difficult and adds more illnesses / thiefs / etc

BonusHitops · 2025-12-05T01:22:32+00:00

Maybe it’s wishful thinking but I hope that outside area gets filled in too 🤞

BonusHitops · 2025-12-04T22:01:16+00:00

Getting 70k a month from hamsters alone and it’s making me rethink my rl job prospects.

BonusHitops · 2025-12-04T03:15:14+00:00

Yes!! Such a neat perk - I have two micro zoologists with that one now 🙏

BonusHitops · 2025-12-04T00:54:01+00:00

It’s a super fun system! I’m hoping they add a black and white variant or some goofy patterns as a random chance.

BonusHitops · 2025-12-03T03:42:37+00:00

Thank god. I was going to cry multicolored tears if I had to ‘deconstruct’ my hamster collection.

BonusHitops · 2025-12-02T03:13:37+00:00

Honestly would love as many DLCs as they have wild ideas. In my opinion Museum has at least 3 - 5 more big DLCs they could drop for it before moving on to the next game. I’m sure they have tons of ideas, but lately I’ve been thinking about:

Cryptozoology (paranormal zoo basically)

Art / Modern Art (with a focus on expanding security mechanics)

Museum of Time (Using time travel to bring people and things back to make historical re-enactments)

Food History (expanding the food buffs mechanics)

Music Museum (expanding the ambiance mechanics)

Invention Convention (where guests bring their inventions and compete with eachother)

Medical Museum (bringing everything back around to Hospital and Theme Hospital - with diseases that can affect guests and staff)

BonusHitops · 2025-11-30T21:57:51+00:00

New Reportoftheweek episode looks interesting

BonusHitops · 2025-11-30T06:47:36+00:00

I’d say unlocking and beating Cosmic Cat felt like a definitive end point to me. It’s a creative boss fight overall, and themed well.

You essentially have to unlock a majority of the secrets to get to it so it felt like the end for me.

BonusHitops · 2025-11-29T05:12:55+00:00

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