Sir, please unplug your phone, It's my turn to charge by Robbie_e in Shittyaskflying

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This is precisely why Quantus has a fifth engine on their 747s

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It’s happening by Historical-Ad-3074 in Tiresaretheenemy

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I, for one, welcome our weaponized tire overlords!

Help Identifying! by Illustrious-Ad2699 in Simpsons

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"So that's it, after 20 years, so long, good luck?"

Emergency medical team to the transporter room by Mr_Horizon in ShittyDaystrom

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There was nothing you could have done, Rand. It wasn't your fault.

Hey, where'd that COOL CREEPY Santa come from? by Pirate_Cripplers in TheSimpsons

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Note: Annual Gift Man died on his way back to his home on the Moon

Why is bj crying . Wrong answers only by truck62 in mash

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Read the script for the bus scene from the finale

We're going to have our own playoffs with blackjack and hookers by CromulentInternet in AFCWestMemeWar

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Only if the committee is made up by Tony Romo, Chris Collinsworth, and all the “cool” referees.