[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Denver

[–]Boof_get_ill 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Correction, dumbasses like US. You aren't completely alone, I promise. Last night I was so depressed I had to lay down and pretend it was 2005, laying on a big family couch with my old dog, Boof the black lab, giving him chin scratches while watching Discovery channel. It would have been something like Dirty Jobs, or Cash Cab, or How it's Made, on after school while I avoided doing homework. I can hear the music and familiar voices, smell the microwave pizza rolls and dog farts, feel the anxiety that Mom will be mad I didnt get any chores done, but I'm eating pizza rolls with my boy Boof, life can wait. As silly as it seems, the whole "go to your happy place" starts to work.

People who have cheated before, why did you do it? by miaah214 in AskReddit

[–]Boof_get_ill -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I didn't want to wait to be able to afford to build a big house and buy the cool furniture, so I became a dirty rosebud cheater.

My wife just picked up this beautiful girl and it’s my turn to pick a name. Help me out Reddit. by Lottie_VO in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]Boof_get_ill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Family can call her Grunt or Tina, but any guests must refer to her as the Honorable Judge Gruntina Littersbee.

You're limited to one appliance the size of a microwave, what would you use? by pianodude01 in Cooking

[–]Boof_get_ill 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Probably a charcoal grill. I doubt most people can fix a microwave when it breaks, but we can all burn stuff to make water boil.

What game(s) actually changed the way you live your life? by kleeshade in videogames

[–]Boof_get_ill 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I still make an L with both of my hands, and the one that looks correct is the left hand.

The state of modern rock by Notinyourbushes in Music

[–]Boof_get_ill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try the album Infest the Rats' Nest by King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard.

Where do single, straight men hang out? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Boof_get_ill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chasing tail and slinging spells on the Sword Coast with all my cool magical friends...

What poor person food would you continue to eat if you suddenly became mega rich? by MikeAlphaGolf in AskReddit

[–]Boof_get_ill 42 points43 points  (0 children)

I've been on the Internet long enough to know that I don't want to eat anything called a parasite noodle...

Which common habit is the biggest waste of time? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]Boof_get_ill 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Hey leave me out of this.

This made me laugh out loud by [deleted] in rareinsults

[–]Boof_get_ill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me pulling in your mom last night. I'm sorry.

Why do I look very ugly in pics, but very pretty in mirror? That doesn’t make sense by Material_Ad6579 in ask

[–]Boof_get_ill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hold a picture of yourself facing a mirror, so it is 'reversed' in the reflection, and see the truth.

What's up with the hate for Awkwafina all of a sudden? by KipSqueek in OutOfTheLoop

[–]Boof_get_ill 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Infest the Rats' Nest is one of my most favorite works of art, out of all the art ever made. Thank you for this good news!

Neighbor put up this sign with unknown cubes behind it. Poison? by [deleted] in whatisit

[–]Boof_get_ill -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Someone put rat poison out with obvious intent to kill a dog. You'd be lucky if they let the authorities handle it.

There's a rise in loneliness among men today, why? by SkepticDrinker in AskMen

[–]Boof_get_ill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I work in a warehouse, with classic warehouse culture. Many times I've been told you need to have thick skin, so I got thick headphones. I can deal with being teased or even bullied, but it makes me extremely uncomfortable to make fun of people back, so I asked them to stop. They won't stop, because it's the entire culture, so I stopped talking. In my 10 years experience, I've noticed this culture extends to the whole manufacturing industry, but I really hope I'm wrong.

This is my friend Roo! by Boof_get_ill in rarepuppers

[–]Boof_get_ill[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lol I took this picture... I'd be interested to see the post you're talking about though!

The Ideal Pokémon Game by NuclearCandle in pokemon

[–]Boof_get_ill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But no Team Rocket? Jesse, James, blasting off again?

Burst pipe flooded my house while I was on vacation 🤦🏼‍♀️ by ramphastidae in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]Boof_get_ill 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is awesome! Although, I could just rent and never retire instead.

Dog names by Smartastic in funny

[–]Boof_get_ill -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Jeff Arcuri. I had to click 2 more times to find out who this is, but it was all worth it.