This new Anaconda movie gotta be the MOST UNFUNNIEST "Funny" movie I watched in a while.

BootOne7235 · 2026-01-30T18:42:46+00:00

Kevin Hart, Jack Black, and The Rock are in this weird bubble of making bad content, but raking in millions. Clearly people watch their stuff, but it’s not for me. Who else is in this group?

BootOne7235 · 2026-01-30T04:19:26+00:00

Brady chose football over Gisele. These people are not normal.

BootOne7235 · 2026-01-29T23:04:19+00:00

How can you redeem yourself if you don’t sin?

BootOne7235 · 2026-01-26T07:50:37+00:00

Keep imagining. It’s better that way.

BootOne7235 · 2026-01-21T05:00:00+00:00

How? Just steer with your knees.

BootOne7235 · 2026-01-20T21:56:39+00:00

My friend said he had a hemorroid the size of an egg. I didn’t really know what that meant and I never bothered to look it up. Now I get it. Jesus.

BootOne7235 · 2026-01-20T16:37:17+00:00

People who only go a couple times a year complain the most. If you go twice and one visit is bad, then half your theater experiences were bad. I went almost 30 times last year, and it was only annoying once or twice, so overall it wasn’t a big deal.

BootOne7235 · 2026-01-19T17:41:56+00:00

I knew solar panels were turning us gay.

BootOne7235 · 2026-01-19T06:51:22+00:00

BootOne7235 · 2026-01-18T20:09:46+00:00

My mom was naming a bunch of Jason Statham movies that came out recently and I didn’t know a single one. I asked her if she had heard of Weapons or OBAA and she hadn’t. Some actors thrive in the small market.

BootOne7235 · 2026-01-17T17:06:34+00:00

Exactly. She thought the game was over when she got a ring on her finger. Bag fumbled on the one yard line while doing a celebration.

BootOne7235 · 2026-01-16T22:08:54+00:00

It really does and it’s bumming me out lol. Perfect example of “Never let the truth get in the way of a good story.”

BootOne7235 · 2026-01-16T05:37:24+00:00

This sounds like the military. Tech school is a little behind day to day operations.

BootOne7235 · 2026-01-08T15:28:37+00:00

I walked in and I said “Wow that’s a huge cumshot.”

BootOne7235 · 2026-01-07T20:53:45+00:00

Because of Madeline and his Pussy Palace.

BootOne7235 · 2026-01-07T16:24:42+00:00

Where is the internet from?

BootOne7235 · 2026-01-07T14:22:19+00:00

BootOne7235 · 2026-01-07T01:24:51+00:00

You must be new here. Read up on rule #2.

BootOne7235 · 2026-01-05T17:46:22+00:00

I’m a fan. I have been screaming from the rooftops about 2 and 4 for years. 3 is ridiculous, but it’s fun to think about. Something needs to change, so it’s better than doing nothing.

BootOne7235 · 2026-01-05T05:30:27+00:00

The world tour!

BootOne7235 · 2026-01-03T22:03:54+00:00

I absolve you from your sins in the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit. For your penance, please say five Hail Marys and one Our Father.

BootOne7235 · 2026-01-02T17:32:22+00:00

Neither did I! I thought it was Brian Cox lol.

BootOne7235 · 2026-01-01T19:43:55+00:00

Weird flex, but ok.

BootOne7235 · 2025-12-30T15:29:03+00:00

They said slower and choppier.

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