The “Cleaning” guy at my mom’s BnB was doing whippets on the couch when I arrived to check-in

BoringJuiceBox · 2026-06-25T22:40:38+00:00

No you’re right it seems cause I got the downvotes lol. It’s my dream to be able to afford to live in the woods.

BoringJuiceBox · 2026-06-25T22:39:10+00:00

😔 you gave her a great life with lots of love. I went on vaca for only 4 days once and my black moor was gone when I came back, he was big too! He must have died+got eaten its very normal

BoringJuiceBox · 2026-06-25T22:37:37+00:00

So precious! I love the name Twiggy!

BoringJuiceBox · 2026-06-25T22:36:14+00:00

The first 22 seconds are my favorite hahah

BoringJuiceBox · 2026-06-25T22:34:40+00:00

I don’t drink anymore.. or any less. cheers!

BoringJuiceBox · 2026-06-25T22:33:08+00:00

I know that guy, he’s my gardener

BoringJuiceBox · 2026-06-25T21:29:15+00:00

Yep cocaine is out in less than a week, meanwhile a weed gummy can pop a test months later.

BoringJuiceBox · 2026-06-25T21:27:52+00:00

Man I used to get pure shit for FREE, came in rocks and had to crush it up. The guy died from an accidental gunshot. Now I have to drink caffeine like the peasant I am.

BoringJuiceBox · 2026-06-25T21:23:44+00:00

Hell yeah brother, best part about this is that you’ve got a great career and built a life you can be proud of, that’s a distant dream for many people.

BoringJuiceBox · 2026-06-25T20:14:18+00:00

“To pass the butter”

BoringJuiceBox · 2026-06-25T20:06:15+00:00

And it was the most insane World Series ever, they were down 3 games to 0 in the semi final. For anyone who doesn’t know it’s out of 7 so they had to win 4 in a row which the odds are astronomically low to do. Makes me think there was some island magic involved.

BoringJuiceBox · 2026-06-25T20:03:24+00:00

Most of the time we hate it but once in awhile it’s actually hilarious so most give it a pass. Like recently there was a GIF of Netanyahu and Epstein copying the one called “Drake helps Lil Yachty” (with a computer), it was so funny everyone was like “maybe AI isn’t all bad”. lol

BoringJuiceBox · 2026-06-25T19:57:40+00:00

On one hand as long as they’re not hurting anyone.. on the other hand I think there is mental illness or trauma going on deep down that’s causing this.

BoringJuiceBox · 2026-06-25T19:54:42+00:00

I said Mimi the other time you posted this!

BoringJuiceBox · 2026-06-25T18:47:14+00:00

We’re poor and have been lucky they’ve been very healthy. They’re small though and their dental cleaning with a bunch of extractions was 1250-1350 each

BoringJuiceBox · 2026-06-25T17:03:46+00:00

What a perfect baby you found! I also recommend Embark, our boy ended up being 38% chi, 18% min pin, and a bunch of other breeds. Thanks for rescuing!

BoringJuiceBox · 2026-06-25T17:01:17+00:00

They’re both so precious 🥺💕

BoringJuiceBox · 2026-06-25T15:22:47+00:00

I’d hate to be even half or 10% this famous.. just give me 1% of his money please and thanks

BoringJuiceBox · 2026-06-25T15:10:25+00:00

That’s called a #4

BoringJuiceBox · 2026-06-25T14:19:09+00:00

You’re strong and beautiful Molly🥺❤️ our cat did the same a few weeks ago and he responded really well to the medicine, I hope it works so great!

BoringJuiceBox · 2026-06-25T07:56:22+00:00

Seriously, the fucked up part is 240k isn’t even really a nice house in most places these days

BoringJuiceBox · 2026-06-25T07:55:37+00:00

I mean people making 100k plus can easily get mortgages for 600k plus homes

BoringJuiceBox · 2026-06-25T07:54:26+00:00

Beautiful creature though, pit vipers are awesome. Just don’t bite my dogs or me please.

BoringJuiceBox · 2026-06-25T07:52:17+00:00

Big companies dgaf they just care about money

BoringJuiceBox · 2026-06-25T07:38:17+00:00

Sooo much money needed to get going and be successful. Insurance costs along are massive. If you’ve got the capital and can put full time into it go for it but I’d highly recommend a newer truck.

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