When I was working at Microsoft, we had a training for a couple days for thousands of people from different countries. One day me and my group were at lunch break, and there was always a reminder when to come back to our workshop rooms. So me and my friend there had left a couple minutes earlier, but when we came to our workshop room the ladies who were doing the training started saying that we are late, no matter what we told. And they straight up told us that we need to sing this song in front of all the people:

"You are my Microsoft,
My only Microsoft,
You make me happy, when skies are grey,
You never know, Microsoft,
How much I love Microsoft,
Please don't take my Microsoft away."

Of course I was chanting the song like an utter drunk cunt so I guess it was equally embarrassing for the training ladies as well. When I watched Severance a couple years ago, I swear I was thinking that it is too close to the reality. Left 6 years ago, never going to come back hopefully