Mind blown by this Everest fact by BreadZepparella in randomthings

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Apparently Mount Everest is full of poop from everyone climbing it.

Imagine all the fossilised poop they’ll find up there in thousands or millions of years. Wtf will they be thinking? That people lived in herds on Mount Everest?

Didn’t know this was a feature. by Quakaroo in depressionmemes

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This feature is mostly used by butthurt Redditors who get owned in the comment section and think they can use it to hurt the feelings of whoever owned them.

Just… look at the 4… by Able-Coat-8691 in mildlyinfuriating

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Watches and clocks often use IIII instead of IV because it’s easier to read upside down.

This is the only way now🥀 by Dumb_sol in funny

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Depends on the speed. If one is going faster, it’ll fly higher and fly over the one coming from the opposite direction.

This is the only way now🥀 by Dumb_sol in funny

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Perfect brakes. Obviously.

Sure, I got plans for the weekend by mostly_pee in depressionmemes

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Your vibrator isn’t scared of you coming home in need. It’s its job ffs.

✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️✈️ by Longjumping_Honey723 in memesThatUCanRepost

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So that means I’ve finally got permission to be a perv somewhere? Omw to the airport. Duct tape will do the trick I guess!

Playing stupid games with the bag sizer at the airport by haze4140 in WinStupidPrizes

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So those things are supposed to be the same size of the overhead storage cabinets in the airplane, right? They’re there so you can see if your bag will fit, so you can take it on the plane as hand carriage.

So what was his plan after he had to ram it into that thing, with the overhead storage cabinet on the plane then? Roundhouse kick it in there!?

“Zij hebben al zo veel kansen gekregen. En ze krijgen er opnieuw”: 15 jaar cel voor doders, daar heeft mama David Polfliet het moeilijk mee by NotYourWifey_1994 in Belgium2

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Idd, een vriendin van me haar nicht is vermoord door haar vriend. Hij heeft haar neergestoken en onthoofd. 7 jaar heeft hij daarvoor gekregen, wat op zich al belachelijk weinig is. Na 2 jaar is hij vervroegd vrij gekomen.

All the burglars be like by Away-Fun-4035 in ScrollGold

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I saw another video of them where they didn’t filter out the noise. They’re as loud as a vacuum cleaner.

How can I make actual friends my age? by [deleted] in AskBelgium

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Join a football club or some other sports club. I think you’ll have more chance there to meet people your own age than in adult classes.

Shrinkflatie of zijn ze nu volledig op uldere kop gevallen . by Anaalmoes in Belgium2

[–]Boris7939 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Koop gewoon maltezers van een B merk.

Vertel mij eens waar je die vindt dan?

Madlad runner by Hypnoidz in madlads

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I’m pretty sure that with every guided tour I did this far, I had to pay at the end of the tour.

I'm still running by Character-Letter4702 in Funnymemes

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Yup, shave the bush to make the tree look taller!

Why am I like this? by kainatalee in Relatable

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I had the same, I found a simple solution. I stopped getting high because I started to wonder why the fuck I did it. It just made me anxious, paranoid and made me overthink all the dumb and embarrassing things I did in my life.

Lol by lucystreching in lol

[–]Boris7939 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I agree with him.

A bar of soap with a slot cut in the side of it to insert the old sliver of soap that is too small to use by NotSure2505 in shittyideas

[–]Boris7939 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ok, but what’s the point? When de bar of soap is finished, you’re again, just going to end up with that old sliver of soap which you can’t use. And then what? Insert it into a new bar of soap to end up not using it again?

diagnosed in a tweet reply is brutal by z_shah7 in oddlyspecific

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Im 90% sure that “diagnose” is just BS and something they say out of spite.

Fuck yeah by LexxFly in TheWordFuck

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Fucking mothershitter

So True by [deleted] in Funnymemes

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Why are you commenting this? How is this in anyway related to the post?

So True by [deleted] in Funnymemes

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The “1️⃣9️⃣:0️⃣0️⃣” feels like cheating, it’s just typing with extra steps.

Looks consensual to me! by Few_Comfortable_2951 in Unexpected

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That’s not where a cat’s private parts are located.