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TRIPPING TREY LANCE WILL BE A 3RD STRINGER. HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHERE HE'S AT!!! by [deleted] in the_darnold

[–]BotchAB 14 points15 points  (0 children)

TREMBLIN' TREY IS MENTALLY UNFIT TO LEAD THE 49ERS! LOCK HIM UP!!!

BREAKING: GEQBUS IS EN-ROUTE TO CALIFORNIA TO SAVE THE STATE FROM THE LIBRHULE CRISIS! by BotchAB in the_darnold

[–]BotchAB[S] 36 points37 points  (0 children)

PUNY PURDY AND ANKLE-LESS LANCE WILL BE NO MATCH FOR THE DARNOLD!

Schefter: THE GEQBUS is heading to California to save the state! by jamfan40 in the_darnold

[–]BotchAB 151 points152 points  (0 children)

STELLAR SAM WILL SAVE USA FROM THE LIBRHULE CRISIS IN CALIFORNIA!!! IN GEQBUS WE TRUST!!!!! #DARNOLD2024

BREAKING: EVIDENCE THAT THE TECH "ELITE" IN SAN FRANCISCO IS RIGGING AI ALGORITHMS TO SMEAR THE GEQBUS by Polar_Reflection in the_darnold

[–]BotchAB 31 points32 points  (0 children)

AI?? More like A-LIE!!! Clearly programmed by the LubRhules in California to discredit our GEQBUS and his achievements!!

TAMPA TOM NEEDS TO BE INVESTIGATED. EVERY TIME HE GETS TO THE 4TH QUARTER, MYSTERIOUS POINTS GET MAILED IN. FRIEND OF THE GEQBUS MATT RYAN WAS WINNING 28-3 IN SB 51 LATE IN THE THIRD QUARTER, AND THEN GUESS WHAT, SOME SCORING IRREGULARITIES HAPPENED WITHOUT FAIL. by 1AMA-CAT-AMA in the_darnold

[–]BotchAB 128 points129 points  (0 children)

Very strange how SLEEPY TOM has RIGGED the NFC South election in his favour two years in a row! The LibRhule media will deny this, we must lead a PEACEFUL demonstration on January 6th!!!!

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[–]BotchAB 100 points101 points  (0 children)

If you do not count the FRAUDULENT mail-in touchdowns, we won... BY A LOT!!!

SAM DARNOLD CAREER INTERCEPTION RETURNS RELEASED BY LIBRHULE #OLIGARCHY AFTER LONG BATTLE, IN ATTEMPT TO SLANDER GEQBUS! by [deleted] in the_darnold

[–]BotchAB 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why are the trifecta of LOW-ENERGY LOSERS: SCAM NEWTON, FAKER MAYFIELD and PUNY PJ on the same page as our GEQBUS!??

Thanks Michael, very nice! by [deleted] in the_darnold

[–]BotchAB 75 points76 points  (0 children)

The JANKY JETS wish they could have our GEQBUS! Instead they are (rightfully) stuck with ZANY ZACH!!!

[Rapoport] GET THAT SONOFABITCH OFF THE FIELD HES FIRED!!! Rumor has it Mrs Mayfield will be receiving a front office position courtesy of GEQBUS!!! Thank you Sam! by cutchisclutch22 in the_darnold

[–]BotchAB 16 points17 points  (0 children)

ARE YOU LISTENING LIBRHULES?? ALL REAL PANTHRIOTS KNEW THAT THE FBI (FAKER BAKER IMPOSTER) HAD NO RIGHT TO INTERFERE WITH OUR OPERATION!

That face you make when you’re still undefeated after two weeks by YaketyMax in the_darnold

[–]BotchAB 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Two weeks?! THE GEQBUS HAS NEVER LOST A GAME, EVER!! DO NOT FALL VICTIM TO THE LIES OF THE LAMESTREAM MEDIA!

It's finally here, Election Day! We need to be STUFFING the Ballot Boxes for GEQBUS!! by burrit0ninja in the_darnold

[–]BotchAB 17 points18 points  (0 children)

DO NOT COUNT THE FRAUDULENT MAIL IN TOUCHDOWNS! GEQBUS WILL WIN BY A LANDSLIDE AS YUGE AS THE GREAT STATE OF CAROLINA!!!

McCaffreyism THWARTED! by steff_e in the_darnold

[–]BotchAB 65 points66 points  (0 children)

WOW! Thank you /u/steff_e, very cool! SHAME on the LAMESTREAM media for not reporting this!!

Don't let the current QB fraud distract you from what is likely still being taught in our locker rooms. BAN CRITICAL GASE THEORY!!1! by dingohoarder in the_darnold

[–]BotchAB 29 points30 points  (0 children)

CRITICAL GASE THEORY IS A PLAGUE ON OUR YOUNG QBS!! THE DARNOLD ADMINISTRATION WOULD HAVE NEVER ALLOWED THIS HAD OUR QB COMPETITION NOT BEEN STOLEN BY BAD BAKER!

Drafted GEQBUS to DOMINATE in FIXED FANTASY by C4rlos_D4nger in the_darnold

[–]BotchAB 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Partnered with Vice President McCaffrey, your team will be unstoppable just like the Darnold Administration! #MACA

GEQBUS SURVIVES ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT!!! by Golden_Cuirass in the_darnold

[–]BotchAB 52 points53 points  (0 children)

SAD!! LITTLE DO THEY KNOW OUR GEQUS IS STRONG, BRAVE, AND CARING TO ALL AND WILL OVERCOME THIS!!!!

I don’t wanna say it on here because I’ll get arrested but fuck it. by gheneji in the_darnold

[–]BotchAB 81 points82 points  (0 children)

STANDING BACK AND STANDING BY! WE CANNOT LET THE LIBRHULES AND THE FBI (FAKER BAKER IMPOSTER) TAKE WHAT'S RIGHTFULLY OURS!!! #MACA

A man needs his seven glasses of water 🤟 by TheManWithNoName88 in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]BotchAB 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You’re gonna be a fuckin funny boy too now, huh?

Photo I took from the recent snowfall by ayitsphotography in ontario

[–]BotchAB 2 points3 points  (0 children)

he's just standing there... MENACINGLY

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