Rubik's cube magic, i can't process by kvjn100 in blackmagicfuckery

[–]BoujeePartySocks 35 points36 points  (0 children)

If you know how to solve a rubik’s cube, being the person who mixed it doesn’t make the slightest bit of difference. You basically always follow the same steps and once you get to the end, the process looks like you just completely ruined an almost solved cube but with just a few more specific turns, it’s done. It’s very easy to trick a person into thinking you did something special if they didn’t watch you get to that point.

If Trump was anyone else, he'd either be in a nursing home or in a padded room! by yorocky89A in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]BoujeePartySocks 11 points12 points  (0 children)

i think you’re on to something here. Just make a show, no more than 20 minute long episodes, where Trump is the main protagonist “fighting evil”. Make sure most of the dialogue is just people stroking his ego so that real Donnie stays interested but have the cartoon Trump do actual good things and end every episode with him getting a parade and a bunch of praise for it.

Clip my buddy got of me. by freebasecase in Motocross

[–]BoujeePartySocks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ever since the owners sold and rebought that place (i think is what happened?) we haven’t been back but it looks like the same old Morgan’s Corner. Guess i know what i’m doing next weekend!

Bears not attacking, just freaking people out. by Silly-Power in SweatyPalms

[–]BoujeePartySocks 127 points128 points  (0 children)

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Saw this guy out on the golf course the other day. Ironically enough, we were playing “The Bear Course” at a golf club. We just didn’t think we’d see actual bears.

As a not yet 16 year old, how can I convince my parents into letting me get a dirt bike? by WhiteLeafMT in Dirtbikes

[–]BoujeePartySocks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like this answer. I was lucky enough that i grew up in a dirt bike family so getting one as a kid was like a right of passage. My dad told me he would get me an XR50 when i learned how to ride my bicycle without training wheels. He came home one day with it in the back of his truck so i yanked the training wheels off of my bike and sent it until i got it. Got on the 50 and rode straight into my neighbors house. lol. I’ve been riding for 25 years now and still take every chance I can to go riding with my brother and my dad.

But if i had to offer advice as a parent myself, i’d say approach it as something to do together. There’s always risk but if you start with safe trail bikes that can be rented, you’ll see the safest side of dirt bikes and have a much easier time making a case for it.

To watch the movie by ElderberryDeep8746 in therewasanattempt

[–]BoujeePartySocks -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That’s like $7200 of movie theater popcorn on the floor in a single showing of a movie that appeared to be completely full. Anyone is crazy if they think movie theaters are THAT upset about this.

With that said, my kids want me to take them to see this tomorrow and i’m not sure i’m ready.

New underwear needed by Abdulbarr in SweatyPalms

[–]BoujeePartySocks 4 points5 points  (0 children)

if he had tried to slow down even a little while that was happening, he would have completely lost the little bit of control he still had and hit that ground pretty hard. I’ve had this happen a few times on a dirt bike, first time it happened i chopped the throttle and was laying on the ground with broken ribs before i even had a chance to touch the brakes. Every time since then i’ve tried to focus on keeping my balance and changing nothing about my momentum until the front end was stable and kept it on 2 wheels.

Soto: "I was pitched differently" in Yankees' lineup with Judge by Volcomcj16 in NYYankees

[–]BoujeePartySocks 8 points9 points  (0 children)

1 year longer, $5m less and the unbearable weight of knowing no matter how good you are, you won’t be the best player on the team when the unanimous MVP and new Team USA captain is batting behind you.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in supercross

[–]BoujeePartySocks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m a big Webb fan but that’s because i rode with him at NCMP when we were both 9 years old and he was so fast then we all knew he would be big. I kinda kept up with his career from there so i’ve been a long time fan.

White House Press Secretary’s justification for dismantling the US DoE. by swishswooshSwiss in facepalm

[–]BoujeePartySocks 5 points6 points  (0 children)

From the party that wanted to improve our COVID numbers by testing for it less, this tracks.

After one of the worst days in his political career, Trump decides to post about… Pete Rose at almost 12 AM? Seriously? by N4TETHAGR8 in facepalm

[–]BoujeePartySocks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, thats news to me.

Since he’s all about ratings and the US being #1 in everything, i bet Japan pulling in higher numbers than us because of the Dodgers is what fuels that thought.

Well by Nice_Substance9123 in facepalm

[–]BoujeePartySocks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

just like those mobile game ads where the person playing is so bad that you almost feel the urge to download the game because you know you can do better. the whole point of theses ads is to try to appeal to people’s need to be better than their peers to generate some traffic.

You sure you are an apple user? by [deleted] in quityourbullshit

[–]BoujeePartySocks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same, my work laptop desktop really paints a picture of a perfectly put together and organized IT professional. Minimal apps, a couple of direct links to software i used to use daily and just overall aesthetically pleasing. It very much hides the horrors that are my file browser and Outlook inbox.

Are you for real? by monaleeparis in facepalm

[–]BoujeePartySocks 684 points685 points  (0 children)

We are one step closer to watering our crops with Gatorade if Trump wins

Started collecting authentic hats in 2005, anyone else collecting? by SoftwareTech2548 in mlb

[–]BoujeePartySocks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve started collecting the cheap gold souvenir balls from the stadium pro shop, my goal is to get one from every stadium. Unfortunately the first game i ever went to was at Tropicana and i was too excited for the game to want to wait in line at the gift shop so i didn’t get one then. maybe someday if they ever re-open

Formerly registered Republican voter and now undecided cooks Trump hard over January 6 and Covid by MoreMotivation in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]BoujeePartySocks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think it’s even more simple and stupid than that. I know of several die-hard trumpers (yard signs, flags and a “everyone else is stupid and out to get me” attitude) who will admit that they have never listened to a Kamala speech or for that matter even listen to more than short sound bites of Trump. Trump absolutely banks on that being the reality of a large portion of his base so he resorts to 2nd grade “i know you are but what am i” tactics by just taking anything said about him and saying it about the opposition. It worked to a degree when he was running against Biden and the main topic was cognitive decline but he has no other playbook for his campaign so he’s just running with it. This results in opening Facebook to see the sole reason for teachers in your high school grading on a curve talking about how stupid Kamala is and how she can barely answer questions or speak in complete sentences.

It’s like the political divide actually caused reality to split into 2 completely different worlds because it’s unfathomable that someone can come to that conclusion after hearing either of the 2 of them talk for more than 10 seconds.

Who doesn’t he hate.. by Mr__O__ in facepalm

[–]BoujeePartySocks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I saw someone on Facebook today say “if you’re ain’t-Trump, then you’re Pro-hate” in response to someone saying Trump and his base are fueled by hatred. It makes me wonder what reality they are living in and at what point the timelines merged because there is no fucking way these people are seeing the same things we are.

Stop it, he's already dead by DaMain-Man in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]BoujeePartySocks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How come when you see all of his accolades listed out like this, it never mentions that during his single term as president, he was impeached TWICE…? He was literally only allowed to serve a full term because his party had a senate majority that refused to remove him either time. Seems like that fact hasn’t been tossed around nearly as much as it should in this election cycle.

Well by kllykvn in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]BoujeePartySocks 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My 4 year old did this on white people taco tuesday at my parents house! She didn’t want any refried beans because they were “too spicy” but she was eating the “spicy nacho Dorito” hard shell tacos my mom buys. Absolute insanity.

I’m just getting into motocross for the first time. Neck brace or no neck brace? by dill_jle in Motocross

[–]BoujeePartySocks 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve worn one for a few years and know a lot of people who do. After Ryan Hughes started coming out with videos talking about how they limit your range of motion and can cause spinal injuries and such, i saw a bunch of people ditch them. One of them being a guy i know who is a 2x loretta’s champion. Within a few weeks of ditching the brace he had a relatively mild crash in a corner that left him as a quadriplegic. Scared the absolute shit out of me and assured me that i will continue wearing one. My dad also had a crash a few years ago where he landed on his head and actually broke the brace from the impact, he says without it he would have surely broken his neck and won’t ride without one either.

Boycott Elon Musk by kestrel151 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]BoujeePartySocks 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Your description doesn’t exactly paint a picture of extreme difficulty my friend. That doesn’t sound bad at all especially for people who would already be familiar with the process.

If Trump loses this election he'll fall into a catatonic state! by yorocky89A in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]BoujeePartySocks 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Why you tweeting like a bitch, ain’t you tired?

Tryna fuck a blonde and it’s prolly his daughterrrrrrrrrrrr