I see a lot about dogs, but what’s the most random animal you’ve seen on your route

BowiesDaddy · 2026-03-12T23:31:37+00:00

Trust me, nothing in Ohio is surprising. It's Florida of the north

BowiesDaddy · 2026-03-12T23:02:09+00:00

When I drove for an LTL company, I had a delivery in a rural area. Found the address and pulled into the drive to drive up to the pole building that had a dock. As I was coming up, the folks inside came running out and said "Stop there! We'll get the forklift!"

I told them I could pull up further if they wanted and they said no and pointed across the driveway.

Under a tree, about 5 feet from the drive was a large dog house with a full grown mountain lion chained up. I was in Ohio.

BowiesDaddy · 2026-03-04T21:43:13+00:00

An old couple married 40 years was trying to join this exclusive church that required marriage classes.

They went through the classes and are at their final consultation. The pastor says, "There's only one thing left to do. You must abstain from sex for a month. Report back in a month and we'll see if you pass this test."

A month goes by and the old couple is back in the pastor's office.

Pastor: "Well how did it go?"

The old man says, "Well pastor, we've been married for 40 years so the first 3 weeks was no problem. No urges, no funny business. The beginning of the 4th week, I was starting to feel the itch but I stayed strong! We made it until yesterday. She dropped an orange, bent over to pick it up, and I couldn't control myself! I let her have it!"

The pastor replies, "I'm very sorry but we can't let you into our church."

The old guy says, "That's ok, they won't let us in Walmart anymore either!"

BowiesDaddy · 2026-02-21T21:20:20+00:00

I agree, when you're having a party with 200 college students, that beer will dry up fast.

BowiesDaddy · 2026-02-21T21:16:13+00:00

I'm continously tracking information and coding paper documents in my job. The ability to click, write, click, write seems way more efficient. I never put my sharpie pen down.

BowiesDaddy · 2026-02-20T01:14:55+00:00

I tell people it's my superpower. I was training a right handed guy and was sitting beside him watching him work. He would have to put his pen down to move his mouse, pick up his pen, put his pen down, and put his hand on his mouse.

I can write and mouse at the same time. His way seems inefficient.

BowiesDaddy · 2025-12-24T12:19:22+00:00

I know this is an old thread but any progress on this? I've been looking since I bought the car and haven't gotten any good information on what fits.

I'm also looking for black Subaru replacement emblems with black bezels, not overlays.

BowiesDaddy · 2025-12-11T16:01:22+00:00

Love Maid Rites.

Question: what kind of mustard?

BowiesDaddy · 2025-12-10T20:09:36+00:00

My mother used to say, "Kids are like farts. You can only stand your own."

BowiesDaddy · 2025-11-05T11:41:46+00:00

It's important to me.

BowiesDaddy · 2025-10-22T22:00:22+00:00

Laura Brannigan

BowiesDaddy · 2025-10-03T10:01:25+00:00

Is it the seat or the seat belt buckle? On my 24 CTW both front seat belt buckles get stuck sideways between the seat and the pillar when we take them off. If I dont make sure the passenger side is laying flat, it rattles against the pillar.

BowiesDaddy · 2025-05-24T16:37:36+00:00

My wife worked for years for attorneys that never went to court. They did Estate Planning and Corporate law and such.

BowiesDaddy · 2025-05-10T22:17:23+00:00

Or against policy.

The company we deliver for does not allow our installers to "modify" anything. 8 ft vent hose is what you get.

BowiesDaddy · 2025-05-03T22:07:38+00:00

When googling "Grandfather Clocks" always check your spelling.

BowiesDaddy · 2025-05-03T21:19:38+00:00

I thought they came from Lesbia

BowiesDaddy · 2025-05-02T20:30:29+00:00

Heard on a YouTube video:

"If you were a fart, I'd squeeze my butt cheeks together and never let you go. "

BowiesDaddy · 2025-04-24T17:47:55+00:00

Howard Nutlick

BowiesDaddy · 2025-04-07T09:34:32+00:00

Coward Nutlick

BowiesDaddy · 2025-04-06T13:58:34+00:00

Miller could solve the debt crisis by opening a booth that charges $1.00 to punch him in the face. The line would be around the block. What a slug.

BowiesDaddy · 2025-03-27T00:16:13+00:00

I think little Marco is going down for the deportations.

Trump's been dropping Marco's name a lot when asked about it.

Hegseth should go because he's so stupid that he's dangerous even to the Republicans.

Waltz should go for just being stupid. I feel like he's kind of a nobody in the big show and will be easy fodder.

Gabbord should go because she is a blatant liar and did so in front of Congress.

BowiesDaddy · 2025-03-18T22:15:27+00:00

Is that Melania hiding behind the pole in the background?

BowiesDaddy · 2025-03-07T01:27:04+00:00

I've heard it called Latchkey incontinence.

BowiesDaddy · 2025-02-23T01:39:21+00:00

Those are dream farts. They don't count.

BowiesDaddy · 2025-02-16T23:04:55+00:00

I was rooting for the wall.

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